30个不禁令人惊呼“天才”的大无语事件
‘No Context Idiots’: 30 Times People Were So Unbelievably Silly
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‘No Context Idiots’: 30 Times People Were So Unbelievably Silly
UNNY, MEMES20 HOURS AGO
30个令人不禁惊呼“天才”的大无语事件
UNNY, MEMES20 HOURS AGO
30个令人不禁惊呼“天才”的大无语事件
作者 Gabrielė Malukaitė 和 Austėja Akavickaitė
We humans are wonderful creatures. We have been gifted with a unique intellectual power, capable of forming deep thoughts and creating complex works. But sometimes, just sometimes, our mind wants to take a break and our actions can seem absurd and, well, just plain stupid.
人是个奇妙的生物。我们被赋予了独特的思维能力，可以产生深刻的思想，创造复杂的作品。但有时候，我们大脑需要小憩一下，只是有时候，我们的行为看起来很荒谬，甚至很愚蠢。
人是个奇妙的生物。我们被赋予了独特的思维能力，可以产生深刻的思想，创造复杂的作品。但有时候，我们大脑需要小憩一下，只是有时候，我们的行为看起来很荒谬，甚至很愚蠢。
Let us introduce you to a Twitter page called “No context idiots”, a place proving that no one is completely immune to foolishness. With over 1.3 million followers, it is a treasure trove for all things irrational and absurd. From unbridled internet jokes to images that leave us wondering what exactly these people were thinking, this page presents us with an unexpected variety of ideas and actions.
请允许我向各位介绍推特上一个名为“无厘头（No context idiots 毫无缘由的白痴行为）”搞笑主题频道，里面的内容似乎证明了人无法摆脱愚蠢。该频道拥有130多万粉丝，是所有搞怪耍宝和荒谬事件的集合体。从天马行空的网络笑话到让我们大无语的图片，它向我们展示了各式各样令人意想不到的奇葩思想和行为。
#1 （教训孩子的方式）
请允许我向各位介绍推特上一个名为“无厘头（No context idiots 毫无缘由的白痴行为）”搞笑主题频道，里面的内容似乎证明了人无法摆脱愚蠢。该频道拥有130多万粉丝，是所有搞怪耍宝和荒谬事件的集合体。从天马行空的网络笑话到让我们大无语的图片，它向我们展示了各式各样令人意想不到的奇葩思想和行为。
#1 （教训孩子的方式）
（图：我教训孩子的方式是，我不会去拿走手机，而是他手机充电器，然后静静欣赏孩子在面对手机电池逐渐耗尽时所流露出的恐惧表情）
QuirkyKittyGirl
R E S P E C T .
厉害
R E S P E C T .
厉害
Rainbow person (He/Him)
You are an evil mastermind
你好邪恶啊
You are an evil mastermind
你好邪恶啊
DaisyGirl
Pure Genius
（楼主）绝对是天才
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Pure Genius
（楼主）绝对是天才
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Mario Strada
As if they are not smart enough to have a spare cord. Many outlets have USB built in as well.
孩子脑袋不灵光，充电的方法有很多，好多插排上面都有USB电源接口的
As if they are not smart enough to have a spare cord. Many outlets have USB built in as well.
孩子脑袋不灵光，充电的方法有很多，好多插排上面都有USB电源接口的
2late4me
If you take away everything, they have nothing to lose.
如果你拿走了一切，那他们就没什么可失去的了。
#2 （好有道理）
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If you take away everything, they have nothing to lose.
如果你拿走了一切，那他们就没什么可失去的了。
#2 （好有道理）
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（解决饥饿的方法，图示一：第一步 图示二：若你还是感觉饿的话，请进行第二步。问题解决）
LuLikesReptiles
true
真的是这样呢！！！
true
真的是这样呢！！！
Sami-Jo Ross
Someone with common sense...
好有常识的人
Someone with common sense...
好有常识的人
JL
They're just warning you that if you pour the milk too vigorously, your Cheerios will launch out of the bowl.
他们只是想提醒你，如果你牛奶倒得太多，麦圈会从碗里溢出来的。
They're just warning you that if you pour the milk too vigorously, your Cheerios will launch out of the bowl.
他们只是想提醒你，如果你牛奶倒得太多，麦圈会从碗里溢出来的。
Menacing Duck
JD Cass
Then add more milk, because it's too dry. Repeat steps 1-4 and behold: The Never-ending Bowl of Cereal
如果感觉太稠，就再加点牛奶。重复1到4次，这时你就会发现，你就有了吃不完的麦片粥
JD Cass
Then add more milk, because it's too dry. Repeat steps 1-4 and behold: The Never-ending Bowl of Cereal
如果感觉太稠，就再加点牛奶。重复1到4次，这时你就会发现，你就有了吃不完的麦片粥
Luke Branwen
I hope all you cereal-first bozos enjoy your soggy piles of sadness xD
我希望你们这帮先吃麦片的傻瓜好好享受你们的“幸福”烦恼
I hope all you cereal-first bozos enjoy your soggy piles of sadness xD
我希望你们这帮先吃麦片的傻瓜好好享受你们的“幸福”烦恼
Blue_Mouse (queen)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
你是不是有病？
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
你是不是有病？
Grace <3
I always pour my cereal first, then the milk. if I have extra milk, instead of pouring it down the drain, I pour a little bit more cereal until the milk is gone. is this just me?
我一般是先放倒麦片，再倒牛奶。如果还剩不少奶，我不会倒掉，而是再放一点麦片，直至用完奶。不会只有我这么做吧?
#3 （这是我老爹这个礼拜所遭遇到的第二次汽车肇事事故）
I always pour my cereal first, then the milk. if I have extra milk, instead of pouring it down the drain, I pour a little bit more cereal until the milk is gone. is this just me?
我一般是先放倒麦片，再倒牛奶。如果还剩不少奶，我不会倒掉，而是再放一点麦片，直至用完奶。不会只有我这么做吧?
