德国安乐死组织表示，它只会协助已经接种了Covid-19疫苗的人安乐死
German euthanasia group says it will only carry out assisted suicides on people vaccinated against Covid-19
译文简介
怎么说呢，确实充满了黑色幽默的味道。
正文翻译
German euthanasia group says it will only carry out assisted suicides on people vaccinated against Covid-19
By LAUREN LEWIS FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 04:22 EST, 30 November 2021
German euthanasia group has said prospective clients must comply with 2G rule
Requires people to be fully vaccinated or have recently recovered from Covid-19
Clinic said rule applies to clients because euthanasia involves 'human closeness'
德国安乐死组织表示，它只会协助已经接种了Covid-19疫苗的人安乐死
作者：劳伦·刘易斯 发表于： 2021 年 11 月 30 日
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
By LAUREN LEWIS FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 04:22 EST, 30 November 2021
German euthanasia group has said prospective clients must comply with 2G rule
Requires people to be fully vaccinated or have recently recovered from Covid-19
Clinic said rule applies to clients because euthanasia involves 'human closeness'
德国安乐死组织表示，它只会协助已经接种了Covid-19疫苗的人安乐死
作者：劳伦·刘易斯 发表于： 2021 年 11 月 30 日
原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处
德国安乐死组织表示，潜在客户必须遵守 2G 规则
要求人们完全接种疫苗或最近从 Covid-19 中康复
协会表示该规则适用于此类客户群体，因为安乐死涉及到“人与人之间的密切接触”
A German euthanasia group has said clients must be vaccinated against Covid-19 before they can undergo assisted suicide.
German Euthanasia Association Verein Sterbehilfe has announced prospective clients will have to comply with the country's 2G rule - where premises can choose to deny entry to those who are not vaccinated ('geimpft' in German) or who have recovered ('genesen') from the virus.
The clinic said euthanasia and preparatory examinations require 'human closeness' meaning that under German law everyone involved must comply with the 2G rule.
一个德国安乐死组织表示，其目标客户必须先接种Covid-19疫苗，然后才能对其辅助自杀。
德国安乐死协会 Verein Sterbehilfe 宣布，潜在的客户必须遵守该国的 2G 规则——公共场所有权选择拒绝未接种病毒疫苗（德语为“geimpft”）或已康复（“genesen”）的人员进入。
该协会表示，安乐死和检查准备都需要“人性化接触”，这意味着根据德国法律，所有相关人员都必须遵守 2G 规则。
German Euthanasia Association Verein Sterbehilfe has announced prospective clients will have to comply with the country's 2G rule - where premises can choose to deny entry to those who are not vaccinated ('geimpft' in German) or who have recovered ('genesen') from the virus.
The clinic said euthanasia and preparatory examinations require 'human closeness' meaning that under German law everyone involved must comply with the 2G rule.
一个德国安乐死组织表示，其目标客户必须先接种Covid-19疫苗，然后才能对其辅助自杀。
德国安乐死协会 Verein Sterbehilfe 宣布，潜在的客户必须遵守该国的 2G 规则——公共场所有权选择拒绝未接种病毒疫苗（德语为“geimpft”）或已康复（“genesen”）的人员进入。
该协会表示，安乐死和检查准备都需要“人性化接触”，这意味着根据德国法律，所有相关人员都必须遵守 2G 规则。
'Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness,' the Association said in a statement on November 19.
'Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.'
It explained the decision was based on the 'difficult task of balancing the protection of our members, employees and doctors with the practical organization of our everyday life in the association.'
Around 68 per cent of Germany's 83 million population are full jabbed and about 10 per cent have had a booster dose but officials have branded a recent surge in cases a 'pandemic of the unvaccinated'.
该协会在 11 月 19 日的一份声明中说：“对我们希望接受安乐死的成员的自愿性责任的审查需要人与人之间的密切接触。”
“然而，人员密切接触是新型冠状病毒传播的先决条件和温床。截至今日，2G规则仍适用于本协会，并辅以与上述情况相关的措施，例如在封闭房间内进行之前的快速测试。
它解释说，该决定是基于“在保护我们的会员、员工和医生与日常生活的实际组织间取得平衡的艰巨任务”。
在德国 8300 万人口中，约有 68% 的人接种了疫苗，约 10% 的人接种了加强剂，但官员们将最近的病例激增称为“未接种疫苗的大流行”。
'Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.'
