50年后的人们会怀念什么？
In 50 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
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我真的还想再活五十年~
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In 50 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
50年后的人们会怀念什么？
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Owning something you don't pay a subscxtion for
拥有一件你不需要付订阅费的东西
Owning anything outright.
拥有任何东西
Honey, my liver stopped working. Did you forget to pay the subscxtion again?
亲爱的我的肝不好使了。你是不是又忘了付订阅费了？
We can't afford it! We need at least one of us with teeth. Our digestive system subscxtion is draining us dry as is!
我们买不起啊！我们至少得一个人有牙吧。我们消化系统的订阅费已经要把我们榨干了！
Out from the night, from the mist, steps the figure. No one really knows his name for sure. He stands at six-foot-six. Pray he never comes knocking at your door! Say that you once bought a heart, Or new corneas, But somehow never managed to square away your debts. He won?t bother to write or to phone you. He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
在漆黑的深夜里，从一片迷雾之中，走出了一个身影。没人知道他的名字。他6尺6寸高。你最好祈祷他永远不会敲你的房门！比如说你曾经买了一颗心脏，或者新的眼角膜，但却忘记了偿还你的债务。他是不会花时间给你写信或者给你打电话的。他会直接从你的胸腔里把仍然跳动的心脏挖出来！
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追贷人！追贷人！
你可以跑。你可以藏。你尽管尝试吧。但他永远能找到你。他会在你最脆弱的时候找到你，在你身边没有任何人能救到你的时候。
追贷人！追贷人！
并且我们之中无人能从这恐怖中幸免。因为多年以前，我们全都欠债了。我们需要新的身体部件，来让我们的形象变得完美。因此直到还清我们的债务之前，我们都会继续害怕着……
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追贷人！追贷人！追贷人！追贷人！！！（译注：追贷人，Repo man，负责前往贷款购物却没有按期偿还的居民家中，追回他用贷款购买的商品。）
I saw an Instagram ad for a pair of earbuds that you have to rent. You don’t have the option of just buying them, even if you’ve paid more than their value in monthly payments. So you could theoretically be forced to pay over a thousand dollars after enough time and still not own them. And if you just stopped paying, they’d deactivate them remotely.
我在Ins的广告上看见过一种必须租用才能使用的耳机。你根本就不能直接买，即便你每个月的租金最后比这个耳机本身的价格还高。所以理论上你可以用了很久，花了一千多美元的租金，但到头来还是没办法拥有。并且如果你停止支付的话，他们会直接遥控关闭。
Easily accessible fresh water.
容易获取的淡水。
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Drinking water from the tap
水龙头里流出来的饮用水
"You know son, when I was your age we didn't have a subscxtion model to make toasts every morning. We'd just put bread in and toast would pop out"
“你知道吗孩子，我像你这么大的时候我们可不用为了每天早上做吐司而订阅什么东西。我们只要把面包放进去，烤吐司就会自动蹦出来。”
“你得手动把面包放进去吗，爷爷？！”
“哦没错，但我们可用不着听三段强制性的广告。哦还有一件事：我们想用什么面包都可以。”
“我草？！啥面包都行？？机器还给你烤？”
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“没错”
Well I’ll be 110 so I’m going to say breathing.
到时候我就要110岁了，所以可能是呼吸吧。
I'll be 102. TBH, with advances as they are, we might be able to meet up for a drink.
我就102岁了。说实话，等到科技那么发达，我们说不定还能聚在一块儿喝一杯呢。
所以，你怎么说——2072年9月20号，我请你喝杯啤酒？
Tell you what. Move it to September 23, 2072. That will be my 100th birthday. I'll buy the beer.
不如直接挪到2072年9月23日。那就是我的100岁生日了。我请啤酒。
Grandparents will say to their grandkids “When I was your age, I had to get off the screen and actually GO to school”.
爷爷奶奶们会跟孙子孙女们说，“我像你那么大的时候，我得从屏幕前离开，自己走到学校去。”
Uphill, both ways
上坡，来回都是上坡
In snow
还下着雪
While fighting a pandemic
还在抗击疫情
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And dodging mass shootings
还在躲避大规模枪击案
In a wildfire.
