什么东西可以偷？
What's okay to steal?
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Adobe全家桶。
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What's okay to steal?
什么东西可以偷？
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Digital goods that are no longer sold or distributed by any other means other than piracy
那些除了盗版之外，没有任何其他渠道销售或分配的数字商品。
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEAR!
你不可能下载一只熊！
I'd download your mom if there was a hard drive big enough.
我倒愿意下载你妈，只要有足够大的硬盘。
A your mom joke for the 21st century, and it's better than any I've ever heard before. Beautiful.
21世纪的你妈笑话，而且比我之前听过的任何一个都好。太棒了。
I wish we could more easily get the old need for speed games like underground 1 and 2 on pc.
我真希望我们能够更容易地把老一些的极品飞车游戏，比如地下狂飙1和2这些安装到电脑上。
One time Amazon sent me two of the same product but I only paid for and needed one, so I sent the extra back and got the refund. I like to think I stole from Amazon that day.
有一次亚马逊送了我两个相同的产品，但我只付了一件产品的钱。于是我把多送的那个送了回去，结果他们还给了我赔款。我觉得那天我算是从亚马逊偷到了东西。
Pens from a college admissions counselor at a college fair
大学介绍会上招生办的人手里的笔
Media and in particular games that have no longer first party releases and the only way to get them is through 3rd party overpriced sellers. In other words, it is morally just to emulate obscure vidja.
媒体，尤其是游戏，那些不再有第一方发布，唯一获取的方法就是通过第三方的定价过高的卖家的游戏。换句话说，用模拟器模拟那些游戏从道德上说是正确的。
honestly, pirates have saved SO MANY video games from oblivion.
说真话，盗版拯救了太多电子游戏。
Anything from the trash or dumpster , Anything!
一切从垃圾或者垃圾箱里捡来的东西，一切！
Adobe products
Adobe全家桶
I’m still using a copy of Photoshop 6 that fell off a truck back in 2000.
我仍然在用一份2000年从卡车上掉下来的Photoshop 6.
I’m using 7, on my XP Media Center Pro edition, which is cool because they both fell off different trucks…
我在用7，安装在我的Windows XP媒体中心专业版上，最酷的是这两个软件是从两个不同的卡车上掉下来的……
I hate the subscxtion model
我痛恨订阅模式
I’m in my 40’s and pirated my fair share of adobe products over the years. A few weeks ago my teenager was trying to find an old pc game on steam etc. and couldn’t even find a way to buy it. I showed him how to sail the high seas and find it. Today he came to me and said “dad, I found cracked adobe premiere and got it to work”. Don’t think I’ve ever been prouder
我今年四十多岁了。这些年来我的Adobe产品基本都是用的盗版。几星期前我家孩子想要在Steam上找一个老游戏，他甚至连买都买不到。于是我跟他讲了怎么找盗版，他找到了。今天跑过来跟我说，“爸，我发现了一个Adobe Premiere的破解版，装好用起来了。”我这辈子都没这么自豪过。
Teach him how to use a VPN so you don't get a DMCA letter in the near future.
教会他怎么用VPN，这样以后你就不会收到数字千年版权法的律师函了。
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个人经历出发。
WiFi from the Jack in the Box by my house.
隔壁老王家的WiFi。
Got through grad school leeching from an unsecured signal
我靠着一个没设密码的WiFi活到了研究生毕业
My first apt in 2010 didn't have wifi and there was no way 19 year old me could afford it. Luckly back in the day most people didn't secure their wifi so I had ~8 options.
我2010年住的第一栋公寓没有WiFi，当时我一个19岁的孩子也买不起。但是当时绝大多数人都不会给自己的WiFi设密码，所以我能从八个网里随便挑。
Living over a decade in Japan, I've come to the conclusion that umbrellas are fair game.
在日本生活了十年多之后，我得出的结论是雨伞可以随便拿。
Take an umbrella, leave an umbrella
拿一把雨伞，留一把雨伞
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“Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.”