It explained the decision was based on the 'difficult task of balancing the protection of our members, employees and doctors with the practical organization of our everyday life in the association.'
Around 68 per cent of Germany's 83 million population are full jabbed and about 10 per cent have had a booster dose but officials have branded a recent surge in cases a 'pandemic of the unvaccinated'.
该协会在 11 月 19 日的一份声明中说：“对我们希望接受安乐死的成员的自愿性责任的审查需要人与人之间的密切接触。”
“然而，人员密切接触是新型冠状病毒传播的先决条件和温床。截至今日，2G规则仍适用于本协会，并辅以与上述情况相关的措施，例如在封闭房间内进行之前的快速测试。
它解释说，该决定是基于“在保护我们的会员、员工和医生与日常生活的实际组织间取得平衡的艰巨任务”。
在德国 8300 万人口中，约有 68% 的人接种了疫苗，约 10% 的人接种了加强剂，但官员们将最近的病例激增称为“未接种疫苗的大流行”。
The 2G rule has sparked controversy in Germany, where premises are also given the option of following the 3G rule - which means those who can present a negative coronavirus test can also be served.
The rules apply to leisure, cultural and sporting events, and hospitality venues as well as to body-related services and hotels. It allows premises imposing the rules to drop mask-wearing and social distancing rules.
Several million German adults are still not yet vaccinated, and authorities have tried to incentivise them to take the jab through punishing measures such as this.
Germany reported another 45,753 new coronavirus cases and 388 deaths on Tuesday, but the seven-day incidence of cases per 100,000 people fell slightly for the first time in three weeks.
The Robert Koch Institute for infectious diseases reported that 452.2 people per 100,000 were infected in the last week, down from 452.4 on Monday and the first fall since early November.
The number of new cases was still 427 more than a week ago, but the pace of weekly increase has been flattening in the last few days.
2G 规则在德国引发了争议，那里的公共场所也可以选择遵循 3G 规则——这意味着也可以为那些冠状病毒检测呈阴性的人提供服务。
这些规则适用于休闲、文化和体育赛事、招待场所以及与身体相关的服务和酒店。它允许实施3G规则的场所放弃戴口罩和保持社交距离的规则。
数百万德国成年人仍未接种疫苗，当局试图通过此类惩罚措施来激励他们接种疫苗。
德国周二报告了另外 45,753 例新的冠状病毒病例和 388 例死亡，但每 100,000 人的 7 天病例发生率三周来首次小幅下降。
罗伯特科赫传染病研究所报告说，上周每 10 万人中有 452.2 人被感染，低于周一的 452.4 人，也是自 11 月初以来的首次下降。
一周前的新增病例数仍为427例，但最近几天每周病例增加的速度已经趋于平缓。
The rules apply to leisure, cultural and sporting events, and hospitality venues as well as to body-related services and hotels. It allows premises imposing the rules to drop mask-wearing and social distancing rules.
Several million German adults are still not yet vaccinated, and authorities have tried to incentivise them to take the jab through punishing measures such as this.
Germany reported another 45,753 new coronavirus cases and 388 deaths on Tuesday, but the seven-day incidence of cases per 100,000 people fell slightly for the first time in three weeks.
The Robert Koch Institute for infectious diseases reported that 452.2 people per 100,000 were infected in the last week, down from 452.4 on Monday and the first fall since early November.
The number of new cases was still 427 more than a week ago, but the pace of weekly increase has been flattening in the last few days.
2G 规则在德国引发了争议，那里的公共场所也可以选择遵循 3G 规则——这意味着也可以为那些冠状病毒检测呈阴性的人提供服务。
这些规则适用于休闲、文化和体育赛事、招待场所以及与身体相关的服务和酒店。它允许实施3G规则的场所放弃戴口罩和保持社交距离的规则。
数百万德国成年人仍未接种疫苗，当局试图通过此类惩罚措施来激励他们接种疫苗。
德国周二报告了另外 45,753 例新的冠状病毒病例和 388 例死亡，但每 100,000 人的 7 天病例发生率三周来首次小幅下降。
罗伯特科赫传染病研究所报告说，上周每 10 万人中有 452.2 人被感染，低于周一的 452.4 人，也是自 11 月初以来的首次下降。
一周前的新增病例数仍为427例，但最近几天每周病例增加的速度已经趋于平缓。
As German hospitals have been swamped by the fourth wave of the pandemic in recent weeks, Germany has introduced restrictions on unvaccinated people and sought to ramp up the roll-out of booster shots.
