十年前风靡网络的“犀利哥”在推特再次爆红，原因竟是这样
Just a normal Japanese homeless man
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犀利哥
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Just a normal Japanese homeless man
“一个平平无奇的日本流浪汉”
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Can weebs treat Japanese people like human beings instead of an anime character for 2 seconds
肥宅们能不能把日本人当人看，而不是当作动漫人物？哪怕一会也好？
（weeb——痴迷日本ACG文化的西方人）
W-w-wow a japanese person?? * gulp * im so excited to meet you, heh i guess you COULD almost call me japanese, ive watched a lot of anime and * puts hand over mouth * i do partake in some hentai heh, yeah im a man of culture, anyway is it true all of you have cool anime powers??
哇哦哇哦，你是日本人？*咽口水*遇到你真是太激动了，嘿，我觉得你也可以叫我日本人，因为我看过很多日本动漫，*用手遮住嘴*，我还看过小黄片，是啊，我是文化人，另外，你们真的都有很酷的动漫能力吗?
holy shit reading this made me astrally project directly to hell
厚礼蟹，看到这些话，我都尬到十八层地狱了。
I know this is sarcasm but the fact that you typed all this out is just concerning
我知道这是讽刺，但你把这些话都打了出来，我很担心你（有毛病）。
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Why did i read it in “the voice”
我为什么用“那种声音”读这段话？
I know exactly what you mean.
我知道你什么意思。
Idk something like this:
大概是这样吧。
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tothehillss
This was amazing. I could feel the cringe in my toes
你读的很棒，下次不要读了。我的脚指头都抠出三室一厅了。
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Ghankthegrunt
Calling that a culture is an insult to every other one in existence
把那玩意（日本文化）称为一种文化是对现存其他文化的侮辱。
Iirc the pics were viral in Korean web like a decade ago he just looks really cool in east asians' standards too lol
如果我没记错，这些照片十年前曾在韩国网络上疯传，按照东亚人的标准，他看起来真的很酷，哈哈。
source?
证据呢？
"?? ???" as in "Handsome Chinese homeless man" (and yes he's not even Japanese)
韩语里的“帅气的中国流浪汉”（是的，他根本不是日本人）。
I’m Japanese but I’ve never seen “Hentai” and I hope people from overseas stop thinking “Japan=Hentai” smh
我是日本人，我从来没有看过“黄片”，我希望外国人别再认为“日本等于黄片”，叹气。
When I hear Japan, I think of the badass car culture over there
当我听到日本，我就想起那里很牛掰的文化。
Well... I think a bit of anime aswell
嗯……我多少也会想到日漫。
Why not both at the same time??? Itasha is a thing after all
为什么不能同时想到两者呢？
When i think of japan i think of racism first don't worry
当我想到日本，我首先想到的是种族主义，别生气。
I am sure that people do not actually think that. Anyone who behave like that other guy suggested probably has some issues or something.
我相信人们不会真的这么想。任何表现得像另一个人暗示的那样的人都可能有毛病。
There's actual people who think like that sadly. Just look up IRL ahegao and you'll see.
Yet there's Westerners who think all Japanese women scream like the porn stars do in videos when they have sex
可惜真的有人那样想。搜一搜ahegao（阿黑颜）你就知道了。
然而还有西方人认为所有日本女人在羞羞的时候都会像小黄片的涩情老师那样尖叫。
Not only westerners, some Indonesian weebs also think that way
不仅是西方人，某些印尼肥宅也这么想。
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can you treat people like people instead of automaticly assuming "weebs" just because anime is mentioned? Or for that matter "white knight" the japanese people?
你能把人当人看待，而不是仅仅因为提到动漫，就自动认为对方是“肥宅”吗? 或者因此把日本人当作“白衣骑士”?
