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2019-04-15 批踢踢實業坊 2899 0 0   【简】 【繁】
看板Gossiping標題[問卦] 如果你是登上月球第一人會講的第一句話?時間Sun Apr 14 02:39:36 2019
大家知道

阿姆斯壯登上月球後講的第一句話

全世界都透過直播電台聽到

也成為20世紀的經典


如果今天換成鄉民你是登月先鋒

踏上月球後的第一句話會講什麼?

八卦?

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推 frommr: 席德也可愛,ㄅ像某ㄍ543只會在那大便乃大便ㄑㄉ豪沒水準 04/14 02:43
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推 VrGnKiler: 奇怪這裡google map怎定位不到 04/14 03:10
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推 Arjui: 幹沒網路,這邊wifi密碼多少? 04/14 03:21
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噓 tryme123: 姆咪姆咪心慟慟 04/14 03:59
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