欧美互喷：哈哈，美国人又肥又没有医保！！！等等，你们为什么不笑？part2
haha americans so fat no healthcare!!! wait why aren''''t you guys laughing?
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欧美互喷
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“跟我们见识一下更美味的奥利奥菜品”
“为什么美国吃起东西来就像他们有免费医保一样？”
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Like anyone would actually eat this nasty thing.
好像真的有人会吃这种恶心的东西似的。
Yeah, I prefer a peanut butter bacon double cheese burger.
是的，我更喜欢花生酱培根双层芝士堡。
Preferably with a slice of ham, pastrami, pepperoni and drenched in whatever the new, trendy sauce is.
最好配上一片火腿、熏牛肉、意大利香肠，淋上任何最新流行的酱汁。
Coated in batter and deep fried!
裹上面糊油炸（到两面金黄，隔壁孩子都馋哭了）!
All on a stick, of course
当然，都放一条。
A stick of butter
一条黄油。
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Deep fried butter!
油炸黄油！
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Topped with Jalapeno's and banana peppers.
上面撒上墨西哥胡椒和香蕉辣椒。
A well-proportioned pb bacon cheeseburger (single, not a double) is great, on occasion. I have 3-4 of them a year.
有时候，一个比例均衡的pb培根芝士汉堡(单层，而不是双层)是很棒的。我一年吃3-4次。
With an egg on top
上面放一个鸡蛋。
I like bacon cheeseburgers with bacon jam
我喜欢培根芝士汉堡加培根果酱。
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So real I’m the piggiest bitch this side of the Colorado and I would never
真的，我是科罗拉多河这嘎啦最肥的集美，我也永远不会……
If you remove the Oreos, this thing looks delicious. Not sure why anyone would destroy a good burger like this.
如果你去掉奥利奥，这东西看起来很好吃。真不明白为什么有人会毁掉这么好的汉堡。
might get something like this at a state fair because it's kinda funny and stupid, like deep fried butter. once in a lifetime kinda thing. there's probably a couple dozen immobile fatsos that eat like this irl.
可能会在州博览会上买到这样的东西，因为它有点搞笑又愚蠢，就像油炸黄油一样。那种一生只吃一次的玩意。可能有些不动的胖子吃这玩意。
人们嘲笑我们的医疗保健，抱怨我们不是世界医学的领导者，哈哈。
Why do Europeans not understand that their healthcare is not free?
为什么欧洲人不明白他们的医疗不是免费的?
Easy to pay for healthcare for all when you don’t have to dedicate more than 1% of your GDP to defense because the US protects you
当你不需要将超过GDP1%的钱用于国防，因为美国保护你时，为所有人支付医疗费用就很容易了。
US actually spends much more per capita that European countries on healthcare. The US system is just so dysfunctional that even when spending 2-3x more per capita on healthcare, tens of thousands of people die each year from lack of access to healthcare.
实际上，美国在人均医疗保健上的支出比欧洲国家高得多。美国的医疗体系功能失调，即使人均医疗支出高出2-3倍，每年仍有数万人死于无法获得医疗服务。
All because of legal bribery called "lobbying" from Super PACs. Thanks McConnell.
这一切都是因为被超级政治行动委员会称之为“游说”的合法贿赂。谢谢麦康奈尔。
The tax increase is negligible, but that’s only because America foots a lot of bills for Europe.
税收的增加可以忽略不计，但这只是因为美国为欧洲支付了大量账单。
Their taxes wouldn't be considered 'negligible' by any stretch of the word here. After you count income tax, sales tax, and the other random taxes, most of Western Europe is paying more than half of their income in taxes.
不管怎么说，他们的税收都不会被认为可以“忽略不计”。算上所得税、销售税和其他税种后，大多数西欧国家的税收占其收入的一半以上。
美国人把更多的钱存起来，而且应该有足够的责任感，从而投资于自己的退休和健康保险。即使算上“免费”的东西，大多数美国人只要不在最底层的9%之内，就仍然有优势。
That's not even close to true. The average tax rate combining all levels of Taxation in Western Europe is 34%. In the United States it's 31.
这根本不是真的。在西欧，所有等级的平均税率加起来是34%。美国是31%。
In the United States, I'm paying 1/4th my paycheck exactly in taxes, and I get about 2 grand back every year. I'd like to see where 31% tax rate for America comes from. I'd also like to see you stay that tax light if america wasn't protecting your pathetic asses from Russia. America IS nato. Yall barely do shit and then sit back and act like you're cool because you don't spend a dime on defense because you know America will protect you.