旁边还烧着山火。
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During an abortion
还在一边堕胎
With a war going on
旁边还打着仗
"Grandpa what is snow....?"
“爷爷什么是雪……？”
"It was white stuff that fell through the air...
“是一种白色的东西，会从空气中慢慢飘下来”
“那时候啊……”
“爷爷，什么是空气？”
In California, we call the white stuff falling from the sky “Ash”
在加利福尼亚，我们管从天上落下来的白东西叫“灰”
Being confident that the person they see on screen is a real person and not AI.
可以自信地说他们在屏幕里看见的是一个真人，而不是AI。
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"Why would you put a real person on screen? Seems extravagant, nostalgic and expensive." Everyone in 2072
“为什么要把真人放到屏幕里？看起来太奢侈了，很复古，而且还很昂贵。”——2072年的所有人
Privacy. Even babies are overexposed today.
隐私。现在就连婴幼儿都被过度曝光了。
Try lowering your ISO.
那你可以把感光度调低点儿。
it makes me vastly uncomfortable how COMFORTABLE people are with posting everything about their children.
人们把他们家孩子的一切都很舒服地上传到网络上，这让我觉得很不舒服。
I don’t have children, but even still, why do you want randos to know every single thing about your children?
我没有孩子，但即便如此，我也不理解为什么你要让陌生人知道你家孩子的一切？
Came here to say this but yeah, as a Gen Xer I remember the time when we had some privacy in life. I watched it slowly disappear and it's sad. I feel like in the future real privacy will be a luxury only afforded by the very rich and hermits.
我也想说这个，作为一名X世代（译注：指1965-1980年出生的人），我还记得生活中有点隐私的时候是什么样子的。我见证了这种隐私缓缓消失，这很令人难过。我觉得等到未来，真正的隐私可能就只会变成只有非常有钱的人和隐士才能享受的奢侈。
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The real scary thing about data privacy isn't that everyone can see the pictures you share. I used to work in data sec; phones are constantly tracking your location, and not just "what store are you at" kinda info, it's "what exact shelf in the store were you standing in front of". Companies can buy this data in bulk and start putting out more targeted ads based on that information, and I know it sounds crazy, but it goes even deeper than that. If you live with a partner or someone else with a phone, whoever has that data can recognize that two devices are regularly in close proximity to each other and start showing both people ads based on each others profiles. And sure, folks will say "it's just ads, its no big deal.", but is it just ads? You can do a LOT with the data people share. Anything from creating profiles of political beliefs by location based on peoples searches - think, drawing voting district lines with that data - to matching people to known crimes based on their location data giving their proximity to the crime. I understand how "tin foil hat" that can sound if you don't know much about tech, but without rigorous data privacy protections built into our legislation, our lack of privacy will only get worse.
关于数据隐私，最吓人的其实不是所有人都能看见你分享的照片这件事。我之前在数据安全领域工作过，你们的手机会持续跟踪你的定位，不只是“你现在在哪一家商店”这种信息，而是“你正站在这家商店的哪个货架前面”这种程度。公司可以大批量地购买这种数据，然后根据这一信息去布置目标更加明确的广告，并且虽然听起来很疯狂，但事实其实比这还要可怕。如果和你一起生活的其他人或者伴侣也有手机，那么有数据的人就能发现这两个设备经常处于很近的距离，于是就会开始给他们推送基于对方的数据生成的广告。当然有人会说“只是广告而已没什么大不了的”。但真的只是广告吗？你可以用人们分享的数据做非常多的事情。基于人们进行搜索的地理位置来刻画这些人的政治倾向，然后用这些数据画出选区图，再比如说基于人们的地理位置和相关犯罪行为的距离，将人们和犯罪行为联系在一起。我知道如果你对于科技不了解的话这听起来挺阴谋论的，但是如果我们的立法之中没有足够的数据隐私保护措施，那么我们的缺乏隐私只会更加糟糕。
I have a can of Frozen themed chicken noodle soup that I plan to sell when I'm 70 so hopefully that cause I don't have a lot of money in my retirement fund
我有一罐冰雪奇缘主题的鸡肉汤面，我打算70岁那年再卖出去，因为我退休基金里没多少钱
Movies made 30 years from now. Nostalgia always runs in 20 year cycles.