#3 （这是我老爹这个礼拜所遭遇到的第二次汽车肇事事故）
Abel
Is dad inside the coffin?
那个木匣子里装的不会是你爸吧？
Terran
I don't know, at this point it is just an overkill.
无话可说，这简直死的不能再透了
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I don't know, at this point it is just an overkill.
无话可说，这简直死的不能再透了
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freakingbee is going offline
i'm going to hell for laughing at this
我可能要因为笑话它而下地狱
i'm going to hell for laughing at this
我可能要因为笑话它而下地狱
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‘No Context Idiots” joined Twitter in 2020. It didn’t take too long for them to reach an impressive number of followers and become one of the most popular pages that brings laughter and giggles to everyone that stops by. We sincerely hope these images will lift your spirits too!
“无厘头”于2020年入驻推特。没过多久，该频道订阅粉丝暴增，并成为最受欢迎的频道之一，它能给每一个来到这里的人带来欢乐。我们真心希望这些图片能让你能感到更加愉快
#4 （锁屏画面，密码输入成功前和成功后）
‘No Context Idiots” joined Twitter in 2020. It didn’t take too long for them to reach an impressive number of followers and become one of the most popular pages that brings laughter and giggles to everyone that stops by. We sincerely hope these images will lift your spirits too!
“无厘头”于2020年入驻推特。没过多久，该频道订阅粉丝暴增，并成为最受欢迎的频道之一，它能给每一个来到这里的人带来欢乐。我们真心希望这些图片能让你能感到更加愉快
#4 （锁屏画面，密码输入成功前和成功后）
Mangelo Il Fumatori
This one is genius.
这人就是天才
Burnt Bagel
This is actually really cool!
确实挺酷的
This is actually really cool!
确实挺酷的
Nichole Harris
OMG I'm stealing this
好家伙，我也想整一个
OMG I'm stealing this
好家伙，我也想整一个
sally
Kuddos for having a smart phone that lasts you nine years!!
能拥有一个可以使用9年的智能手机简直是太棒了
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Kuddos for having a smart phone that lasts you nine years!!
能拥有一个可以使用9年的智能手机简直是太棒了
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lonely miso
why is it 1:11 AM?
为什么是凌晨1点11分？
why is it 1:11 AM?
为什么是凌晨1点11分？
Verena Fiori-Jambor
Funny!
有意思
#5 （腿…）
Funny!
有意思
#5 （腿…）
（注：下图完整名为lego，乐高）
Christian Golden
The man spends all day stepping on LEGO. He is in my prayers.
这个人整天都在踩乐高积木。为他祈福。
The man spends all day stepping on LEGO. He is in my prayers.
这个人整天都在踩乐高积木。为他祈福。
Sarcastic and Proud
Actually, people have made real prosthetic limbs out of Legos. It's totally cool
事实上，人们已能用乐高积木做出真正的假肢。这也泰裤辣。
Actually, people have made real prosthetic limbs out of Legos. It's totally cool
事实上，人们已能用乐高积木做出真正的假肢。这也泰裤辣。
DarkViolet
Really? Where can I find photos of this?
真的假的?你这图是从哪里找来的?
Really? Where can I find photos of this?
真的假的?你这图是从哪里找来的?
Kimbowa
I hope now and in the future that whatever parts people need or want to replace are replaced with colorful fun joyful choices.
我希望无论是现在和将来，无论人们想要换什么东西，都能被丰富多彩的、有趣的、令人愉悦的选择所替代。
I hope now and in the future that whatever parts people need or want to replace are replaced with colorful fun joyful choices.
我希望无论是现在和将来，无论人们想要换什么东西，都能被丰富多彩的、有趣的、令人愉悦的选择所替代。
Nina Ross
What happens if he steps on lego?
要是他不小心踩到别的乐高积木可咋办?
What happens if he steps on lego?
要是他不小心踩到别的乐高积木可咋办?
QuirkyKittyGirl
He picks it up and it becomes part of his leg
那就顺其自然，让它自动成为腿的一部分。
He picks it up and it becomes part of his leg
那就顺其自然，让它自动成为腿的一部分。
unseeable mouse
Well this is actually pretty cool i've seen ppl customize their legs and stuff I actually have a relative with a missing leg. I just don't know if that's stable enough......
嗯，确实很酷，我见过人们定制做过个性假肢，实际上我有一个亲戚失去了一条腿。我只是怀疑这东西能结实吗？
Well this is actually pretty cool i've seen ppl customize their legs and stuff I actually have a relative with a missing leg. I just don't know if that's stable enough......
嗯，确实很酷，我见过人们定制做过个性假肢，实际上我有一个亲戚失去了一条腿。我只是怀疑这东西能结实吗？
Valek Fermiga
He made his choice, just lego of it....
他已经做出了选择，只不过选择的是乐高....
He made his choice, just lego of it....
他已经做出了选择，只不过选择的是乐高....
#6
Joseph Gelfo
He is unstoppable
他好勇哦
Joseph Gelfo
He is unstoppable
他好勇哦
bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
well done!!!!
干得不错
well done!!!!
干得不错
P.C.
That’s gonna get messy. How would one do that simultaneously?
这么多事他是怎么同时做到呢?
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That’s gonna get messy. How would one do that simultaneously?
这么多事他是怎么同时做到呢?
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Burnt Bagel
My type of hero
这就是我心目中的大英雄
My type of hero
这就是我心目中的大英雄
Sara W
Why am I laughing soo hard at him holding 2 beverages!!!?
为什么看他拿着两个饮料杯子我就想笑
Why am I laughing soo hard at him holding 2 beverages!!!?
为什么看他拿着两个饮料杯子我就想笑
Sans Serif
Accurately matching the signs...
完美符合
Accurately matching the signs...
