救命啊我的宝宝是个gay，就因为他喜欢色彩
help my infant is gay bc he likes colours
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贴主的丈夫由于“某些原因”居然觉得自己一岁的宝宝是gay，贴主列举了其中的七条（目前原帖已经被版主删除），网友评论：孩子是不是gay不知道，这老公肯定是个傻子。有不少网友觉得，贴主应该好好审视一下自己的丈夫并和他聊聊，也许丈夫本身自我认同不清晰，并把这内心深处的想法投射在了孩子的身上。
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原图已被删除，以下为图中列举的七项理由：
My(23F) husband(24M) thinks our son is gay,when he’s only a year old
1 He loves when the light shines through the window in a way that makes rainbows on the floor
2 He was curious about my makeup and has tried to take my lipstick and eyeliner(it reminds him of crayons)
3 He generally prefers me to my husband
4 He likes to help me peel bananas, and one time my husband saw him mouth the tip of it. He got angry at me for “letting him do something that looks sexual”. Wtf?
5 His favorite thing to do outside right now is look at the flowers that are blooming and touch them
6 My husband thinks he likes books too much for a boy(??)
7 There’s also a character in one of the books that my son always points and smile at, because he has bright orange hair(son’s favorite color), but my husband thinks he has a crush on the character... I don’t know what to say to that.
我老公（23岁恋爱24岁结婚）觉得我们的儿子是gay，可他才一岁
他这样认为的其中一些“理由”：
1 儿子喜欢看阳光从窗户洒进来，在地板上投射出彩虹
2 他对我的化妆品很好奇，且试图去拿我的口红和眼线笔（他以为是蜡笔）
3 通常来说，比起我丈夫他更喜欢我
4 他喜欢帮我剥香蕉，有一次我丈夫看到他用嘴咬香蕉头，生了我的气，说”怎么让他做这么色情的事情“ 。什么鬼！
5 他现在最喜欢的户外运动就是看盛开的花并摸摸
6 我丈夫认为他比其他小男孩更喜欢读书（？？）
7 我儿子总是指着一本书里的一个角色笑，因为那个角色的头发是亮橙色（儿子最爱的颜色），但我丈夫觉得他是对那个角色有意思...我都不知道该说啥了。
1 He loves when the light shines through the window in a way that makes rainbows on the floor
2 He was curious about my makeup and has tried to take my lipstick and eyeliner(it reminds him of crayons)
3 He generally prefers me to my husband
4 He likes to help me peel bananas, and one time my husband saw him mouth the tip of it. He got angry at me for “letting him do something that looks sexual”. Wtf?
5 His favorite thing to do outside right now is look at the flowers that are blooming and touch them
6 My husband thinks he likes books too much for a boy(??)
7 There’s also a character in one of the books that my son always points and smile at, because he has bright orange hair(son’s favorite color), but my husband thinks he has a crush on the character... I don’t know what to say to that.
我老公（23岁恋爱24岁结婚）觉得我们的儿子是gay，可他才一岁
他这样认为的其中一些“理由”：
1 儿子喜欢看阳光从窗户洒进来，在地板上投射出彩虹
2 他对我的化妆品很好奇，且试图去拿我的口红和眼线笔（他以为是蜡笔）
3 通常来说，比起我丈夫他更喜欢我
4 他喜欢帮我剥香蕉，有一次我丈夫看到他用嘴咬香蕉头，生了我的气，说”怎么让他做这么色情的事情“ 。什么鬼！
5 他现在最喜欢的户外运动就是看盛开的花并摸摸
6 我丈夫认为他比其他小男孩更喜欢读书（？？）
7 我儿子总是指着一本书里的一个角色笑，因为那个角色的头发是亮橙色（儿子最爱的颜色），但我丈夫觉得他是对那个角色有意思...我都不知道该说啥了。
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Wait until the kid ask for a dessert. The ultimate gay red flag
等孩子想吃甜点的时候吧，那才是铁gay的信号
Help my infant son prefers cups of fruit mush over a 12 oz steak, he's clearly gay
救命 我儿子宁愿吃杯装水果泥也不吃牛排，他肯定是gay
"He generally prefers me over my husband"
With how your husband is reacting, why am I not surprised?