30年之后拍的电影。怀旧永远是按照20年的轮回进行的。
Being able to do basic maintenance on your car without needing a shop manual and a years salary worth of special tools
用不着手册和一年工资那么贵的特别工具就可以给你的汽车做基本的维护工作。
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that's something people are alredy nostalgic for lmao. my car was made while Truman was president you can do almost everything yourself it's crazy.
人们早就已经开始怀念这种事情了哈哈哈。我的汽车是在杜鲁门当总统（译注：1945-1953年）的时候造的。你可以靠自己做几乎任何事，简直太厉害了。
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可能你想说的是到未来你就没办法给自己的车换机油了，这确实也说得通。
Keys. Even more specific vehicle keys.
钥匙。更准确地说，车钥匙。
Even more specific Alicia Keys.
再准确一点，艾莉西亚·凯斯。
The Netherlands
荷兰
It'll be spoken of like Atlantis. A utopia of giants, weed, prostitutes, and bicycles.
可能以后荷兰就会变成亚特兰蒂斯一样的传奇吧。一个由巨人，大麻，妓女和自行车组成的乌托邦。
God made heaven and earth, but the Dutch made the Netherlands.
上帝创造了天空和大地，但是荷兰人创造了荷兰。
I think they'll definitely still be around in the 2070s. Don't underestimate the Dutch; their coastal engineering is so good that it would take 4+ meter sea level rise to wipe them out, even though a large portion of their land is already below sea level.
我觉得他们就算到了21世纪70年代也仍然会继续存在的。别低估荷兰人；他们的海岸工程技术非常强大，海平面上升四米以上才能把他们从地表抹除，而且他们土地的一大部分早就在海平面之下了。
If that's what they can do now, imagine what they can do in 2050.
如果他们现在就能做到这样的事，那想象一下到2050年他们将会有什么能力吧。
Oh boy, here come countries on legs.
我滴妈耶，长了腿的国家来了。
As a Dutchie, I imagine the future earth being just one ball of water, some archipelagos here and there and this one odd land donut, where you can gaze over the edge and see us eating cheese and smoking weed down below
作为荷兰人，我想象中的未来地球就是一个大水球，这里那里偶尔有几个群岛，然后你会看到一个诡异的陆地甜甜圈，你站圈边上往下一看，看见我们在底下一边吃奶酪一边抽大麻。
That's because you're high.
你可能是抽嗨了。
The Netherlands will outlast all other countries. They will make rising sealevels their neighbours problem.
荷兰将会比其他所有国家都坚持的更久。他们会让上升的海平面变成他们的邻国需要考虑的问题。
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Social media. Not because it’s good, but because whatever comes next will probably suck more.
社交媒体。不是因为它好，而是因为以后再出现的东西很可能会更烂。
Back when social media was just on a phone, and not implanted on a chip in your brain. Personalised ads in your dreams
很久很久以前，社交媒体还只安装在手机上，没有安装在你脑子里的芯片上。你的梦里也不会有个人定制化的广告。
Early 2000s internet where you could search something on Google and your biometric data and search records weren’t sent to 50+ government agencies and data mining firms
本世纪初的互联网，你可以随便在谷歌上搜索什么东西，你的生物信息和搜索记录不会被发送到50多个政府机构和数据采集企业的手中。
The number of wild animals that exist and can be seen. They are already on the decline.
现存的，以及可以被看见的野生动物的数量。这些动物已经在不断减少了。
I already miss seeing hedgehogs while walking home (this is in England), their numbers have been dwindling for quite some time.
我已经开始怀念在走回家的路上看见刺猬的感觉了（是在英格兰），它们的数量已经下降了有一段时间了。
Not just animals. Insects. I remember even in the 90s after a drive through the country your car would be covered in squashed bugs. These days like none.
不只是动物。还有昆虫。我记得在90年代，开车在乡下走一圈之后，你的车上就会全都是虫子的尸体。现在已经没了。
It's kind of incredible (in a scary, morbid way) that, basically, people started noticing this exact phenomenon of not having so many bugs hit your windscreen, and then scientists studied and confirmed it.
