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What's it like to have sex in a car?

车震是什么体验?



Alice Tsymbarevich, I know the ABC of kink
First thing - don't forget the parking brake!

首先-别忘了拉手刹!

Weirdly enough, it's awesome, but you just need the right car. I have had sex in four different cars and I haven't figured out what made one car better than another; yet, there was a clear leader (or perhaps it was a combination of the car + the man who knew how to navigate his movements around the cramped space).

非常奇怪,那是非常爽的,但是你需要合适的车。我曾在四种不同的车里试过,但还没发现是什么让一种车比另一种要好。但有一条原则是明显的(这或许需要人车合一,这个人得知道如何在狭窄的空间内控制他的运动)

It's absolutely great if you find the right way to position yourselves, the right places for leverage, the right handles and the right footholds. After that you just brace yourself and go to town! If the car is parked in a good spot that is unlikely to be disturbed or discovered, you can relax and let yourself go. If not, perhaps you may be thrilled by the possibility of someone walking by. (In all cases but two, there always was someone walking by. Those people walking their dogs will find any desolate path somehow!)

如果你能找到正确的位置来,手脚不会感到不适,也适合做功,那么将是非常棒的体验。在这之后,你就支撑好自己开始吧。如果车停在一个不容易被打扰和发现的地方,你就可以放松然后自由发挥了。如果不是,你将处于可能被路过的人发现的兴奋之中。(有两种情况例外1.总会有人经过2.那些遛狗人不知怎么地总能发现任何的荒凉小路。)

Otherwise, a car is a wonderfully versatile location. You can lie back with your legs on the dashboard. You can stick your legs or one of them out of the window. You can straddle your partner this or that way or lean over from the other seat. You can step outside and lean against the car, having sex standing up (but be careful, leaning hard can bend the exterior paneling!). You can shift seats this and that way, get comfortable around the back seat... if you have a van or a pickup truck, you're even luckier.

另外,一辆通用定位的车将是非常棒的。你可以躺下来,把脚放到仪表盘上。你可以把脚伸出窗子。你可以让你的同伴这样那样地跨坐上来,也可以让他/她趴在另一个座位上。你也可以站在车外,靠在车上,站着做*(但是小心点,靠太狠了会把车皮弄弯的)。你可以调一调座椅,使后座舒服一些…如果你有一辆箱式货车或者带蓬小卡车,你就走运了。

(Some also get kinky by putting a condom over the gear stick, if you get what I mean... I haven't tried that but it's tempting.)

(有些古怪的人也会在档位杆上放一个避孕套,如果你懂我意思的话…我还没试过但那确实诱人)

Then you get the chore of wiping all the windows clean of fog, so keep your car stocked on wiping tissues or paper towels :) And make sure you don't litter with your condoms around the car! There are trash cans for that, you know.

然后就是打扫现场的零星工作,擦掉玻璃上的雾,记得车上带着纸巾。避孕套别乱扔,扔在垃圾桶里。