“谁会特意买一把雨伞呢？你反正可以从咖啡馆门口的那些铁箱子里免费领。”
"Those belong to people"
“那些雨伞属于人民”
My first day in Japan it was raining, we bought an umbrella at a 7-11. A few blocks after purchasing one we found another, open and blowing down the street. I grabbed it and used it for the entire trip.
我到日本的第一天在下雨。我们在7-11买了把雨伞。走了几个街区之后，我们找到了另一把雨伞，打开着被吹着沿着街道往下滚。我就捡起了那把雨伞，整场旅程都在用它。
E-Textbooks
电子教材
Pearsons can go f* themselves.
皮尔逊（译注：国外知名教育出版社）可赶紧滚犊子吧
YES. The online textbook viewer is awful too.
没错。在线教材阅览器也很糟糕。
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有一次我不得不花230美元购买一本皮尔逊的数学书。我很讨厌那本书，并且在课后练习的答案里有一大堆错误答案……两周之后我把那本书退回去了，并且在网上找到了一本PDF.
Wrong answers? Excuse me? That should be straight up illegal
错误答案？你认真的？那就应该算是违法行为
its fucking everywhere. i had more difficulty in college because of wrong answer keys than from actual difficult concepts. and that shit was hard.
他妈的到处都是。我在大学里因为错误答案遇到的困难比真正难以理解的概念还多。这种东西很难应付。
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Yep because when you're learning material, it can be difficult to tell whether you're not getting it yet or whether the key is wrong.
没错，因为当你学习东西的时候，你会很难区分到底是自己还没学明白，还是这个答案错了。
Something that was stolen from you ♀️ I friend of mine had two of his horses stolen. Police told us “this is more trouble than it’s worth”, so we were on our own. We tracked down the horses and stole them back.
那些被从你身上偷走的东西。我和我朋友有两匹马被偷了。警察跟我们说“找它的麻烦比它自己的价值还大”，所以我们自己去找了。我们找到了那两匹马，把它们偷了回来。
How did you track down the horses? And steal them back? This seems like quite a story.
你是怎么找到马的？还能偷回来？我感觉这一定是个精彩的故事。
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Seriously the "more trouble than it's worth" part pisses me off. That's literally inviting vigilante justice in. That's how shit ends badly a lot of the time.
说真的，“找到花的功夫比它自己还值钱”这句话很气人。这就是在邀请民间治安会介入。绝大多数情况下结局都会很糟糕。
In Poland, it happens very often with minor crimes. Even if the victim gives the police enough info about the criminal such as name, address, telephone number, IP number, SMS history etc.
在波兰，那些不严重的犯罪经常会变成这种情况。就算受害者能够给警方提供罪犯足够的信息，比如姓名，地址，电话号码，IP号码，短信历史等等。
然后过几个星期，受害者就会收到一封信，说他的案件结案了，因为他们不能追踪到嫌疑人。
In the Philippines if you go into the police station and pay em $60 usd (about 30% a months minimum wage - a quite decent amount here) and bring your track my iPhone location they'll drive you across town in a squad car and bring you to the place it was last seen and yell at people in the general vicinity until you get your phone back. Like vogons for hire.
在菲律宾，如果你走到警察局里，然后付给他们60美元（差不多一个月基础工资的30%，所以还是挺大的一笔钱），然后把你的“追踪我的iPhone”定位信息给他们看，他们就会开着警车拉着你到你的手机最后出现的地方，然后在附近对人们开始大声喊，直到你把自己的手机拿回来。就像是沃贡人（译注：科幻小说《银河系漫游指南》中的一个种族）雇佣兵一样。
Your own bike back
把你自己的单车偷回来。
went to a friend's house and chained it outside. Not even 15 minutes pass, we walk out, chain has been cut and bikes gone. I even spotted the kid that stole it ride away in the distance.