完美符合
Kevin carton
Probably a law student
可能是律师学生
Probably a law student
可能是律师学生
Johnnynatfan (edited)
Haha this guy is “Hey Jack, you can’t tell me what to do!”
哈哈，这人好像在说:“嘿，杰克，你没权利告诉我应该怎么做!”
Haha this guy is “Hey Jack, you can’t tell me what to do!”
哈哈，这人好像在说:“嘿，杰克，你没权利告诉我应该怎么做!”
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Human behavior and decisions are often complex and depend on a variety of factors. Who knows why we sometimes get involved in questionable situations and do things we feel embarrassed about later on?
人类的行为和决策成因往往很复杂，这取决于各种各样的因素。谁都不知道自己将会面对什么未知问题，做一些让我们以后感到尴尬的事情?
Human behavior and decisions are often complex and depend on a variety of factors. Who knows why we sometimes get involved in questionable situations and do things we feel embarrassed about later on?
人类的行为和决策成因往往很复杂，这取决于各种各样的因素。谁都不知道自己将会面对什么未知问题，做一些让我们以后感到尴尬的事情?
However, we believe that we've all had those moments where we begin to analyze our past irrational actions and wonder ‘what was I thinking?’ In moments like these, it may be better to think of any wrong decisions we have made in the past as important components contributing to our maturity. Since there’s nothing we can do to change our past actions, it’s better to learn from them to improve our present.
无论怎样，谁都遇过这种尴尬时刻，但随后开始分析我们之前的非理性行为，并想知道“我当时为什么会这样想?” 此时，最好把我们犯的错误决策看作是促成我们成熟的重要因素。既然我们无法改变过去的行为，那就从中吸取教训，以避免未来类似问题再次出现。
#7 （爱的结晶...？）
无论怎样，谁都遇过这种尴尬时刻，但随后开始分析我们之前的非理性行为，并想知道“我当时为什么会这样想?” 此时，最好把我们犯的错误决策看作是促成我们成熟的重要因素。既然我们无法改变过去的行为，那就从中吸取教训，以避免未来类似问题再次出现。
#7 （爱的结晶...？）
Terran
Well if the young one is grown up and has sex with a centaur, there is chance they give birth to a totally normal guy or a totally normal horse. I imagine in both cases their child will be called Steve.
如果这只小马长大了和半人马啪啪后，他们就有可能生下一个完全正常的人或一匹完全正常的马。我想在这两种情况下，都应把他们的孩子叫做史蒂夫。
Spocks's Mom
I was hoping for Tony, but I can live with Steve.
但我更希望叫托尼，这样我就可以和史蒂夫呆在一起了。
I was hoping for Tony, but I can live with Steve.
但我更希望叫托尼，这样我就可以和史蒂夫呆在一起了。
Robert T
Who's the daddy? Oh!
好家伙，他爹到底是谁？
Who's the daddy? Oh!
好家伙，他爹到底是谁？
Lia is a platypus
I have now been traumatized
此时的我，精神受到极大暴击
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I have now been traumatized
此时的我，精神受到极大暴击
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Cardboard Box (He/She)
WHOA WHAT THE FÙCK
这是什么鬼
#8 （请不要对羊使用意大利式肢体语言）
WHOA WHAT THE FÙCK
这是什么鬼
#8 （请不要对羊使用意大利式肢体语言）
unseeable mouse
Wow u know Italian so well
哇哦，你挺懂意大利语啊
#9 （解脱）
Id row
As long as birth control is being used, I don't care what's on the cover.
只要能打掉孩子，封皮上画的啥我无所谓。
ｍƗƗ ᒪ (/)
*yeets baby* Mission completed
好的宝贝，任务完成
*yeets baby* Mission completed
好的宝贝，任务完成
glowworm2
I don't know why the baby's so happy about it though.
我就纳闷封皮上画的那个宝宝为啥会这么开心。
I don't know why the baby's so happy about it though.
我就纳闷封皮上画的那个宝宝为啥会这么开心。
Brainmas
This picture really belongs more on Plan B than on birth control, but I like it anyway.
这图片更适合B计划而不是避孕，但我还是比较喜欢。
This picture really belongs more on Plan B than on birth control, but I like it anyway.
这图片更适合B计划而不是避孕，但我还是比较喜欢。
Sumdumfu
Yo she got a nice jump shot tho
她跳投的水平不错啊
Yo she got a nice jump shot tho
她跳投的水平不错啊
Amadiro
I think this is wrong. These pills are to prevent conception . This is how People get misi
我认为这个图在释放错误信息。这药是用来避孕的。人们看它很容易理解错误引起歧义
I think this is wrong. These pills are to prevent conception . This is how People get misi
我认为这个图在释放错误信息。这药是用来避孕的。人们看它很容易理解错误引起歧义
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In case you were wondering, there are ways to better manage our irrational tendencies. To act in a way that won’t leave you embarrassed in the future, it is important to know how to control strong emotions. That can reduce impulsive actions and make you reflect on your behavior before making any decisions.
你要知道，有一些方法可以将我们的非理性趋向控制在可接受的范围内。为避免自己当前的行不会让未来的自己感到尴尬，因此情绪控制非常重要。如情绪控制得当，不仅会减少冲动行为，还会让你在做任何决定之前三思而后行。
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In case you were wondering, there are ways to better manage our irrational tendencies. To act in a way that won’t leave you embarrassed in the future, it is important to know how to control strong emotions. That can reduce impulsive actions and make you reflect on your behavior before making any decisions.
你要知道，有一些方法可以将我们的非理性趋向控制在可接受的范围内。为避免自己当前的行不会让未来的自己感到尴尬，因此情绪控制非常重要。如情绪控制得当，不仅会减少冲动行为，还会让你在做任何决定之前三思而后行。
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Awareness and self-reflection are necessary qualities to better understand yourself and your motivations. Critical thinking and the ability to reflect on one's actions can help discover the reasons why the irrational behavior occurred. By understanding these reasons, it is possible to look for alternative ways of acting in the future.