在美国，我的工资的四分之一都是用来交税的，每年我能拿回2000美元的退税。我想看看美国31%的税率从何而来。如果美国不保护你们这些可怜的家伙不受俄罗斯的伤害，我也希望你们能继续缴税。美国就是北约。你们几乎什么都不做，坐在一边装得很酷，因为你们不花一分钱在国防上，因为你们知道美国会保护你们。
如果美国不用每次在你和邻国开战的时候都拉你们一把，那就太好了。
当欧洲国家谈论美国不把钱花在免费医疗上有多糟糕时，他们总是忽略提及他们在国防上花的钱有多少，这让我很惊讶。
Yeah, the income tax rate. But you're intentionally leaving out the average sale tax rate of 21% that's on everything you buy. Plus, the local taxes. Plus the gas taxes. Plus, the myriad of other taxes.
是的，所得税税率。但是你故意忽略了你购买的所有东西的平均销售税21%。再加上地方税。再加上汽油税。此外，还有无数的其他税种。
It's also an unfortunate reality that Americans are a lot less healthy than Europeans on average. Nations with free healthcare especially have to invest in keeping the populations healthy. A hypothetical healthcare tax in the US would be far greater than any healthcare tax we've seen in any european nation.
另一个不幸的现实是，平均而言，美国人的健康状况远不如欧洲人。拥有免费医疗的国家尤其需要在保持人口健康方面进行投资。假设美国的医疗保健税将远远超过任何欧洲国家的任何医疗保健税。
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Until you look at dental. We are for sure in better health in those regards
直到你看牙科。在这些方面，我们肯定更健康。
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin teeth clean
他们在水里放化学物质来洗干净该死的牙齿。
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
你明白吗?
bite chomp chew
CRAP
嚼嚼嚼
废话
I'm gonna say it real slow for you,
CLEAN! TEETH!
要我说，你们那个真的很慢，
干净的! 牙齿!
I thought Europeans paid nearly twice the taxes of the US?
我以为欧洲人缴纳的税几乎是美国人的两倍?
What bills would these be that America pays?
美国需要支付哪些账单?
Probably referring to how a lot of NATO members or countries with defense agreements involving NATO benefit from the USA's high military spending, to the extent where.
可能说的是很多北约成员国或有北约防务协议的国家从美国的高军费开支中受益，在某种程度上。
美国的军费开支占其GDP的3.49%。北约31个成员国中有21个甚至没有达到北约规定的2%，中位数为1.87%。令人愤怒的是，许多医疗、教育等方面都很优秀的国家(丹麦、挪威、荷兰等)的支出还不到1.87%。
Considering how expensive a military is, I suspect that these countries would not be able to afford such good public services if they weren't able to benefit from the efforts of their allies.
考虑到军事十分昂贵，我怀疑如果这些国家不能从盟友的努力中受益，他们将无法负担如此良好的公共服务。
The problem here is the US spending too much, not Europe spending too little. US defense budget is greater than the next top ten countries combined, most of which are allies. That money isn't used on defense either. It's used to destabilize smaller countries and get cheaper access to their resources.
这里的问题是美国支出过多，而不是欧洲支出过少。美国的国防预算比排在后面的10个国家加起来还要多，其中大多数是盟友。这笔钱也没有用于国防。它被用来破坏小国的稳定，以更便宜的价格获得它们的资源。
Germany pays the same as the USA yet they are no where near as rich. I don't think the US is paying Europes bills.
德国支付的费用和美国一样，但他们远没有美国富裕。我不认为美国在为欧洲买单。
They do. And you also know that they know that.
他们有。你也知道他们知道这一点。
但是，关于美国医疗保健垃圾的观点是正确的，所以除了咬文嚼字和装傻之外，没有什么别的办法。
Everyone with a brain knows that when people talk about “free” healthcare, they mean “free at point of service.”
每个有头脑的人都知道，当人们谈论“免费”医疗保健时，他们指的是“免费服务”。
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Stop giving in to propaganda. We pay incredulous premiums for our healthcare (which would be equivalent to the amount of tax taken out for it) and then still pay ludicrous amounts when we utilize that healthcare, which they don’t pay. They’re in a way better state than we are
不要向宣传屈服。我们为我们的医疗保健支付了令人难以置信的保费(这相当于为此扣除的税额)，然后当我们使用他们不花钱的医疗保健时，我们仍然要支付可笑的金额。他们的状态比我们好得多。
I don’t think anything he said disagrees. He’s just saying the word “free” is inappropriate
我认为他说的一切都是正确的。他只是说"免费"这个词不合适。
It's perfectly appropriate. When people talk about "free health care" they mean "free at the point of service". As in, there is no bill to pay after receiving treatment.
它非常合适。当人们谈论“免费医疗”时，他们指的是“免费服务”。例如，在接受治疗后不需要支付任何账单。
实际上，每个人都明白，“免费”医疗保健是由税收资助的。只有咬文嚼字的美国人才会扯“好吧，当然，这不是真的免费”。
Which is exactly my point
这正是我的观点。
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It's like getting free breakfast with your hotel room. We all know it's not actually free, it's just included. Also the free breakfast is all you can eat.