之前去过朋友家，把车锁在外面了。15分钟不到，我们出来，链子就被剪开，车就被骑走了。我甚至能远远地看见那个偷了我的车的孩子。
我爸很生气，但这不是我的错。反正过了几个星期，我在一个游戏厅附近看到一个孩子在骑我的车。我知道那是我的车，因为那个偷我的车的孩子甚至懒得把我贴在车上的毒液和蜘蛛侠的贴纸揭下来。
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我取回自己的车的时候身边有三个朋友，所以那个偷车的孩子甚至连跟我争论或者骂我两句的胆子都没有。我跟他说把我的车还给我的时候，他只是安静地站在那里。
Never had my bike stolen, but definitely had shit stolen off of my bike. Lights, pedals, wheels, seat, chain, the fucking stem cap. I had to learn the name of that part just to find a replacement.
我从没被偷过自行车，但我被偷过不少自行车上的零部件。车灯，脚踏板，车轮，车座，链条，还有他妈的气门芯。我得查一查那东西叫什么，然后才能找到替换的部件。
Always make sure to get your serial number, it’s on the post below your pedals. I just had my bike stolen and that’s how the cops found it
永远记住你的序列号。序列号在你脚蹬下面的立柱上。我的车子刚被偷走，警察就是靠这个找到我的自行车的。
The cops found a stolen bike? Is that even possible?
警察能找到被偷的自行车？这可能吗？
Sometimes the thiefs aren't too smart and try to sell them at a pawn shop or used bike store. However, those types of stores are required to look up the bikes' serial numbers against a database of stolen bikes, so the thieves can be tracked down
有的时候偷车贼没那么聪明，想要把车子在当铺或者二手自行车店卖掉。然而，这些商店是需要查询自行车的序列号，然后与被偷的单车的数据库相对应的，所以就能追踪到偷车贼了。
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I work in a pawn shop. Every pawn ticket we write gets automatically downloaded into the police database at the end of the day. If someone is looking, it's pretty easy to find. However, the idea that pawn shops are a fence for stolen goods is a pretty outdated one. Every transaction requires a current ID. Most criminals aren't gonna steal something and go put it and their ID on file somewhere.
我就在当铺工作。我们开出的每一份当票在下班之后都会自动下载到警察局的数据库里。如果有人找的话，想要找到还挺容易的。然而，当铺是用来销赃的地方的这种想法其实已经挺过时了。每一笔交易都需要出示身份证明。绝大多数罪犯都不会偷完东西，就直接出去登记自己的身份证明。
Somebody broke into our band's practice space and stole a bunch of gear, my bass amp among it.
有人曾经闯进我们乐队排练的地方，然后偷走了不少设备。其中包括我的贝斯音箱。
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我们报了警。我没有序列号，但是我的音箱上面有很明显的标记。
几个星期之后我们去了几家当铺，所有人都说没见过这种音箱。
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又过了几个星期，在一家当铺发现了我的音箱，根本不会认错。他们打起了哈哈，我们报了警但是没有人过来，最终当铺把那个音箱卖给了我。
他们第一次就撒了谎——那个音箱就在店里藏着。然后他们跟我硬碰硬，跟我销赃。去他妈的当铺。
Academic papers and textbooks. The actual authors don't see a cent of it, it all goes to the publisher who get to charge like 40 bucks to read it once. Oh and also in order to submit to those journals, you have to pay for it.
学术文章和教材。真正的作者连一分钱都收不到，钱全都跑到了出版社的腰包里，他们的费用是40美元才能读一次。哦还有，为了把自己的文章提交到那些期刊上，你还得自掏腰包。
Definitely don't ever type "sci-hub.se" into your browser of you're looking for access to a paper. It certainly doesn't have a database of pirated journal articles, or really practically anything with a DOI..........