领悟能力和自我反省是了解自己和行为动机的必要素质。批判性思维和自我反省能力有助于发现冲动的起因。分析这些原因，就有可能帮助未来的你更好地解决问题。
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领悟能力和自我反省是了解自己和行为动机的必要素质。批判性思维和自我反省能力有助于发现冲动的起因。分析这些原因，就有可能帮助未来的你更好地解决问题。
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Let’s not forget that by discussing our decisions with loved ones or relying on trusted advice, we can gain new perspectives and insights. Also, by interacting with others, we can learn from their experiences and receive support to improve and manage our irrational and sometimes foolish tendencies.
我们不要忘了，在下某个决定前，要先与自己亲近的人进行讨论，虚心接受忠实建议，这会让我们得到新的视角和见解。此外，通过与他人的交流，我们可以从中汲取对方的经验教训，得到对方的建议，以改善和控制我们的非理性，有时甚至是愚蠢的倾向。
#10 （最佳拍档）
我们不要忘了，在下某个决定前，要先与自己亲近的人进行讨论，虚心接受忠实建议，这会让我们得到新的视角和见解。此外，通过与他人的交流，我们可以从中汲取对方的经验教训，得到对方的建议，以改善和控制我们的非理性，有时甚至是愚蠢的倾向。
#10 （最佳拍档）
（图左：非保安（亦可理解，非安全因素，捣乱分子），图右：保安）
Sean
i want this
我也想来一件
Louie
Already have it. Don’t recommend it
已经有了。但不推荐
Already have it. Don’t recommend it
已经有了。但不推荐
Id row
They cancel each other out.
他俩可以相互抵消了
They cancel each other out.
他俩可以相互抵消了
Joseph Gelfo
Security and Insecurity: The Brother Guards.
安全与不安全: 弟兄卫队。
#11 (你的密码已经被starboy98用户给占用了)
Security and Insecurity: The Brother Guards.
安全与不安全: 弟兄卫队。
#11 (你的密码已经被starboy98用户给占用了)
Hawkmoon
Try it on starboy98 account.
试着进一下 starboy98 账户
Walter Brameld
Congratulations, that's literally the joke.
恭喜，这绝对是个笑话。
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Congratulations, that's literally the joke.
恭喜，这绝对是个笑话。
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Kira Okah (edited)
It's an older meme but it checks out. It's not real, but I am sure that you know that already, from a programmer humour photoshop series.
老图了，早就被辟谣了。这是假的，但我相信你也应该能看得出来，这图是一个码农恶搞的。
It's an older meme but it checks out. It's not real, but I am sure that you know that already, from a programmer humour photoshop series.
老图了，早就被辟谣了。这是假的，但我相信你也应该能看得出来，这图是一个码农恶搞的。
Joseph Gelfo
Sometime later, starboy98: I just got hacked, wtf?!
过了一段时间，starboy98:我好像刚被黑了，王德发！！
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Sometime later, starboy98: I just got hacked, wtf?!
过了一段时间，starboy98:我好像刚被黑了，王德发！！
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astral slug (he/she/they)
starboy98 rn:
（此时 starboy98 的内心）
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starboy98 rn:
（此时 starboy98 的内心）
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leunaichs 123
ok so what website is this please
好的，网站地址说一下。
ok so what website is this please
好的，网站地址说一下。
#12
Sheena
The fear in her eyes lmao
看它惊恐的目光，哈哈哈
Sheena
The fear in her eyes lmao
看它惊恐的目光，哈哈哈
QuirkyKittyGirl
So THAT's what happened to the sphinx! (Not really.)
狮身人面像就是这么来的!（假的）
So THAT's what happened to the sphinx! (Not really.)
狮身人面像就是这么来的!（假的）
My “in my head” Voice
This is awesome!
这也太可怕了
glowworm2
Careful, she might call the cops!
小心，她可能会报警的!
Careful, she might call the cops!
小心，她可能会报警的!
Grace <3
aww, they took her nose
好家伙，雕像鼻子被打掉了
aww, they took her nose
好家伙，雕像鼻子被打掉了
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
once I did this to a baby and they cried
有次我对一个还在襁褓中的小孩也这么做过，他哭了
once I did this to a baby and they cried
有次我对一个还在襁褓中的小孩也这么做过，他哭了
——————
As we can see from the images, we humans are not always rational decision-making beings. Reckless instincts, emotions, or even unconscious processes are often at work. Some psychologists believe that our choices can be automated, based on learned patterns of behavior. So, sometimes we act in almost mechanical ways, even if we appear absurd or plain silly.
从这些图片得知，我们人类是偶尔会犯蠢的生物。本能的鲁莽，情绪，甚至是无厘头意识在影响着你。一些心理学家认为，基于习得的行为模式，我们会下意识的去完成工作。所以，有时，我们的行为几乎是机械式的，即使我们所做的一切看起来异常荒谬或愚蠢。
#13 （没毛病）
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As we can see from the images, we humans are not always rational decision-making beings. Reckless instincts, emotions, or even unconscious processes are often at work. Some psychologists believe that our choices can be automated, based on learned patterns of behavior. So, sometimes we act in almost mechanical ways, even if we appear absurd or plain silly.
从这些图片得知，我们人类是偶尔会犯蠢的生物。本能的鲁莽，情绪，甚至是无厘头意识在影响着你。一些心理学家认为，基于习得的行为模式，我们会下意识的去完成工作。所以，有时，我们的行为几乎是机械式的，即使我们所做的一切看起来异常荒谬或愚蠢。
#13 （没毛病）
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（图：这个拼图也不难嘛）
cats_from_the_void
you totally slayed it
天才啊，你真是太厉害了
you totally slayed it
天才啊，你真是太厉害了
Did I say that out loud?
I think there's a piece missing.
我怎么感觉哪里像是少了一块呢
I think there's a piece missing.
