我室友把自己的卡车撞坏了，于是他向我借车。结果他忘了关车灯，导致电池没电了。当我把车子发动后，看到了这样一幕...
my roommate wrecked his truck and asked to borrow mine. he left the lights on and killed the battery. when I jumped it, this is what I found.
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所以谁更蠢？楼主的蠢货室友？亦或是相信蠢货室友的楼主？
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my roommate wrecked his truck and asked to borrow mine. he left the lights on and killed the battery. when I jumped it, this is what I found.
我室友把自己的卡车撞坏了，于是他向我借车。结果他忘了关车灯，导致电池没电了。当我把车子发动后，看到了这样一幕...
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Linjac313
Note to self: don’t let someone who wrecked their own vehicle borrow mine!
给我自己的一个提醒：不要把车借给那些撞坏自己车的人！
I let a friend who got a DUI borrow my bicycle so he could get to work.The first day I rode it after he returned it, I tried to turn at an intersection.. and the handle bars turned, but the front wheel did not. If I were going any faster I would have wrecked into a car for sure.
我把我的自行车借给了一个酒后驾车被逮的朋友，好让他能骑着车去上班。他把自行车还给我的第一天，我骑着它在一个十字路口转弯。我转动了把手，前轮却没有跟着转动。如果我当时速度再快一些的话，我肯定会撞到一辆汽车。
Don't expect people who crash their cars will treat yours nicely.
别指望那些把自己车撞坏的人会善待你的车子。
That's the main reason I didn't start my own rental business
这就是我没有开始做租赁生意的主要原因。
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Well, you can write a penalty policy into the contract....
好吧，你完全可以在合同中写入一份罚款政策....
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People on here have the dumbest roommates
这个板块的人们拥有一些最愚蠢的室友。
Only half. The other half are the dumb roommates.
只有一半，另一半人就是那些蠢货室友。
“AITA for leaving the lights on and draining the gas out of my (borrowed) car?”
“我忘了将（借来的）汽车的车灯关掉，并且还没有重新给它加满油，这样的是我个混蛋吗？”
By Op's wording I think OP also has a truck. When you leave the tank bone dry, you should definitely fill it up. Depending on the make and model that's an additional $60-$100 minimum the roommate cost them.
根据楼主的措辞来看，我认为他也有一辆卡车。当你把别人油箱里的油全用光时，你绝对应该把油加满，尤其是在当前这种油价飙升的情况下。根据车辆品牌和型号的不同，楼主的室友至少花了他60~100美元。
Yeah lol. “You wrecked your truck? Well sure you can drive mine ! ”
是啊，哈哈，“你把自己的卡车给撞坏了？没问题！你可以开我的！”
So who's dumber, the dumb roommate or the one who trusts the dumb roommate?
所以谁更蠢？楼主的蠢货室友？亦或是相信蠢货室友的楼主？
No one's making threads about good roommates
因为没有人会发帖赞美自己的好室友。
People on here are the dumb roommates.
这个板块里的人们就是那些蠢货室友。
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People on here also make really dumb decisions. Why would you let somebody who just wrecked their vehicle borrow yours? And vehicles are expensive, and anything that happens when somebody else is driving it becomes your problem. OP is super stupid.
这个板块的人们也会作出一些非常愚蠢的决定。你为什么要把车借给一个将自己车撞坏的人？汽车可是很贵的，别人开车时所发生的任何意外都会成为你的问题。楼主实在太愚蠢了。
Who is dumber the person who wrecked the car or the roommate who let him borrow a car his own car after learning he wrecked the car?
谁是更蠢的那个？把自己车撞坏的室友？亦或是明知道他把车撞坏了却依旧要借车给他的楼主？
The redditors that think having a car accident means a person can no longer be trusted are high on the list too
那些认为遭遇一场交通事故就等同于这个人无法再被信任的红迪用户也在蠢货榜上身居前列。
I had none, and with good reason.
我没有室友，我有很充足的理由。
Is it because you were the dumb roommate?
是因为你就是一个蠢货室友吗？
Is the check engine light old, or did it just turn on after your roommate drove it?
引擎故障灯之前就一直亮着的吗？还是说你室友开过之后才亮的？
Not surprising it’s on with that many miles, honestly.
老实说，这车已经开了那么多英里了，亮个引擎故障灯并不奇怪。
Good point. I drive old cars with that light chronically on, so I wasn't sure if it was significant or not, probably not.
有道理，我开的那些老爷车的引擎故障灯也一直亮着，所以我不确定这玩意儿是否重要，可能没逝吧...
Eventually the bulb burns out and then it’s fine.
故障灯的灯泡终究会寿终正寝的，到时就没事了。
Put some black electrical tape over the light. Problem solved.