这就像在酒店房间里享受免费早餐一样。我们都知道它实际上不是免费的，它只是包含在内。而且免费早餐是你能吃的全部。
Do you get taxed by the government?
Do those taxes pay to run the universal healthcare program in your country?
If the answer to both questions is yes, then it’s not free.
政府向你征税了吗?
在你们国家，这些税是用来支付全民医保计划的吗?
如果两个问题的答案都是肯定的，那么它就不是免费的。
Wow. Way to miss my entire fucking point you lemon. I understand it’s not free, but stop pretending like our system is better when it’s 100x worse. The change in cost from paying monthly premiums to a slight increase in taxes is negligible. Except when I need to go to the ER or have live-saving surgery, in Europe you walk away healthy and debt free, and in the United States you walk away with crippling debt that you’re paying off for the rest of your life, and if you can’t possibly see how that’s a worse system then I have no energy left to discuss this matter with you.
哇。你他妈完全没听懂我的意思，笨蛋。我知道它不是免费的，但不要假装我们的系统更好，因为它差100倍。从每月支付保费到略微增加税收的成本变化可以忽略不计。除非我需要去急诊室或做挽救生命的手术，在欧洲，你可以健康地离开，不用负债，而在美国，你离开时背负着沉重的债务，你的余生都要偿还，如果你看不出这是一个多么糟糕的系统，那我可没有精力和你讨论这件事。
I find statements like this to be interesting. Unless you have lived in both systems for a prolonged period of your adult life you wouldn't have any fucking clue which system is better or worse than the other. Let alone 100x better or wrose.
我发现这样的陈述很有趣。除非你成年后在两种体系中都生活过很长一段时间，否则你根本不知道哪种体系比另一种更好或更差。更不用说100倍的好坏了。
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Regardless of our healthcare system, why on earth would you put oreos in a burger?
不管我们的医疗体系如何，你到底为什么要在汉堡里放奥利奥?
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some people thrive on chaos
有些人喜欢混乱。
Some men just like to watch the world burn
有些人就是喜欢看着世界燃烧。
The percentage of the US population identifying as atheist rises with every bite
自认为是无神论者的美国人口比例在不断上升。
I unironically do eat this once a month its actually really good tasting
老实说，我每个月都会吃一次，味道真的很好。
How are your blood vessels faring?
你的血管还好吗?
Yeah. There are only 3 ways to eat Oreos:
1- By themselves 2- With milk 3- Deep fried (Up for debate)
是的。奥利奥只有三种吃法:
1-单独食用2-加牛奶3-油炸(有待讨论)
Deep fried oreos are alright imo, forbidden beignets
在我看来，油炸奥利奥还行，禁止放在煎饼里。
Yeah, I tried some last year.
It felt so wrong yet tasted so good.
是的，我去年尝过一些。
感觉很不对劲，但味道却很好。
Cause I work out and glad that I don’t have to eat bullshit snails and biscuits
因为我锻炼身体，很高兴我不用吃那些狗屁蜗牛和饼干。
Snails are pretty good tbf, don't know what you mean by biscuits because they normal to eat in america aswell
蜗牛很好吃，我不知道你说的饼干是什么意思，因为它们在美国也很常见。
I’ve never had French snails but I’ve had Chinese ones
我从来没吃过法国蜗牛，但我吃过中国蜗牛。
Americans don't eat that shit except MAYBE once a year at the state fair. I don't touch that stuff, but I'm always curious what bizarre fried creation they'll have this year.
美国人不吃那种东西，除了每年一次的州博览会。我不碰那些东西，但我一直很好奇他们今年会有什么奇怪的油炸食品。
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Deep fried sticks of butter was a new low.
油炸黄油条曾创下新低。
Good lord
老天爷啊。
i dunno i though deep frying water was a bit much.
我不知道，我还觉得油炸水有点过了。
is that really a thing ?
这是真的吗?
Omg. Sadly, yes. And it's sold at fairs for some unknown reason. I blame aliens :)
我的天啊，不幸的是，是的。不知什么原因，它在集市上被卖掉了。都怪外星人。
surely it's not safe to eat that much butter, or is it like special butter
吃那么多黄油肯定不安全，或者它像特殊的黄油。
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It's just gross, no?
很恶心，不是吗?
I’ve eaten giant burgers at my state fair, but no way in fucking hell would I eat this Oreo burger monstrosity.
我在州博览会上吃过巨无霸汉堡，但我他妈绝对不会吃这个奥利奥巨无霸汉堡。
nah they never eat allat shit, it's just too much
不，他们永远不会吃那玩意，太过了。