我怎么感觉哪里像是少了一块呢
Nice Beast Ludo
Yup middle right leg
确实，中间的那个右腿
Yup middle right leg
确实，中间的那个右腿
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ｍƗƗ ᒪ (/)
Work smarter not harder
更聪明地工作，而不是更努力地工作
#14 （还好没得新冠（其他的病都得全了））
ｍƗƗ ᒪ (/)
Work smarter not harder
更聪明地工作，而不是更努力地工作
#14 （还好没得新冠（其他的病都得全了））
（有那么一瞬间我还以为我感染上了新冠，还好不是！）
Joseph Gelfo
They took stay positive to a whole nother level.
他们把“乐观向上”提升到了一个全新的高度。
They took stay positive to a whole nother level.
他们把“乐观向上”提升到了一个全新的高度。
Bobby G
Always look on the bright side of life ig
生活中总要向往阳光的一面嘛，不是吗？
#15 （蒙娜丽傻？）
Always look on the bright side of life ig
生活中总要向往阳光的一面嘛，不是吗？
#15 （蒙娜丽傻？）
Katie Lutesinger
Uh-oh, she's escaped again.
好家伙，这妹子难到是从画里逃出来了吧
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Cosmologist wannabe
WAIT! NO! THAT ISN"T HER! SHE GOT EYEBROWS!
等下，这不是她，蒙娜丽莎是没有眉毛的
WAIT! NO! THAT ISN"T HER! SHE GOT EYEBROWS!
等下，这不是她，蒙娜丽莎是没有眉毛的
Kerry Miller
She's on the run. Someone tried to frx her.
这是在逃亡。是有人想害她吧。
She's on the run. Someone tried to frx her.
这是在逃亡。是有人想害她吧。
Alexandru Bucur
This was an ad for the RATP (Régie Autonome des Transports Parisiens), the Paris public transport operator.
这是巴黎公交公司RATP的一则广告。
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This was an ad for the RATP (Régie Autonome des Transports Parisiens), the Paris public transport operator.
这是巴黎公交公司RATP的一则广告。
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KDS
Don’t museum pieces usually come alive at night?
博物馆的展品通常不是在晚上才有活动么?（暗指《博物馆奇妙夜》）
Don’t museum pieces usually come alive at night?
博物馆的展品通常不是在晚上才有活动么?（暗指《博物馆奇妙夜》）
Dash Junior
“May I take a selfie with you, please? “Oui. Ten franks.”
“我可以和你拍个照吗?”“可以。十弗兰克斯。”
“May I take a selfie with you, please? “Oui. Ten franks.”
“我可以和你拍个照吗?”“可以。十弗兰克斯。”
Cyber Returns
Not happy because the bus is late
瞧她不高兴的样子，肯定是因为公交车晚点了
#16 （数学天才）
Not happy because the bus is late
瞧她不高兴的样子，肯定是因为公交车晚点了
#16 （数学天才）
（图：我女票试了3次验孕棒， 结果3次都是阳性…，我们可能要有三孩了（大哭））
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Olivia Lisbon
Keep testing, you may still have more.
你要是再测下去，会更多的…
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Keep testing, you may still have more.
你要是再测下去，会更多的…
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ｍƗƗ ᒪ (/)
omg I gonna have 639268261973 babies/s
完了，我可能快有N个宝宝了
omg I gonna have 639268261973 babies/s
完了，我可能快有N个宝宝了
Pizza Lover
That's not how it works. It means your kid is pregnant with another kid who is pregnant with a third kid
你错了，事情应该是这样。你的孩子怀上了另一个孩子，而这个孩子肚子里又有了一个
That's not how it works. It means your kid is pregnant with another kid who is pregnant with a third kid
你错了，事情应该是这样。你的孩子怀上了另一个孩子，而这个孩子肚子里又有了一个
Joseph Gelfo (edited)
Prolly gonna suck, she's gonna be pregnant for 27 months! /j
太糟了，你女票可能要有27个月的孕期了!
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Prolly gonna suck, she's gonna be pregnant for 27 months! /j
太糟了，你女票可能要有27个月的孕期了!
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Hadron Enforcer
The dumbest child ever is going to be a father…
史上最蠢的孩子就要当爸了……
The dumbest child ever is going to be a father…
史上最蠢的孩子就要当爸了……
QuirkyKittyGirl
There was a girl at my high school who got pregnant, but didn't tell her parents. She was a tad bit on the heavy side, so she was able to hide it. She and her boyfriend were both whom were startled to find that you CAN, in fact, get pregnant the FIRST TIME These marshmallow heads also believed that babies "only come at night," so she could have the baby and go back to school the next day. What a world of education she received when she gave birth in a high school ladies room … at 4:00 in the afternoon. (The poor girl had panicked when she didn't think the baby was breathing, and she stuffed it in the garbage can. Luckily, a teacher came in just then, and all worked out for the best. Both sets of parents were supportive
高中时我们学校有个女孩怀孕了，但她爸妈不知道。幸好她有点胖，肚子不明显，外人看不出来。这事都给她和她男友吓坏了，因为第一次遇到这种事。可他们以为在晚上偷偷把孩子生出来，第二天就可以照常上学。可到下午4点，她把孩子生在了学校厕所里，当发现生下的孩子没有呼吸时，给他们吓得赶紧把婴儿扔进垃圾箱里，还好，这时一位路过的老师及时发现，一切才好起来，双方父母也没反对。
There was a girl at my high school who got pregnant, but didn't tell her parents. She was a tad bit on the heavy side, so she was able to hide it. She and her boyfriend were both whom were startled to find that you CAN, in fact, get pregnant the FIRST TIME These marshmallow heads also believed that babies "only come at night," so she could have the baby and go back to school the next day. What a world of education she received when she gave birth in a high school ladies room … at 4:00 in the afternoon. (The poor girl had panicked when she didn't think the baby was breathing, and she stuffed it in the garbage can. Luckily, a teacher came in just then, and all worked out for the best. Both sets of parents were supportive
高中时我们学校有个女孩怀孕了，但她爸妈不知道。幸好她有点胖，肚子不明显，外人看不出来。这事都给她和她男友吓坏了，因为第一次遇到这种事。可他们以为在晚上偷偷把孩子生出来，第二天就可以照常上学。可到下午4点，她把孩子生在了学校厕所里，当发现生下的孩子没有呼吸时，给他们吓得赶紧把婴儿扔进垃圾箱里，还好，这时一位路过的老师及时发现，一切才好起来，双方父母也没反对。
Sue Denham
If only you'd worn three condoms, eh?