用黑色的电工胶把灯遮住，问题就解决了。
Anytime I borrow somebody's car it comes back full. That's like rule number one my friend
每次我借别人车时，总会在归还之前给车加满油，这是最重要的规则啊，朋友。
Or at minimum fill it back to what it was before you used it.
或者至少加回到你刚借过来时的油量。
If you're using the car for free, fill it up.Rentals are like $150/day.
如果你免费用他人的汽车，就把油箱加满吧。一辆车的租金是每天150美元。
Not everyone can afford spending 50 dollars to fill up gas. However, if you're borrowing something, make sure that you at least refill the amount that you've used
不是每个人都有钱花50美元把油加满的。然而当你借用他人的汽车时，至少应该将自己消耗的油量补齐。
Anyone can afford to pay for $50 of gas or they shouldn't be driving. I understand that financial situations happen and that friends can help in those times. But I've helped too many so-called "friends" who just want to freeload. Anyone who isn't actively trying to make up for the time, money, and attention you've spent on them doesn't deserve your help. It is only when they have exhausted all goodwill in their relationships that they are forced to accept that they are the problem.All in all, you can try your best to help your friends and family, but if they don't show genuine appreciation and try to make good on the goodwill you show them, they aren't worth your time.
任何人都能负担得起50美元的汽油，否则他们就不该开车。我明白经济困难的情况时有发生，在这种情况下，朋友可以帮上忙。但是我曾经帮助过太多只想要吃白食的所谓“朋友”。任何不积极努力去弥补你在他们身上所花费的时间，金钱和注意力的家伙都不值得你去帮助。只有当他们耗尽了自身人际关系中所有的善意时，他们才会被迫接受自己就是问题所在的这一事实。总而言之，你可以竭尽所能地帮助自己的朋友和家人，但如果他们没有表现出诚挚的感激之情，亦或是试图利用你对他们的善意，那他们就不值得你花时间去帮助。
Where the hell are you paying $150/day for a rental? I just booked one for a whole week for $204 after all fees.
你在哪租的车要每天150美元啊？我刚刚预定了一整个星期，所有费用加起来一共204美元。
If i have to borrow a friends car, it comes back full and cleaned.
如果我向朋友借车的话，还车时它绝对会是满油且洗过的。
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Brace yourself bro - Parking fines and speeding tickets take a couple weeks to process.
做好心理准备，兄嘚，停车罚单以及超速罚单需要几周时间才会到你那。
also tolls
还有过路费
Speeding tickets go to the driver. Parking fines will go to the car's owner, though
超速罚单是直接交给司机的。不过，停车罚款的账单确实会被寄往车主那里。
Camera fines mate, they all go to the registered owner.
摄像头记录的违规，兄嘚，账单会寄到车主那的。
Yup. He’s an idiot. What’s your excuse for lending him your car?
是啊，他是个白痴。不过你又如何解释自己将车借给他的行为？
I never lend my truck out. I will happily drive a friend anywhere though.
我不会将自己的卡车借给任何人，但是我很乐意开车送朋友去任何地方。
Get better friends
找些更好的朋友吧。
“Roommate”
“室友”
Omg they were roommates
我的天啊，他们是室友。
Can I borrow your wife?
我能借用一下你的妻子吗？
Least she won't be empty when you're done with her.
至少你用完他老婆以后，她不会空着肚子回来。
Only if yours is wrecked.
除非你的老婆也坏了。
I think he’s complaining about the fuel level. The truck has 253000+ miles on it. Of course the check engine light is on
我认为楼主抱怨的是油量问题。这辆卡车已经行驶了253000英里以上了。引擎故障灯亮着是理所当然的。
I was going to say if you have a 250k+ mile car without a check engine light, I’ll be surprised
我也正准备说呢，如果一辆开了25英里以上的车没亮引擎故障灯，我会感到惊讶的。
This just goes to show how disrespectful your roommate is towards you. He is not to be trusted.
这恰恰证明你的室友有多么不尊重你，你不应该相信他。
He wrecked his truck so you thought you’d lend him yours….. not real smart.
他把自己的卡车撞坏了，所以你决定把自己的车子借给他...不是很聪明啊。
If someone crashes their vehicle and it’s their fault, don’t think about driving mine. Dude can get a rental car.
如果有人把他们自己的车撞坏了，那这就是他们自己的错，他们可别想开我的车。那家伙可以去租一辆车。
How fucking rude! Some people just suck
太tm无理了！有些人就是很烂。
My Grandfather always used to say, “never lend your money, your wife, or your tools”. Car is considered tools in my book.
我祖父过去常对我说：永远不要将你的钱，你的妻子或者你的工具借给别人。在我看来，汽车就是一种工具。
Your Grandfather is a smart man.
