Tried using my sister's Taobao account to buy something
Don't accept Hong Kong credit cards anymore
Fine, sign up for Alipay. Must use a phone number, cannot use email
Successfully add Hong Kong credit card to Alipay
Scans code - Can't pay for someone's basket using a different Alipay account. Please set up a Taobao account under your name
Fine, let's login using my Alipay QR code. Code doesn't scan, account doesn't exist
Fine, so let's create up a new Taobao account (lost my old phone number)
Robot slider, Sends you a 2fa code
You have to do real person identification
Can't do it on a laptop, fine let's download the app. App wants to paste from Clipboard as soon as you open it.
Login, Robot slider, App sends you another 2fa code
'Have to do real person identification'
App sends you a third 2fa code. This one never arrives
Have taken me over 20 minutes to do nothing. The Amazon onboarding experience is under a minute.
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I've given up and I'm taking the MTR to go to my local Decathlon instead.

试着用我姐姐的淘宝账号买东西
不再接受香港信用卡
好吧,注册支付宝。必须使用电话号码,不能使用电子邮件
成功将香港信用卡加入支付宝
扫码——不能使用不同的支付宝帐户为某人的购物篮付款。请以您的名义注册一个淘宝帐号
好的,让我们用我的支付宝二维码登录。扫不出来,帐户不存在
好吧,让我们创建一个新的淘宝账号(我的旧电话号码丢了)
机器人滑块,向您发送2fa(使用密码和验证码登录的方式)代码
你必须做真人身份验证
不能在笔记本电脑上完成,好吧,让我们下载应用程序。应用程序希望在您打开它时立即从剪贴板粘贴。
登录,机器人滑块,应用程序向您发送另一个2fa代码
“必须进行真人身份验证”
应用程序会向您发送第三个2fa代码。这个永远不会到来
我花了20多分钟什么也没做成。而亚马逊的入门体验只需不到一分钟。

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我已经放弃了,转乘地铁去当地的迪卡侬。