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I'm not white knighting for Japanese people I just think it's weird how people are treating this homeless man like he's some badass protagonist sure he looks cool and chill but I've seen comments like this so many times over a random Japanese person
我没有把日本人当作“白衣骑士”，我只是觉得有些人对这个流浪汉的做法太奇怪了，就好像他是某个牛掰的动漫主人公一样，他确实很酷，但我甚至多次看过有人对随机的日本人发出这种评论。
That's what I'm saying dude Idc if he's Japanese that is the drippiest homeless man I've ever laid my eyes on
要我说，我不知道他是不是日本人，但他是我看到过的最帅气的流浪汉。
Chinese actually
他实际上是中国人。
Like I said Idc about his ethnicity I'm still flabbergasted by his drip
我说过我不知道他的国籍，但我依然为他的帅气目瞪口呆。
What the fuck are you talking about? Majority if not all the comments are talking about how cool he looks
And guess what, he looks cool
你他妈在说什么? 大部分(如果不是所有的话)评论都在谈论他看起来有多酷。
你猜怎么着，他就是很酷。
It has nothing to do with his nationality, he just looks cool as fuck. The context does ruin a lot of it, but he still looks cool.
这和他的国籍无关，他就是看起来酷得要命。前因后果确实很毁气氛，但他看起来还是很酷。
Everyone probably thought he looked like an actor which is why people also thought he looks badass. Though imo homeless people are always badass: Depending on where you live the Homeless have an unspoken, set of rules that if broken they essentially turn into the mafia.
每个人可能都认为他看起来像一个演员，这就是为什么人们也认为他看起来很坏。尽管在我看来，无家可归的人总是很坏：这取决于你住在哪里，无家可归的人有一套不言而喻的规则，如果违反了，他们就会变成黑手党。
True, as a previously homeless person, my group would help eachother. We didn't accept money from strangers because our country provides all we needed and the ones asking for money for food always used it for drugs. All of us were on the street by option, social hostels sucked.
是的，作为一个无家可归的人，我的团队会互相帮助。我们不接受陌生人的钱，因为我们的国家会提供我们所需的一切，而那些以“买食物”为借口要钱的人总是用这些钱去买毒品。我们所有人都是自己选择流浪街头的，社会招待所糟透了。
Why does everyone keep saying he's Japanese?
为什么每个人都说他是日本人?
I really should have said Asian but my point still stands
我真的应该说他是亚洲人，但我的观点仍然成立。
You’re point sort of sucks ass when you first claimed he was Japanese when he isn’t and that “weebs” need to treat him like normal…
In general it was a shit take…
当你一开始说他是日本人，而他并不是，以及“精日肥宅”应该平常对待他，你的观点已经站不住脚了……
Let's be honest it's not even because he's Japanese dude just looks really cool
老实说吧，根本不是因为他是日本人，而是因为他就是很酷。
I agree with you but in this case it has nothing to do with that, that guy trended even in china because of his looks. This has nothing to do with him being chinese and more about his looks
我同意你的观点，但这件事和那个没有关系，那个家伙在中国火起来是是因为他的长相，和他是中国人无关，更多的是他的长相。
Ty for saying this legit makes me uncomfortable as someone’s who’s Japanese
这样说让我一个日本人情何以堪。
He is Chinese tho
但他是中国人。
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Hey y’all, I wonder if y’all would rather be rich in a poor society or be poor in a rich society??
列为，我想知道你们想在一个穷国当富人，还是在一个富国当穷人？
Bruh who tf would pick poor in a rich society? My guy you just deadass asking rn if I'd rather be poor or rich. I'd rather be making millions in South Sudan then be barely scraping by in America.
兄弟，谁会选择在一个富裕的国家当穷人? 伙计，你这个问题很笨，还不如问我是想穷还是想富。我宁愿在南苏丹赚几百万，也不愿在美国勉强度日。
I mean, if you make Millions Zimbabwean Dollar it would amount to nothing?
我想说，如果你赚几百万的津巴布韦币，那也一文不值。
In this century almost all the countries that seem "forever poor" have a few guys doing quite well for themselves vacuuming up any wealth that comes anywhere near the country and making sure nothing changes
在这个世纪，几乎所有看起来“永远贫穷”的国家，都有一些人过得很好，他们把任何靠近这个国家的财富都吸走了，并确保没这种情况不会发生任何改变。
im already poor in a rich society
我已经在一个富国当穷人了。
How does it feels like? I’m genuinely curious
那是什么感觉？真的好奇。
It feels like you have to constantly decide between food, medicines and housing while also having massive anxiety about ending up homeless and then arrested for being homeless.