要是你带三个套套就没这事了
If only you'd worn three condoms, eh?
要是你带三个套套就没这事了
#17
（图：我和我老师都忘了那天放假，所以只有我俩在那里）
（图：我和我老师都忘了那天放假，所以只有我俩在那里）
PeeledPotato
my worst nightmare
这场景简直就是我最可怕的噩梦
my worst nightmare
这场景简直就是我最可怕的噩梦
Forgot My Name...
Why did you both stay?
那你俩还呆在那干嘛？
Why did you both stay?
那你俩还呆在那干嘛？
René Sauer
I really hope they just staged the pic as a joke. I would rather go home than stay and do school work
真希望他们只是摆拍着玩，要是我我宁可回家也不想在那里做作业
I really hope they just staged the pic as a joke. I would rather go home than stay and do school work
真希望他们只是摆拍着玩，要是我我宁可回家也不想在那里做作业
tuzdayschild
Where I live, they lock up the school on holidays.
我那里要是放假，学校会锁门的
Where I live, they lock up the school on holidays.
我那里要是放假，学校会锁门的
Embla Jóhannesdóttir
that has happened to me so many times oml
这种事在我身上已经发生过很多次了
that has happened to me so many times oml
这种事在我身上已经发生过很多次了
Mr.Li
Happened once to me too. We played Dungeons & Dragons =)
我也遇到过一次。只不过我们玩起了《龙与地下城》游戏
Happened once to me too. We played Dungeons & Dragons =)
我也遇到过一次。只不过我们玩起了《龙与地下城》游戏
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#18 （寻猫启事）
#18 （寻猫启事）
（这不就是它…）
Did I say that out loud?
If anyone asks, you didn't see anything, ok?
猫猫：如果有人问起，你就说什么都没看见，好吗?
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If anyone asks, you didn't see anything, ok?
猫猫：如果有人问起，你就说什么都没看见，好吗?
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Violet1854
Don't you dare see me, ya idiot!
你竟敢打我主意？白痴！
Don't you dare see me, ya idiot!
你竟敢打我主意？白痴！
Alan Green
Looks like he didn't want to be seen
看来它不想被人找到
Looks like he didn't want to be seen
看来它不想被人找到
Blma1025 1 hour ago
You: Found Tinks Tinks: Don't even think about it, I will cut you!
你：这不就是那只猫么
猫猫：想都别想，否则干掉你!
#19 （她搞了辆跟表情包里一模一样的小汽车）
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You: Found Tinks Tinks: Don't even think about it, I will cut you!
你：这不就是那只猫么
猫猫：想都别想，否则干掉你!
#19 （她搞了辆跟表情包里一模一样的小汽车）
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Daria
it's so cute I wanna squeeze it
好可爱，我好想捏一捏
Kel_how
What size tires are those even??
车的轮胎尺寸能有多大？
What size tires are those even??
车的轮胎尺寸能有多大？
Majungasaurus
Does anyone know what kind of car?
有人知道这是啥车吗?
Does anyone know what kind of car?
有人知道这是啥车吗?
Spocks's Mom (edited)
Senza Patente Minicar is what I am finding with a very quick and extremely unthorough search. I doubt they are street legal in some countries or they could only be driven under strict conditions. I wouldn't expect to see them on the US interstates.
网上说是Senza Patente牌迷你汽车。但我怀疑这车在有些国家能否上路，或者它们只能在特定的条件下上路。可我不希望在美国的州际公路上看到它们。
Senza Patente Minicar is what I am finding with a very quick and extremely unthorough search. I doubt they are street legal in some countries or they could only be driven under strict conditions. I wouldn't expect to see them on the US interstates.
网上说是Senza Patente牌迷你汽车。但我怀疑这车在有些国家能否上路，或者它们只能在特定的条件下上路。可我不希望在美国的州际公路上看到它们。
Rosie Red
It's smaller than my SmartCar.
这车比我家那台SmartCar还小啊
#20 （车钥匙被熊孩子藏沙子里了，全家都已经已经找一个小时了）
It's smaller than my SmartCar.
这车比我家那台SmartCar还小啊
#20 （车钥匙被熊孩子藏沙子里了，全家都已经已经找一个小时了）
Just a boring person (edited)
Guess the kids would need to wait until they're 20 to be given a car!
我觉得孩子们要到20岁才能有辆车!
JL
Doesn't every beach have that eccentric old guy with the metal detector? Call him over.
不是每个海滩都有个拿着金属探测器的怪老头吗?请他过来啊。
Doesn't every beach have that eccentric old guy with the metal detector? Call him over.
不是每个海滩都有个拿着金属探测器的怪老头吗?请他过来啊。
Fat Harry
My brother did this when we were on holiday in France. We did find them, though.
我们家去法国度假玩时，我哥就这么干过。还好，最后还是找到了。
My brother did this when we were on holiday in France. We did find them, though.
我们家去法国度假玩时，我哥就这么干过。还好，最后还是找到了。
the redqueen 1 hour ago
Hahaha, how long did it take to find them, and did your brother " get it" for burying the keys?
哈哈，你花了多长时间才找到钥匙，你哥也把钥匙藏沙子里了么?