有些难以置信（有种吓人，病态的感觉）的是，总地来说，是人们先开始注意到撞到挡风玻璃上的虫子好像越来越少了这件事，然后科学家们研究了一下，才确认了这一点。
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I used to have a job the included a lot of traveling to a factory in the middle of nowhere through country roads. Year over year I would see less and less bugs on the windshield. It went from carrying extra washer fluid to only using my wipers if it rained
我之前的工作需要我经常开车通过乡下的道路前往一个深山老林中的工厂。几年以来我发现挡风玻璃上的虫子越来越少了。以前我需要携带额外的玻璃水，现在我只有在下雨的时候才开雨刮擦一擦。
That one month when everyone was playing Pokemon Go
所有人都在玩宝可梦Go的那一个月
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That PoGo summer was basically the opposite of the pandemic
宝可梦Go的那个月基本上就是疫情的反面
2020 was Pokémon Stay
2020变成宝可梦宅了
Summer 16 was a great fucking time man. Great music and pokémon go.
16年的夏天真的太他妈美好了兄弟。音乐也很棒，还有宝可梦Go。
Well I am already nostalgic about it
我已经开始怀念了。
I was at a club the other day and the dude next to me was playing pokemon GO. I wonder what kind of pokemon frequent Gay Clubs.
我有一天去俱乐部，我身边的兄弟在玩宝可梦Go。我在想什么宝可梦会经常跑到Gay吧。
Shit like Machop
可能是腕力那种吧。
Everything about today's art, style, decor, culture, movies, shows, music and news events.
关于今天的艺术，风格，装饰，文化，电影，节目，音乐和新闻的一切。
再过50年，这些东西就会变得复古，好像来自一个更加简单的时代。
I wonder if it’s gonna feel weird being nostalgic for a time that capitalised so heavy on nostalgia already. I mean all the movies, a lot of fashion and decor already drew so heavily from past.
我在想去怀念一个已经在怀念过去的时代是不是会很怪。毕竟现在的所有电影，很多的时尚和装饰都已经在从过去获得灵感了。
It’s always been that way though. There are a ton of movies and musicals set in the 1910’s that were made in the early 1960’s. 1810’s fashion/architecture/style was based on an obsession with the ancient Greeks. We’re constantly nostalgic for earlier generations and cultures
其实一直都是这样的。上世纪60年代早期有很多的电影和音乐剧都是设定在1910年代。1810年代的时尚，建筑和风格都是基于对古希腊风格的狂热追求。我们一直都在怀念以前的时代和文化。
The Renaissance was just Europe being nostalgic for the classical era.
文艺复兴只不过是欧洲开始怀念古典时代了。
And the Roman Empire's architecture was just them being nostalgic about ancient Greek architecture.
而且罗马帝国的建筑也只是他们开始怀念古希腊的建筑了。
World of Warcaft Classic Classic
魔兽世界经典旧世：经典旧世
At this rate it'll be WoW: Classic Classic Redux VR
按这个速度应该是魔兽世界：经典旧世经典重制VR版
WoW VR is something I would go so hard in on.
如果真有魔兽世界VR版，我肯定会玩个痛快。
我已经对这个游戏本身失去兴趣了，但是设定，故事和世界在我看来都非常美丽，也是经常让我回去再看看的原因。
The lore of WoW nowadays to me honestly feels like a bad soap opera where they ran out of ideas years ago so just crazier shit keeps happening, but you’ve been invested so long you can’t stop watching lol
魔兽世界的背景故事现在对我来说就像是糟糕的肥皂剧一样，他们好几年前就不知道该写什么了，所以只好让特别疯狂的事情发生下去，但是你又已经看了太久，实在没办法不让自己看哈哈哈
Driving.
开车。
想象一个所有汽车都变得自动化的世界。手动开车去商店将会变得非常“复古”。
In large cities it wouldn't be allowed. A human among many computers is unpredictable and too dangerous.
在大城市里应该不会允许这么做。众多计算机中混杂了一个人类，这既无法预测也过于危险。
Wired earbuds with an actual headphone jack. Not USB version 93 delta.
带正儿八经的耳机接口的有线耳机。而不是什么USB93Delta接口。
Or just earbuds. The chip implants in our brains will also play music
或者可能是耳机本身呢。我们脑子里的植入芯片可能就会播放音乐了。
Physically hanging out with a group of friends
和一群朋友线下出门玩