“通常来说，比起我丈夫他更喜欢我”
从你丈夫的反应来看，我为啥不惊讶
Besides this: My son prefers a woman over a man, so he has to be gay! WTF?
还有：比起男人我儿子更喜欢女人，所以他肯定是gay！啥玩意儿？
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You should see the gay crap my son pulls smh smiling at me EVERY-TIME I walk in the house Yelling DADDY at me (a grown ass man). We have to stop this poison.
瞅瞅我家，每一次我回家，我儿子都给我个让我无语的基佬笑 人家还会喊”爹爹“（一个大男人）这孩子有毒，我们得阻止他
this is what happens when you marry an idiot. im sure they were obviously an idiot before this.
嫁给傻子的后果就是这样的。我觉得这种人结婚前肯定也傻
It's totally gay to like women more than men, am I right?
比起男人更喜欢女人肯定是gay，我说的对不？
The husband is gay, 100%
这老公百分百是gay。
With a lot of self-loathing.
而且非常厌恶自己。
Hubby is so far in the closet he's having adventures in Narnia.
这老公现在还没出柜，他还在纳尼亚（Narnia，应是指纳尼亚传奇系列魔幻故事，讲述了一群小主人公在纳尼亚王国冒险和战斗的故事）冒险呢。
Im stealing this...
说得好，抱走了
Why people have kids with that kind of partner? I can't believe there was not a single sign.
If loving to see a natural rainbow makes you gay, 100% of humanity has been gay at some point. What kind of sad and dead inside person doesn't like a fucking rainbow?
有小孩的人为啥跟那样的伴侣在一块？我就不信没有一丝预兆
要是喜欢看自然的彩虹就是gay的话，全人类在某种程度上都是gay。内心得多悲伤多铁石心肠的人才他妈的不喜欢彩虹啊？
Wait does that make god gay since he made a giant rainbow that one time
等等 那上帝就是gay，因为他造了一条巨型彩虹
I know what to say. Get your son and yourself away from your husband. I'm not even kidding here. If husband thinks a 1yr old is gay, how long before he starts mentally or physically starts harming the child for his perceptions?
我知道说啥。带着你儿子远离你丈夫。一点不开玩笑。如果一个丈夫觉得1岁的小孩是gay，照着他自己的感觉，多久就会开始从心理和身体上伤害这个孩子了？
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Give your husband directions to the nearest hospital. He needs to be checked for brain damage
给你丈夫指一下最近的医院。他需要看看脑子坏没坏。
Why did the woman allow such an idiot to reproduce?
为啥女人允许这么蠢的人繁衍后代？
Her son may or may not be gay.
Her husband however most certainly is a moron.
儿子是不是gay不知道。
丈夫毫无疑问是个白痴。
Jeez, kid doesn’t even know what sexuality is
1 It’s a rainbow, kids like color, it’s interesting
2 Kids copy their parents, so when mommy wears makeup that looks like his crayons, that’s interesting
3 Maybe because your husband is an asshole
4 Kids wanna help with everything, it’s interesting. There is only one way to eat a banana (except if you cut it) and 5 you can’t expect an one year old to not make a mess with food sometimes
5 Flowers, again, have colors, colors are interesting
6 He likes stories ig, or maybe just looking at the pictures. Nothing weird
7 That kid has no idea what a crush even is lol, he likes orange so gets exited by orange
This little boy is perfectly normal and is exploring the world like a one year old does, things are interesting, things are new, things are exiting.
我天，孩子甚至都不知道啥叫色情
1 那是条彩虹，孩子喜欢色彩，因为很有趣
2 孩子会模仿父母，所以他们觉得妈妈用看着像彩笔的工具化妆很有趣
3 也许是因为你丈夫是个混球
4 孩子啥事都想帮忙，因为有趣。吃香蕉就一种方法（除非你切开吃），而且一岁小孩不可能只是偶尔会把食物搞得乱七八糟
5 再说一次，花也有颜色，很有趣。
6 他喜欢短故事，或者只是喜欢看图。没什么奇怪的。
7 哈哈孩子根本不知道什么叫有意思，他喜欢橙色，所以看见橙色兴奋。
这个小男孩非常正常，正像其他一岁小朋友一样探索这个世界，周围的事物很有趣，很新鲜，很迷人。
Kids are literally known for being attracted to colors, every kids section is always filled with vibrant colors, regardless of the kid’s gender or sexuality.