Hahaha, how long did it take to find them, and did your brother " get it" for burying the keys?
哈哈，你花了多长时间才找到钥匙，你哥也把钥匙藏沙子里了么?
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 hour ago
At this point only miracle or metal detector would help.
碰上这事，除非运气否则只有金属探测仪能帮上忙了
At this point only miracle or metal detector would help.
碰上这事，除非运气否则只有金属探测仪能帮上忙了
Sara W
I did't read keys at first and I was amazed that 2 kids buried a car.
刚开始看标题没注意里面的Key这个词，我还以为是车被那俩熊孩子给埋沙子里了。
#21（绿帽）
I did't read keys at first and I was amazed that 2 kids buried a car.
刚开始看标题没注意里面的Key这个词，我还以为是车被那俩熊孩子给埋沙子里了。
#21（绿帽）
（我刚在我女友的手机通话记录里发现了这个，这是哪家客服，也太贴心了把）
Did I say that out loud?
Do we tell him?
我们要告诉他么？
Do we tell him?
我们要告诉他么？
THE DERP
he will know soon enough
不用，他很快就会知道的
he will know soon enough
不用，他很快就会知道的
Sergio Bicerra
Nothing compared to the nightly "I Love U Babe" Pizza Hut sends my GF.
没有什么能比得上必胜客服，他们每晚总都给我女票发“爱你宝贝”的短消息。
Nothing compared to the nightly "I Love U Babe" Pizza Hut sends my GF.
没有什么能比得上必胜客服，他们每晚总都给我女票发“爱你宝贝”的短消息。
Jared Robinson
I'm not telling him YOU tell him
我是不会说的，还是你告诉他吧
I'm not telling him YOU tell him
我是不会说的，还是你告诉他吧
MonicaChicagoGal
Come here I have something to tell you..
过来，我有事要告诉你。
Come here I have something to tell you..
过来，我有事要告诉你。
Cooking Panda
Does she have messages from Burger King & Pizza Hut too?
她有在汉堡王和必胜客的留过言吗?
#22 （迷路的公交车）
Does she have messages from Burger King & Pizza Hut too?
她有在汉堡王和必胜客的留过言吗?
#22 （迷路的公交车）
（图：是的，我是真TM的迷路了）
cats_from_the_void
so am i, mr bus, so am i
彼此彼此，巴斯先生，我也是
so am i, mr bus, so am i
彼此彼此，巴斯先生，我也是
Jeremy James
Late one night, I was waiting for my bus after work, and another city bus rolled by with all of the interior lights off. I could see the silhouettes of the people sitting inside, and the destination on the front said, "Nowhere." To this day, I have no idea what that was.
有天晚上，下班后我在等公交车，其中有辆市内公交车驶过，车内所有的灯都关着。我可以看到里面人影绰绰，而这上的指示牌写着:“哪儿也不去。”直到今天，我都不知道那是怎么回事。
Late one night, I was waiting for my bus after work, and another city bus rolled by with all of the interior lights off. I could see the silhouettes of the people sitting inside, and the destination on the front said, "Nowhere." To this day, I have no idea what that was.
有天晚上，下班后我在等公交车，其中有辆市内公交车驶过，车内所有的灯都关着。我可以看到里面人影绰绰，而这上的指示牌写着:“哪儿也不去。”直到今天，我都不知道那是怎么回事。
DarkViolet
I've actually been on a bus where the driver didn't know her route.
我以前坐过的一辆公交车，是位女司机，而且他还不知道路线。
#23 （无…无人机）
I've actually been on a bus where the driver didn't know her route.
我以前坐过的一辆公交车，是位女司机，而且他还不知道路线。
#23 （无…无人机）
（不知那个混蛋卖给我奶奶的“无人机”）
Abel
I am actually siting on one of these drones.
我现在就在其中一架无人机上坐着。
I am actually siting on one of these drones.
我现在就在其中一架无人机上坐着。
Lia is a platypus
What do you mean? That is definitely a drone??
你以为是啥?那绝对是一架无人机?
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What do you mean? That is definitely a drone??
你以为是啥?那绝对是一架无人机?
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Klopec
That's hilarious!
笑惨
That's hilarious!
笑惨
Lightning_Thief
Anything can be a drone if you throw it at someone's face
任何东西都可以是无人机，只要你把它扔飞到别人脸上
#24 （作弊）
Anything can be a drone if you throw it at someone's face
任何东西都可以是无人机，只要你把它扔飞到别人脸上
#24 （作弊）
Burnt Bagel
Hasn’t his hair grown out by now?!
这人的头发是还没长全吗!
Bella Davinci
I saw butt.
我看怎么像是屁股形状
I saw butt.
我看怎么像是屁股形状
Jared Robinson
lol I consider this bullying.
我认为这是在侮辱人
lol I consider this bullying.
我认为这是在侮辱人
Ronnie Cutshall
The answer is four by Republican math or 6 for Democrats.
要是共和党人的答案就是4，民主党人的就是是6。
The answer is four by Republican math or 6 for Democrats.
要是共和党人的答案就是4，民主党人的就是是6。
Bananaramamama (edited)
In what way is this relative to politics?
这跟政治有啥关系?
#25 （对话AI）
In what way is this relative to politics?
这跟政治有啥关系?
#25 （对话AI）
我：这里是那？
AI：对不起，我无法取得您的定位
我：你骗我
AI：我没骗人，我真的无法定位你的位置
我：那离我最近一家汉堡店在哪？
AI:确实，离你不远是有家汉堡店，这家汉堡店就在本市青年大街道边（托纳旺达市杨街街边）。
Olivia Lisbon
I think I’m missing something, but then I don’t use Snapchat. Does it by definition have access to your location or something?
虽然我不用Snapchat，但感觉好像漏掉了什么。你给她赋权位置定位了吗？
I think I’m missing something, but then I don’t use Snapchat. Does it by definition have access to your location or something?
