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[原创-生活] 在面对警察时,有哪些情况是自己把自己作死的

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发表于 2019-4-23 21:18:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Driver got arrested for suspended license and his warrants and the passenger got himself a citation. The drivers vehicle got impounded.
Moral of the story? Tell your passengers to shut their mouths. Had that guy not been a moron, his buddy would have been homeward bound.

结局自然不用说,司机因无照驾驶,和身负两张逮捕令而被捕,乘客本人收到了罚单。司机的车也被扣押了。
这个故事告诉了广大司机朋友,让你车上的乘客闭嘴。要不是那个笨蛋,出租车司机什么事都不会有。

Astrolaut
On the subject of dealing with actual police... When you pull over: turn your radio off, roll down your window and put your left arm out so they can see it. I hang my elbow out with my hand on the door for comfort. Grab your ID and insurance card in your right hand, cross it over your left arm so they can see it as they're walking up. That shows you're not an immediate threat. Then, and here's the real secret... Treat them like they're people. Make small talk, get them to laugh, ask about their day/local restaurants/upcoming events...
18 years of driving and I've never gotten a ticket.

当警察在你身后鸣笛示警时.。你需要靠边停车:关掉收音机,摇下车窗,伸出你的左臂,这样他们就能看到了。
我一般把左胳膊肘伸出来,把左手放在门上,以求舒适。然后右手拿起身份证和保险卡,交叉放在你的左臂上,这样警察就可以一目了然地看清楚你手上的一切,从而降低对你的警惕心。然后你要像对待熟人一样和警察闲聊,让他们开怀大笑,和他们聊一聊生活/当地的餐馆/社区趣事等等…。
这就是开车18年来我从来没拿到过罚单的秘诀。



No_Im_Random_Coffee
Pull over this guy for expired tabs. Ask for his ID and he's feeling around for his wallet. Can't find it.
He says, "Ah man, I'm one of you, it's cool."
"Oh, what department?"
"Oh....uh actually I'm a security guard, but same thing."
I'm polite, "So where's your ID?"
"Oh it's in the.." and he motions to the trunk.
"It's in the trunk?""Actually...no."
My BS radar is going off. "Ok, want to get you ID out of the trunk?"
"Nah, I don't have it." He starts looking around for another story to use. But now I know I'm supposed to stay out of the trunk. He's also not giving me any more information.

因为一个家伙车上的标签过期了,我把他的车拦了下来。我问他要身份证,他摸索了一遍钱包,表示没带。
其间他还不停地和我搭话,他说,“啊,伙计,其实我也是你们中的一员。”
我:“哦,哪个部门的?”
他:“哦....实际上我是一名保安,但从职责上讲和你们差不多。”
我很有礼貌,但并不会被他带跑偏,我继续问道:“那你的身份证呢?”
“哦,在……”他瞥了行李箱一眼。
我:“你的身份证在后备箱里?”
他“不不不……没在。”
我的警惕值一下子拉满了。我说“需要我帮你把身份证从后备箱里拿出来吗?”
他:“不,我没带身份证。”接着,他开始不停的东拉西扯,尽管他满嘴跑火车,但我已经确定了,汽车的后备箱里肯定有问题。

"No ID, then I have to take you in and get you fingerprinted." I ask him what's in the trunk, but he's not talking anymore. We pull him out and get him in cuffs. Another officer takes him to get ID through fingerprints.
In the trunk was a "police" uniform with fake metal badge. No gun, but a duty belt. He also has stacks of child porn.
This is a guy who a neighboring city had been looking for months. His MO was to dress as a police officer, talk to kids and you can figure out the rest.

我说:“没有身份证,那么我必须要录你的指纹。”我问他后备箱里有什么,他不再说话了。于是我们把他拉出来,给他戴上手铐。另一名警官带他录指纹获取身份。
我们检查后备箱,发现了一件“警察”制服,制服上面有一个假的金属徽章。警用腰带上没有枪。以及成堆的儿童色情作品。
由此我们才得知,这是一个邻居城市找了几个月的人。他擅长装扮成假警察,和孩子们聊天,然后剩下的事你自己想。



ijerkal0t
Dude here's some platinum, I have a young daughter and if anything ever happened to her I'll kill some one for her. This kept a dad from so much anguish and pain, I hope you catch more people like this sick person.