众所周知，孩子本来就会被颜色吸引，每个人孩童阶段都充满鲜艳的颜色，不管男孩还是女孩。
When he starts listening to Barbera Streisand then this is a sure sign until then just get on with life.
当他开始听芭芭拉·史翠珊（Barbera Streisand，美国女歌手，受广大同性恋者的喜爱），那就肯定是了，在那之前好好生活吧。
Divorce your husband. He's clearly going to abuse this kid.
跟你丈夫离婚。很显然他会虐待这个小孩。
More than any supposition about the husbands's sexuality (and however true or false that may be), this is the area to be concerned about.
比任何猜测都重要的是这个丈夫的性取向（尽管可能是对的也可能是错的），这是需要关注的点。
Sorry to say this but your partner is a low self estim homophobic jerk.
不好意思，但是你的伴侣是个没有自尊的同性混蛋。
It sounds like your husband is extremely insecure in his sexuality and is projecting those issues onto his son, who is a long ways away from sexualizing anything... Unless he is taught to. Which is likely what your husband went through, which developed anxiety and anger in situations where he was unnecessarily corrected as a child. Sorry... Just my best guess.
I've been abused by psychotic men and after many years of healing have found that most of the time, it comes from a very deep issue in themselves. But, just because someone is sick, I wouldn't let them cough on me... Just because he is this way doesn't mean he should be allowed to put that sickness on your child.
I'm not trying to say your husband is a bad person in any way, just that the issues are bad and they come from bad places. I hope this helps, maybe a conversation could happen, where the focus is why he feels this way, not even about your child. Then addressing that issue could help with the current one. I hope some kind of understanding and progress can be made. My very best wishes to all of you.
听起来你丈夫似乎对自己的性别极度缺乏安全感，并把这些问题投射在儿子身上，他离分辨性别什么的还要很久呢...除非有人教。可能这就是你丈夫的经历，他儿时没有得到必要的纠正，在这样的环境中增长了焦虑和愤怒。抱歉...只能这么猜了。
我曾经被患精神病人虐待过，经过多年的治疗我发现，大部分时候他们的病都起源于内心极深处的一个问题。但是不能因为你生病了，我就许你朝我咳嗽。只因为他是这样的，并不意味着他能把这病态加在你的孩子身上。
我没有一点想说你老公是坏人，只想说问题严重，而且这些问题来源于坏的环境。希望能帮到你，也许你俩可以聊聊，主要聊他问为什么这样想，甚至不聊你们孩子也行。然后通过解决那个问题来帮助解决现在的问题。希望你们能互相理解，取得进展。谨致以我最好的祝愿。
What's even the problem if your kid is actually gay?
We don't live in the old days where homosexuality was considered a sickness, so you shouldn't worry about your kid sexual preferences when he's only 1 fucking year old.
And by the time he's old enough to know what is sexual preference, just support him.
就算你孩子是gay又有什么问题？
我们又不是生活在旧时代，那时同性恋还是一种病，所以不用在你儿子才他妈一岁的时候担心孩子的性取向。
Your husband is gay, in the closet, and “projecting” this on the child. He needs therapy
你老公是gay，还没出柜，而且把这一事实“投射”在孩子身上。他需要治疗
AITA subreddit is really out there making me develop a marriage phobia
红迪（网站名称）真是快让我得婚姻恐惧症了
Phobias are IRRATIONAL fears, fear of marriage is rational af.
Source: Divorced and widowed.
恐惧症是指不符合常理的恐惧，害怕婚姻是合理的恐惧。
来源：离婚人士和丧偶人士。
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Well husband is either gay or stupid or maybe a bit of both
好吧 老公不是gay就是蠢，或者两头都占点
Husband is definitely a closeted repressed gay.
丈夫肯定是个深柜。