如果你想要找到某个论文，那绝对永远不要把"sci-hub.se"输入到你的浏览器里。那个网站肯定没有盗版期刊文章的数据库，或者任何与文献标识符相关的东西……
顺便，你也绝对不能以PDF形式下载这些文件。并且点击左边的“来源”也绝对不会把引用文章复制到你的剪贴板上。而且如果你的网络运营商把这个网站屏蔽了，那么你也绝对不会找到sci-hub.ru或者sci-hub.st这些镜像网址……
Or "libgen.is". Definitely doesn't have digital copies of nearly any novel, textbook or pretty much anything with an ISBN.
或者"libgen.is"。这些网站都绝对没有任何小说，课本或者与ISBN出版物有关的数字拷贝。
For academic articles, if you email the authors they'll almost always send you their paper for free and be really happy about it too
关于学术文章，如果你给作者发邮件的话，他们几乎是肯定会把自己的文章免费发给你的，并且他们也会觉得特别开心。
I don't have time to wait for a reply. My paper's citations are due tomorrow. Theft it is
我没时间等人回复了。我的论文引用明天就是截止日期了。只能偷了。
PhD student here. I'm as glued to email as anyone else. If someone asks for a pdf they're getting a pdf.
我是博士生。我和所有人一样重度依赖电子邮件。如果有人找我要一份PDF，我肯定会给他们一份PDF。
此外我们也经常会把论文的PDF上传到我们研究团队的网站上。只要搜索随便哪个大学的"（姓氏）教授 团队"就能找到我们的网站了。
I got nearly a whole $600 highly specialized textbook from the author's weird academic website.
我从作者那个诡异的学术网站上下载到了一份将近600美元的专业性极强的教科书。
也是在今天，一个我之前发过邮件的教授在8个月之后终于回复我了。时间长到我的研究生都毕业了……我不知道在学术界收邮件要花多久。从两次回复的频率之间平均一下的话，可能是100天吧。
Old Nintendo games. If they refuse to maintain their old game systems then there's nothing wrong with emulating them.
老的任天堂游戏。如果他们自己不愿意维护老式的游戏机系统，那你做个模拟器没有任何问题。
Yeah if you can't even buy a game anymore, there is no ethical argument against pirating.
没错，如果你连买这个游戏都买不到了，那么盗版就没什么违反道德的。
严格地说你确实可以找到一份旧的实体拷贝，但那也只是在给二道贩子打钱，而不是那些真的拥有这个游戏的产权的人。
Even if you found the hardware too, it might not even work anymore.
就算你找到了硬件也是一样，可能都不能正常运行了。
Some of my friends think lighters are ok to take when they please
我有些朋友觉得打火机可以随便拿。
Generic Bics or awesome Zippos?
是普通的塑料打火机还是牛逼的Zippo？
因为塑料打火机没有主人，它们只会从一个口袋移民到另一个口袋。
但Zippo是要用一辈子的。
Yeah, back when I used to smoke my take was basically if you intentionally steal someone’s lighter, that’s a dick move. But accidentally taking them was just an inevitably on some level. Although certain people are far more prone to it than others XD
没错，以前我抽烟的时候，我的立场就是如果你故意偷别人的打火机，那就是混蛋。但是如果不小心拿了别人的打火机，那某种程度上是不可避免的。当然某些人比别人更倾向于不小心拿。
Fruit from the neighbors tree that overlaps into your property
邻居家垂到你家院子里的水果
You lemon stealing whore
你这个偷柠檬的贱货
At this point, insulin.
按现在这个情况，胰岛素。
From companies though, not from diabetics that’d be extra fucked up
当然是从公司偷，而不是从糖尿病人手里，不然就是加倍的完蛋了。
Well that would have been good to know. Now I’ve indirectly killed 3 diabetics.
噢我现在才知道可能有点晚了。现在我已经间接杀死了三个糖尿病人了。
It's alright mate, no diabetic is coming for revenge. It's far too sweet.
没关系兄弟，糖尿病人是不会复仇的。复仇太甜蜜了。
After giving birth, anything in the hospital room that’s not nailed down.
在生完孩子之后，病房里只要不是被钉子钉死的东西。
Ma’am, please put the nurse back where you found her.