你的祖父是一个聪明人。
Ah, well, it's easy to forget to turn off the lights and fill the tank when you're drunk
好吧，当你醉酒驾车时，确实会很容易忘记关好车灯并给车加满油。
I don’t think it was dumb to let him borrow your truck, I would have done the same for any of my roommates… people make mistakes. BUT I’d be pissed if they treat my car like this, I would never let them borrow it or probably anything again.
我不认为楼主把车借给他的行为是愚蠢的，我也会为我的任何一个室友做同样的事情... 是人都会犯错。但是如果他们这么对待我的车，我会感到生气并再也不会借他们我的车或者任何其他东西。
Low fuel sucks, but tf did he do to the engine??
低燃料确实很糟糕，但他tm对引擎做了啥啊？
Its time to look for a new roommate, this one is a 100% asshole.
是时候去找一个新室友了，这一个绝对是个混蛋。
My wife and I have a policy where we only will allow our parents to drive our vehicles. And that's because we know if they damaged the vehicles they would fix them. My wife learned this lesson back in high school. She had a beater car and her friend drove it and totaled it. Her friend's dad got her another beater, but it wasn't as nice as her other one.
我和我的妻子制定了一项规定，那就是只允许父母开我们的车。因为我们知道如果他们将车损坏的话，他们会自己把车子修好。我妻子在高中时期吸取过这方面的教训。她有一辆旧车，她朋友把那辆车给撞毁了。之后朋友老爹给她买了另一辆，但不如她之前那辆好。
If they don’t respect their vehicle they’re sure as hell not gonna respect yours.
如果他们连自己的车都不珍惜的话，那肯定也不会去珍惜你的车。
2001 Ford f150
这是2001款的福特F150
That happened every time we lent out our truck! We try not to let anybody use it now!
每次我们将卡车借给别人时都会发生这种事情！我们现在已经尽量不让任何其他人驾驶它了！
You do have 200k+ on it
不过你这车确实已经开了20万英里以上了...
Check the gas
看油量啊
Next time... well , there shouldn't be a next time . Cut ties with him
下一次...好吧，就不该有下一次了，和他断绝往来吧。
Just how did he wreck his vehicle?
所以他究竟是如何撞坏自己车子的？
Rear-ended an 18 wheeler
他追尾了一辆大型卡车
Former roommate right?
现在已经是前室友了，对吧？
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My dad always called the gas light the “idiot light” because of you let gas get that low you’re an idiot.
我爸总会将“燃油不足灯”说成是“白痴灯”，因为如果你让一辆车的油量低到了那个地步，那你就是一个白痴。
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He didn't ask you to give him your truck on gunpoint did he?. You could've just said no.
他应该没有拿枪威胁你将卡车借给他吧？你可以直接说不的。
Easy... drink his beer and bang his girlfriend... all even now
简单，你可以喝他的啤酒，艹他的女友，这样你们就扯平了。
Next time, tell him to go fuck himself.
下一次，让他滚一边玩去。
I don’t drive anything special, but i’m not into lending my vehicles. Even with full coverage lol. You’re a very nice person OP, but some people can just be shitty with your stuff. And leaving you almost on empty should be a crime. At least throw $10 in that thing!
我开的车并不特别，但我还是不愿意将它借给任何人。即便我买了全保，哈哈。楼主是个好人，但是有些人就是不会善待你的东西，将一辆空着油箱的车子还回来是一种犯罪。至少给那玩意儿加个10块钱油啊！
Letting anybody borrow your car just plain stupid. You shouldn’t even let your friends, lovers, or even family drive your car for any reason. Maybe it’s just an American thing, but if you let someone drive a car registered in your name, you could lose your house and your car because of the mistakes they make, or even get thrown in prison for being an accomplice to anything they do
把车子借给别人的行为实在太蠢了。你甚至不应该将车子借给你的朋友，爱人，甚至是家人，无论出于何种原因。也许只有在美国才这样，但是如果你让别人开注册在你名下的车子，你可能会因为他们所犯的错误失去自己的房子和车子，甚至还会因为成为他们的同谋而被关进监狱。
Lend your wife before you lend your car. Hint: never lend your wife.
先外借老婆，再外借车子。提示：永远不要外借自己老婆。
It's a really painful lesson to learn, but many of us have been there. Loaning a person your vehicle is equivalent to loaning them thousands of dollars, even if it's just for an afternoon.
这是一个非常惨痛的教训，但是我们很多人都经历过了。把车子借给其他人基本上就等同于将几千美元借给别人，虽然只是一个下午的时间。
Some people are way too trusting of others.
有些人还是太相信别人了。
Word of advice: any person who doesn’t care about their own belongings certainly won’t care about yours
一个忠告：那些不珍惜自己财物的人，自然也不会去珍惜你的。