这种感觉就是，你必须一直在食物、药物和住房之间作出选择，同时还会极度焦虑，生怕落得无家可归的下场，然后因此被捕。
Ohh so it’s worse because things you need are way a lot more expensive due to the nation being more rich which inflate the price of stuff??
哦，所以说（在富国当穷人的）情况更糟，因为你需要的东西都要（比穷国）贵得多，因为更富有的国家，物价更高？
东西
日本东西
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战争罪
日本战争罪
PannerTanner
What do you mean by this meme ?? are you trying to say Japanese war crimes aren’t that bad or something
你这个梗是什么意思？你想说日本的战争罪没有那么严重吗？
I'm trying to show the stupidity of weebs, because they think Japan is a paradise. I am well aware that the Japanese war crimes were terrible. I'm sorry if people got it wrong
我想展示那些白痴肥宅的愚蠢，因为他们认为日本是天堂。我很清楚日本的战争罪行十分可怕。如果大家理解错了，我很抱歉。
Okay that’s completely based and understandable
好吧，这样说就完全有道理了，可以理解。
They were worse than the Nazis, to the point a nazi soldier saved a lot of people from the Japanese army
他们比纳粹更糟糕，以至于一个纳粹士兵曾经从日本军队手下救了很多人。
Oh I see, I also didn't understand it at first, that's based
哦，我明白了，我一开始也没搞懂，这个梗很有道理。
ight but if we are insistent on not fixing our homeless problem in America, we should at least have some classy homeless people
但如果我们坚持不解决美国的无家可归者问题，我们至少应该让那些无家可归者体面一点。
It's not my fault that Japan has cooler things
日本的东西更酷，又不是我的错。
He's Chinese dumbass
他是中国人，蠢逼。
same thing
都一样。
Big yike, man.
Though yes, their languages look incredibly similar. It’s hard to tell them apart.
吐你一脸。
但确实，他们的语言极其相似，很难分辨。
Thats like saying turkish and german are similiar because both of them have umlauts and written in latin
这就像说土耳其语和德语相似，因为它们都有元音变音，而且用拉丁文书写。
Like widespead sexism, crippling lonliness and demographic decay ?
比如（日本）广泛的性别歧视，严重的孤独和人口衰退?
And it's better in Freedom Burger Gun Land for one where surely employees *haven't* all been leaving establishments to be almost always understaffed, where there *isn't* shootings happening multiple times a week, dare I say just every other day from what I can hear.
那也比某个“自由/汉堡/枪之国”更好，因为这里的员工肯定不会总是离职，以至于商店总是人手不足，这里不会每周发生多次枪击事件，我敢说，就我所知，枪击事件每隔一天就会发生一次。
I don't care, US are trash obviously.
我不在乎，很明显美国很垃圾。
Hmm... oh are you French?
As in the "A LA VOLONTE DU PEUPLE" people?
If so, how's the revolution going on over there? Idk what is going on there exactly, but there's *always* one in there from what I've heard.
嗯……你是髪国人？
所谓的“革命老区”人士？
如果是这样，你们那里的革命进行的如何？我不知道那里是什么情况，但我听说那里总在革命。
Yes yes oui oui baguette
是的是的，我们顿顿吃法棍。
Oui oui baguette indeed
How's the revolution going? What are y'all revolting for this time again? I think I lost count like, 3 revolutions ago.
革命进行得怎么样了? 你们这次又要反抗什么? 我想我大概三次革命前就数不清了。
I let you educate yourself, you seem to have very funny ideas about France.
我建议你自己研究，你似乎对法国有些十分搞笑的想法。
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Y'all have funny ideas about Japan too.
That's just how it is when you tryna talk about issues in another country so bluntly like you live there or some shit.
So? Educate me then, because I've noted below actual-ass issues over there too.