女士，请把护士归还到她原来的位置。
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You DID say this is my nurse !
你说过那是我的护士的！
Kid was in NICU for two weeks after birth. The nurses would give me a new pack of preemie diapers every time I used more than 2 or 3 from a pack of 20, same for those Similac nursettes that came in six packs. I swear I went home with hundreds of diapers and formula bottles. Bless them.
我的宝宝出生之后在新生儿重症监护室呆了两星期。每次我从一包二十张的早产儿纸尿裤里拿两三张之后，护士就会再给我一整包。还有雅培六个一包的一次性奶瓶。我回家的时候带了几百个纸尿裤和奶粉瓶。上帝保佑他们。
I second this. I was too tired to breastfeed so my daughter was formula fed during the hospital stay. A nurse was able to sneak in a duffel bag full of formula for us to take home on discharge day. Bless her heart.
我也是。我太累了，没办法给女儿喂奶，所以我女儿在医院的时候吃的是奶粉。有个护士在我们回家的时候偷偷给我们送了一大手提袋的奶粉。保佑她的好心肠。
It gets thrown away when you leave so…take it!! Less work for us. Also, formula and diapers are given free to hospital to create new consumers for that brand. We hand them off like hot cakes to help families but also, to screw the mega corporations. We are like drug dealers getting you addicted to pampers or Huggies, lol!
反正你走了之后也会被扔掉，所以拿着吧！对于我们来说要干的活也更少一些。还有，奶粉和纸尿裤都是免费捐给医院的，这样就能给那个牌子带来更多的消费者。我们会像烫手的山芋一样赶紧分给新生儿的家庭，同时也是为了给那些大集团多搞点麻烦。我们就像毒贩一样，让你们对帮宝适和好奇这些品牌上瘾，哈哈！
I remember being discharged after giving birth, the recovery nurse came into my room with a bag full of diapers. She saw me putting the unused bottles of formula into a bad, she briefly left the room and came back in with another two or three packs and silently shoved them into my bag. Bless the nurses.
我记得在生完孩子出院之后，康复护士拿着一大包纸尿裤走进我的房间。她看见我把没用过的奶瓶扔到垃圾桶里，于是走出房门，又拿了两三包奶粉，悄悄塞进了我的包里。上帝保佑这些护士。
Hotel soap
酒店的香皂。
You're not stealing it though, you pay for it in the cost of the room.
但你这不算是在偷，这都算在房间的成本里了。
Yep. It turns out that if you don't use it, they have to throw it out.
没错。如果你不用的话，他们就得扔掉。
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I know one hotel chain tried to sanitize them and reuse them. But mostly they throw them away, and it’s so wasteful
我知道有一个连锁酒店会把香皂洗干净之后重新用。但是绝大多数情况下都会直接扔掉，太浪费了。
Apparently a few grapes from the grocery store
超市里的几粒葡萄。
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As a toddler, it was spinach at the produce section. I loved eating the damp spinach leaves, my parents were less than thrilled but the employees always laughed and turned a blind eye. It wasn’t everyday they saw a toddler steal vegetables, and they probably weren’t paid enough to care.
我还是小孩的时候，最喜欢的是农产品区的菠菜。我特别喜欢吃潮湿的菠菜叶子，我父母对此一点也不满意，但是超市员工总是笑呵呵的，并且就当没看见。他们并不会每天都看见一个小屁孩来偷蔬菜，而且他们的工资也很可能不至于多到让他们管这种事。
Quite the opposite, we're encouraged to let it happen
恰恰相反，我们有动机去鼓励这种事情发生。
哪个更重要，是一片菠菜叶子，还是一个愿意让自己爸妈多买一会儿东西，让他们总是来这个超市买菜的满意的小孩儿？
As someone who worked in security for years, I would turn a blind eye to parents stealing baby food, milk and nappies.
作为一个在安保领域工作过很多年的人，我对于那些偷窃婴儿食品，牛奶和纸尿布的家长们会睁一只眼闭一只眼。