虽然我不用Snapchat，但感觉好像漏掉了什么。你给她赋权位置定位了吗？
Jake stenhouse
How did you know it was Snapchat?
你怎么知道他用的是Snapchat?
How did you know it was Snapchat?
你怎么知道他用的是Snapchat?
IDidntChooseReality
I asked it to draw me a circle and it said "no I can't but I can send you a pic of one" so I was like ok send a pic and it said "sorry I can't send pictures"
我让它给我画一个圆圈，它说"不行，我不能，但我可以给你发一张照片"。我说好吧，发一张照片，它又说"抱歉，我不能发照片"
I asked it to draw me a circle and it said "no I can't but I can send you a pic of one" so I was like ok send a pic and it said "sorry I can't send pictures"
我让它给我画一个圆圈，它说"不行，我不能，但我可以给你发一张照片"。我说好吧，发一张照片，它又说"抱歉，我不能发照片"
Cara
Maybe McDonald’s told ‘My AI’ where he is!
也许是麦当劳把他的位置告诉了“MY AI”!
Maybe McDonald’s told ‘My AI’ where he is!
也许是麦当劳把他的位置告诉了“MY AI”!
Timbob
What is this ?
这啥撒玩意
#26 （奶奶的爱）
What is this ?
这啥撒玩意
#26 （奶奶的爱）
（有次我跟奶奶说做个三明治在坐火车时吃的，于是奶奶给我做了这个）
IguanaStampede
That's what grandmas do.
奶奶那都是这样
That's what grandmas do.
奶奶那都是这样
Forgot My Name...
Bet you could make a lot of friends on the train with that.
我打赌你在火车上一定能交到很多朋友。
Bet you could make a lot of friends on the train with that.
我打赌你在火车上一定能交到很多朋友。
Timbob
She must own a sandwich shop. That looks like professional Clear Wrap !
你奶奶肯定开了一家三明治店。这个三明治看起来做得很地道!
She must own a sandwich shop. That looks like professional Clear Wrap !
你奶奶肯定开了一家三明治店。这个三明治看起来做得很地道!
Nice Beast Ludo
So sweet. Now you can feed the whole train!! She wants you to have friends...or if she's like my Aunt Betty be irate that I didn't eat it all myself
好暖心。感觉这三明治都能够火车上的人全吃饱了!!她希望你能交到朋友…或许他可能会跟我的贝蒂阿姨一样，因为我没有自己吃完而不高兴。
So sweet. Now you can feed the whole train!! She wants you to have friends...or if she's like my Aunt Betty be irate that I didn't eat it all myself
好暖心。感觉这三明治都能够火车上的人全吃饱了!!她希望你能交到朋友…或许他可能会跟我的贝蒂阿姨一样，因为我没有自己吃完而不高兴。
emma malcolm
i would have no shame devouring that whole thing
我就是把整个都吞了也不会有啥不好意思的
i would have no shame devouring that whole thing
我就是把整个都吞了也不会有啥不好意思的
Chelsea Morgan
I really thought this was rolled up marijuana and I was like grandma is really wild!
我还以为这是卷曲来的大号大麻烟，我就觉得奶奶做的三明治太简单粗暴了!
I really thought this was rolled up marijuana and I was like grandma is really wild!
我还以为这是卷曲来的大号大麻烟，我就觉得奶奶做的三明治太简单粗暴了!
Isaac Harvey
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
这难道不是在好事么？
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
这难道不是在好事么？
Dana Ondráčková 51 minutes ago
You havent said how long of a ride it is so she wanted to be sure you wont starve to death
你没说要在车上呆多长时间，所以她怕你饿死
#27（真假乔丹）
You havent said how long of a ride it is so she wanted to be sure you wont starve to death
你没说要在车上呆多长时间，所以她怕你饿死
#27（真假乔丹）
（图：左真右假）
Lemme get the lemons
ITS BEEN SO LONG!
好久没见了
ITS BEEN SO LONG!
好久没见了
Derpy, Octavia, Vinyl
It might be fake
不算太假
#28 （广告？）
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It might be fake
不算太假
#28 （广告？）
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（糗死了，有人跟我说，我帽子上的图案看起来像是谷歌主页）
Capybara with a cat
But it's true
确实
But it's true
确实
unseeable mouse
Very much
没错
Very much
没错
Timbob
That’s OK ! As long as it doesn’t say “MAGa” !
没事儿!只要别写" MAGa "就行!
That’s OK ! As long as it doesn’t say “MAGa” !
没事儿!只要别写" MAGa "就行!
mimi luvs cats
they actually aren't wrong
说的确实没错
#29 （隐形车）
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they actually aren't wrong
说的确实没错
#29 （隐形车）
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（出售:雷诺Clio隐形款，车况很好，但有个小缺陷，前保险杠没法隐形）
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Kerry Miller
Front bumper looks fine to me. What's the bhp?
我看前保险杠没什么问题。这车马力多少?
Front bumper looks fine to me. What's the bhp?
我看前保险杠没什么问题。这车马力多少?
Cardboard Box (He/She)
That might work for wonder woman
这车应该会很适合神奇女侠用
That might work for wonder woman
这车应该会很适合神奇女侠用
ckcl
Car for sale. Car parts not included.
车可以卖、但零件不算在内。
Car for sale. Car parts not included.
车可以卖、但零件不算在内。
Valek Fermiga
How much do you want for it....??
你想要卖多钱....??
#30（诚不欺我）
How much do you want for it....??
你想要卖多钱....??
#30（诚不欺我）
USMCFelicia
I'm more curious about this flamboyant shopping center lol
让我更好奇的是地图里显示的“豪华购物中心”
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Sergio Bicerra
During winter, cars sleep together to keep each other warm
冬季到了天冷了，小汽车拥抱在一起相互取暖
During winter, cars sleep together to keep each other warm
冬季到了天冷了，小汽车拥抱在一起相互取暖
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