伙计,我有一个女儿,如果她出了什么事,我肯定会亲手宰了那个混蛋的。,我希望你能抓到更多这样的人渣。这样可以让无数家庭避免悲剧。

-humble-opinion-
This is why, as a sex worker, I would never go with a vice cop trying to arrest me. They don't carry ID and essentially act exactly like a kidnapper. I choose my life over whatever legal trouble I'd get in for physically fighting that cop to the death.
It's not like society cares if someone like me were to get murdered. No way am I getting cuffed and leaving with some undercover rando.
Note: I had a cop client try to assault me (my limits do not include full service). I know a lot of cops are good but some are corrupt to the core. Either way, if you are in that industry, no way should you trust an actual or impersonated cop

这就是为什么,作为一个性工作者,我永远不会和一个试图逮捕我的警察去任何地方。他们从来不带身份证,本质上就是个绑匪。
不管我被告知触犯了哪条法律,我都会与那个试图逮捕我的警察战斗到死。
社会并不关心像我这样的人会不会被谋杀。我不会带着手铐带着便衣就这样一走了之。
注意:我有一个警察客户曾经试图攻击我。我知道很多警察都很好,但也有一些是彻头彻尾的垃圾。在我这个行业,你就不应该相信警察,无论他是真的还是冒充的。

AtLeastIAmNotOnFire
You mentioned the badge was metal. Are police badges usually made of something else? Curious how you prevent counterfeits

你提到那个人拥有假冒的金属徽章,普通人应该如何区别真假呢?

cantonic
Quick google search reveals that realistic police badges are pretty common, as props or collectors items or given out by a sheriff to his contributors. The badge isn't the end-all-be-all of police identification.

快速谷歌了一下,现实中警徽其实是相当普遍的,并不能作为识别真假警察的标志,

flpacsnr
Not a cop but a witness.
During college, my friends and I would hang out outside and smoke Hookah. Frequently we would invite strangers who pass by to join or campus police would casually chat with us as they made their rounds. So one time a group of freshman walk past and ask to join. After about 15 min the campus police car rolls up and the freshman get visibly nervous, we tell them calm down, the cops are chill. As soon as the cop gets out of the car, one freshman bolts and makes it about 20 feet before the cop tackles him. We all clap and heckle the kid. Upon searching him, the cop finds a bunch of weed, then he says, “You realize prior to running, I had no reason to be suspicious. I just wanted to talk to my friends over there.” And points at us. The cop ends up writing a ticket and sends him off.

上大学的时候,我和我的朋友们在外面闲逛,抽吸水烟。我们经常邀请路过的陌生人加入,或者和巡逻的校园警察聊天。
有一次,一群大一新生走过来,要求加入。大约15分钟后,校园警察开车过来,大一新生们明显紧张起来,我们则告诉他们保持冷静。
警察一下车,有一名大一新生定力不够,撒腿就跑,他跑了大约20英尺,就被警察追上了。在搜查他时,警察发现了一堆大麻,然后警察说,“你知道的,在你逃跑之前,我根本就没怀疑过你。我只是想和学生们谈谈天。“说着,警察指了指指着我们。然后警察开了张罚单就让那个学生走了




The cop pauses shakes his head. Said there was a noise complaint but he had been sitting outside for 10 mins and hasn't heard a word. Said to enjoy the game. Looks at the kitchen shakes his head again and walks out.

警察停顿了一下,摇摇头。他说虽然有人投诉噪音扰民,但他刚才已经在外面坐了10分钟了,并没有听到噪音。
然后警察只是说了句,继续看你们的比赛。又看了看厨房,摇了摇头,就走了出去
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发表于 2019-4-24 09:34:32 龙腾移动网页版 | 显示全部楼层
以上仅包括但不限于的是美国警察。在中国,这些问题大多是不存在的。
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发表于 2019-4-24 12:36:27 龙腾移动网页版 | 显示全部楼层
言论自由是可以让你随便骂警察吗?emmmmm,你们自己留着玩吧。
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发表于 2019-4-26 13:18:40 | 显示全部楼层
都都 发表于 2019-4-24 09:34龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.com
以上仅包括但不限于的是美国警察。在中国,这些问题大多是不存在的。
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嗯,在中国也没那么多S13会在坐车时骂警察。当然我们有一些喝醉后主动拉着交警说自己没喝酒,还非要吹酒精测试仪的货。
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