我老婆买了这个杯子，说可以给我们喝的水里加点氢
My wife bought this to get some Hydrogen into our water
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妻子买的“富氢水杯”遭到网友调侃：这哪是H2O，这是H3O。
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My wife bought this to get some Hydrogen into our water
我老婆买了这个杯子，说可以给我们喝的水里加点氢
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Finally. I will finally stop drinking Oxygen. Just need 2 of those
我终于不用再喝氧了，只要喝两个氢就可以了。
This needs to be a PSA. What is this product and how did they hoodwink your wife into buying it?
PSA鉴定机构得来了。看看这东西是什么，他们是怎么骗你老婆买的？
Maybe they somehow convinced her that regular water doesn’t have enough hydrogen and “hydrogenated” water is more hydrating.
也许他们不知怎的说服了她普通的水含氢量不够，“富氢”的水才更水。
Please let your wife know that I have several gallons of liquid H20 for sale that is “hydrogen-ready”. This is the pre-hydrogenated liquid that you simply add to the hydrogenator. No lowball offers, I know what I have and what its worth
请告诉你老婆，我有几加仑“富含现成氢”的H2O液体出售，已经提前加好氢了，你只要把它倒进你的富氢杯子里就行。不虚报价格，我知道我的货的价值。
Thats some high quality H3o
这是高质量的H3O啊
Damn... that would go well with my dvd rewinder
靠 这跟我的DVD复卷机好搭啊
I''m going to post this because I have experience in this field.
Long story short, I''m a mechanical engineer in the process industry and at a time about 5 years ago, took a role as an engineering manager for a startup which had developed technology to rapidly and stably infuse higher concentrations of gas in liquids, the primary applications being ozone and oxygen gases in water for sanitisation, sterilisation and agricultural use. This was in the form of nanobubbles, which are much more stable and will stay in high concentrations in water for up to weeks depending on the environment.
Now, onto hydrogen. We had a company of crackpots come up to us raving about how the oxygen water was good (the amount of racing trainers trying to use it for that little edge was ridiculous), but that the hydrogen water was the next big thing. I spent days running the numbers on it, calcs, experiments and such and we never achieved beyond 1ppm of detectable hydrogen gas in water and we were using some super high accuracy gear to detect that.
我得说点什么，因为在相关领域有经验。
长话短说，我是个机械加工厂的机械工程师，大约5年前，我在一个工厂任职工程师经理，这个厂在快速且稳定向液体中注入高浓聚的气体方面技术成熟，我们主要就是向水中注入臭氧和氧气来给水消毒，灭菌，或者农用。这些气体以纳米气泡的形式存在，不仅要稳定得多，且在环境适宜时能在水中保持高浓度长达几周。
现在来说说氢。之前有个公司，里面都是疯子，他们来我们这狂赞富氧水之前有多好（比赛的运动员为了一点点优势用的那点太可笑了），但是富氢水才是接下来的大势所趋。我花大量时间跑数，计算，做实验，就算这样我们也从未达到过在水里的可检测的氢气超过百万分之一（1ppm），我们还是用超高精度的装置进行的测量。
Tldr: hydrogen water is absolutely bullshit and there is no way of getting any level of it into your water that provides any health benefits.
根据亨利定律（Henry''s Law），氢气是无法轻易在水中超过百万分之一这个浓度存在的。这项物理定律表明，液体对气体的溶解力基于气体周围环境的环境构成。啤酒桶就是个很好的例子。当它正常打开时，气体会逸出然后跑光气（就跟你的啤酒一样）。当你把桶里气体中的氧气全部抽走，并把充满二氧化碳（CO2）的桶密封时，二氧化碳会融进啤酒里直至饱和——亨利定律。由于空气中的氢含量极低，你水里的氢含量也永远不达到显著水平。要想实现，唯一的办法就是把一个容器抽成真空，然后用纯氢气灌满。问题就是，氢原子特别迷你，经常能从塑料管道，密封等等中逃脱。据我所知，把氢放到水中的唯一方法，就是把它放在一个密封且增压的金属容器中，这样就没法跑掉了。
给太长不读的人（tldr）：富氢水这个说法就是放屁，要达到对身体健康有好处的氢气浓度，是没办法注入到水中的
E: I didn''t expect this to blow up like it did. It''s currently near 2am here in Sydney and my heavily pregnant wife is snoring next to me so I''m logging off
E2: I do have to apologise for an oversight of my own on my comment here as it''s been 5 year since I was in this role. As a few commenters have actually pointed out, there are studies that showed some health benefits of high level hydrogen in water (3-5ppm achieved with the use of tablets) where the subjects were drinking litres of the stuff per day (3-4 litres at a minimum meaning they were ingesting 9-20mg of pure hydrogen. I had forgotten about these studies and I had read them years ago and found it quite interesting.