你们对日本的想法也很搞笑。
当你谈论另一个国家的问题的时候，就会这样，就像你住在那里一样。
所以呢? 那就告诉我吧，因为我也在下面提出了一些相当实际的问题。
I said funny because what you said sounded very cliché.
我说搞笑是因为你说的东西十分的陈词滥调。
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These comments in a nutshell
这些评论简单的说就是。
（“乌鸦：日本好牛掰，
路人：这是中国的
乌鸦：……”）
Remind me of this
“I love japanese humour and culture.
perfect mix of being super polite,
modest and then cheeky!!
This is Chinese
oh wellthen I don't like it at all
”
让我想起这个：
“A：我喜欢日本人的幽默和文化，完美的融合了超级礼貌、谦逊，然后是顽皮！
B：这是中国人。
C：哦，我一点也不喜欢它。”
Lol that’s hilarious
哈哈，太搞笑了。
Chinese. He is Chinese. Not all Asians is Japanese for fuck same
中国人，他是中国人。并不是所有亚洲人都是日本人，TMD。
dont you get it by now? if they want to paint something in a postive light, its Japanese. If they want to paint it in the negative light, its Chinese. Been like this for decades now
你现在还不明白吗? 如果他们想正面描绘某个事情，就说那是日本的。如果他们想负面描绘这件事，就说那是中国的。这种情况已经几十年了。
Im ok with that Japan only got this treatment for being a dog of the US
我可以接受，因为日本人给美国当狗才有这种待遇的。
because America wants to portray China as a terrible place
因为美国想把中国描绘成一个糟糕的地方。
Sort of true tbh, that being said china still is a police state, cannot endorse what they do
老实说有一定真实性，但中国依然是个OO国家，他们做的事情我喜欢不来。
me moving to japan to live life as a homeless person
我要搬到日本当流浪汉去。
Suddenly I want to be a Japanese homeless man
我突然想当日本流浪汉了。
but he is Chinese??
但他是中国人。
I want to be a Chinese homeless man
我想成为中国流浪汉。
no， you just want to be a handsome man.
不，你只是想成为大帅比。
Damn right
说得对。
Japan is cool but one thing is certain and it will be a living nightmare to live in
日本确实很酷，但在那里生活就像噩梦。
But that guy lives in China, so...
但这个人生活在中国，所以……
His story is pretty interesting. Search up "Brother Sharp"
他的故事相当有趣，搜索“犀利哥”。
Actually, this meme can be traced back to China in 2010. Memories of youth come back again...
实际上，这个梗可以追溯到2010年代。年轻时的记忆再次浮现……
FUN FACT：Asia equal to Japan
有趣“事实”：亚洲等于日本。
Good thing = japan ,bad thing = china .. allways like that huh
好事日本，坏事中国，总是这样。
He's one of the informants in Yakuza
他是《如龙》里的一个告密者。
Yakuza don't take Chinese guys...
亚库扎不接收中国人……
There aren't any in China...
中国可没有亚库扎……
Weebs when they see a Japanese person.
肥宅们看到日本人就是这个鸟样。
he is a chinese,when everything they think it good this is Japanese even it is chinese
他是中国人，一切他们觉得好的东西，他们都觉得是日本的，即便其实是中国的。
He's not even Japanese which is why it's funnier.
他根本不是日本人，所以这件事就更好笑了。
If you really live in China for a while, you will find way cooler things(people) than Japan. That being said, lot of uncool things(people) too
如果你在中国生活一段时间，你会发现比日本酷的多的东西（人）。话虽如此，那里也有很多不酷的东西（人）。
Normal japanesee homeless Man who looks like a jojo protagonist
平平无奇的日本流浪汉都像个JOJO主人公。
Go Shinbasi or Nishinari, then You‘ll get how actual Japanese Homeless person be like
去Shinbasi或Nishinari，你就会知道日本流浪汉是什么样的。
Chinese or not this guy looks really cool to me, it reminds me of Nanba from Yakuza 7
无论是不是中国人，我真的觉得这家伙很酷，他让我想起《如龙7》里的Nanba。
“Just normal Japanese homeless men.”
“只是个平平无奇的日本流浪汉”。