However, unless you''re actually achieving those levels and drinking only the hydrogen water, you''re seeing zero health benefits and anything purporting to be of benefit needs to be drunk in bulk. The tablets I''m referring to cost close to $1.50 each, and often only treat 250ml of water so to maintain these levels of hydrogen in water you at a minimum would need to spend $18/day minimum for the foreseeable future as I believe that under the study the drinking had to be maintained indefinitely for the benefits to stay.
给你的老婆看这个，尽管私信我。我跟这狗屁理论有大仇，并且毫不犹豫地标了几家在其它地方做这广告的公司。
后续：没想到这个帖子火了。现在是悉尼的将近凌晨2点，我那挺着大肚子的老婆在我旁边打呼呢，我要下啦
后续2：我不需要为了我评论里的一个疏忽道歉，因为我已经不当那个工程师经理5年了。那几个批评我的人说，有研究表明水中含有高浓度的氢（在药片的辅助下达到了百万分之3-5）对健康有益处，被试者每天喝几公升（至少3-4公升）这样的水，相当于每天打9-20毫克纯氢。之前把这些研究忘记了。这些研究我好几年前我就看过，而且觉得很有趣。
然而，除非你真的能达到这些浓度并且只喝这种富氢水，否则对健康是零益处，且任何声称健康的饮品都需要大量饮用。我之前提到的药片每片近1.5美元，且通常只能辅助250ml的水融入这个量的氢气，所以在能够预见到的未来，你至少需要每天花18美元，因为我觉得，根据研究，要想保持健康效用，这样的饮品必须得能无限期保存。
I googled this water bottle out of curiosity, and it's a whole market! There are claims that it cures cancer. Ugh, it's 100% scamming, sick, desperate people. And dumb people.
我好奇百度了一下这个水杯，这东西居然有个完整的市场！有人说它能治疗癌症。呸，百分百的骗局。病态又绝望的人啊。还有傻子买家
Sorry man, it’s always difficult when we find out someone we love is a complete idiot. Just be acceptant that she is different; she is the same woman you married underneath.
抱歉哥们，当我们发现自己爱的人居然是个纯纯傻子的时候总是特别难的。就接受她是特别的吧，她的内心还是跟你当初娶的那个女人一样。
3Have and 3Hold
相“氢”相爱，至死不渝（西方婚礼誓言中有一句：to have and to hold，网友经常用2来替代to，就是2 have and 2 hold，网友调侃现在不只2 hold了，是3 hold）
A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like some H₂O, please." The bartender hands him a glass. He drinks, and feels refreshed.
Another man is walking up to the bar as this is happening and says "I'd like some H₂O, too." The bartender hands him a glass. He drinks it, and dies.
一个人走进酒吧，说：“给我来点H2O。”酒保递给他杯子。他喝了，感觉特别爽口。
与此同时，另一个人一边朝酒吧走，一边说：“我也来点H2O（这句话有歧意，也可以理解成：我来点H2O2，双氧水）。”酒保递给他杯子，他喝完，然后死了。
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Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4
约翰曾是个药剂师，但现在不是了。因为他之前把H2SO4（硫酸）当成H2O了。
Any chance you can still return her?
还有没有可能把她退了？
A work colleague bought one of these. Along with a device that plugs into your cigarette lighter and “evens out your car’s electrical system” so as to “increase your fuel efficiency by 20%!!!” He also volunteered to tell me all about Chemtrails and what the Microwave oven was REALLY doing to my lunch.
一个同事买过这个，和一个能插进汽车点烟器的装置一块买的，声称能够“平衡车里的电力系统”以便“增加20%的燃油效率！！！”他还自己给我讲了很多关于化学毒气的事情，还有微波炉在房间里究竟“捣什么鬼”。
Do you think she'd be interested in a bridge in Brooklyn? I've got one I could sell her cheap!
你觉得她能对布鲁克林的一座桥感兴趣不？我有一座，便宜卖她！
At what point do you get combustible water?
你们啥时候能搞到可燃水？