Chancellor Angela Merkel, her designated successor Olaf Scholz and regional leaders are due to meet on Tuesday to discuss how to respond to the crisis, especially after cases of the new Omicron variant were detected in the country.
Many politicians have been calling for tighter restrictions as intensive care units, especially in eastern and southern Germany, reach their limits.
In February 2020, German lawmakers overturned an earlier ban on assisted suicide in a landmark ruling at the country's top court. The judgement decided a 2015 law banning professional assisted suicide was unconstitutional.
The milestone decision raised eyebrows by explicitly stating that people have 'the right to a self-determined death', and that the right to assisted suicide services should not be limited to the seriously or incurably ill.
The verdict was a major victory for terminally ill patients, doctors and assisted suicide organisations who brought the case.
由于最近几周德国的医院被第四波大流行所淹没，德国对未接种疫苗的人实施了限制，并试图加大加强疫苗注射的力度。
德国总理安格拉·默克尔、她指定的继任者奥拉夫·舒尔茨和地区领导人定于周二会面，讨论如何应对危机，尤其是在该国发现新的 Omicron 变种病例之后。
随着重症监护病房（尤其是在德国东部和南部）达到极限，许多政界人士一直呼吁采取更严格的限制措施。
2020 年 2 月，德国立法者在该国最高法院的一项具有里程碑意义的裁决中推翻了早先对协助自杀的禁令。判决裁定 2015 年禁止专业协助自杀的法律违宪。
这一里程碑式的决定明确指出人们“有权自行决定是否寻求死亡”，并且获得协助自杀服务的权利不应仅限于重病或无法治愈的病人。
对于提起此案诉讼的绝症患者、医生和协助自杀组织，该判决是一项重大胜利。
Chancellor Angela Merkel, her designated successor Olaf Scholz and regional leaders are due to meet on Tuesday to discuss how to respond to the crisis, especially after cases of the new Omicron variant were detected in the country.
Many politicians have been calling for tighter restrictions as intensive care units, especially in eastern and southern Germany, reach their limits.
In February 2020, German lawmakers overturned an earlier ban on assisted suicide in a landmark ruling at the country's top court. The judgement decided a 2015 law banning professional assisted suicide was unconstitutional.
The milestone decision raised eyebrows by explicitly stating that people have 'the right to a self-determined death', and that the right to assisted suicide services should not be limited to the seriously or incurably ill.
The verdict was a major victory for terminally ill patients, doctors and assisted suicide organisations who brought the case.
由于最近几周德国的医院被第四波大流行所淹没，德国对未接种疫苗的人实施了限制，并试图加大加强疫苗注射的力度。
德国总理安格拉·默克尔、她指定的继任者奥拉夫·舒尔茨和地区领导人定于周二会面，讨论如何应对危机，尤其是在该国发现新的 Omicron 变种病例之后。
随着重症监护病房（尤其是在德国东部和南部）达到极限，许多政界人士一直呼吁采取更严格的限制措施。
2020 年 2 月，德国立法者在该国最高法院的一项具有里程碑意义的裁决中推翻了早先对协助自杀的禁令。判决裁定 2015 年禁止专业协助自杀的法律违宪。
这一里程碑式的决定明确指出人们“有权自行决定是否寻求死亡”，并且获得协助自杀服务的权利不应仅限于重病或无法治愈的病人。
对于提起此案诉讼的绝症患者、医生和协助自杀组织，该判决是一项重大胜利。
It is a sensitive subject in Germany as the Nazis used what they euphemistically called 'euthanasia' to exterminate around 200,000 disabled people.
The existing law, known as Paragraph 17, was passed in 2015 and aimed at barring associations dedicated to helping patients wanting to die. It also meant medical personnel faced prosecution for prescribing life-terminating drugs.
In 2017, a lower court ruled that officials could not refuse lethal medication in extreme cases, creating confusion among doctors.
The plaintiffs' argued that Germany's constitution guarantees personal freedom and dignity, which they said includes the right to choose when and how to die.
The court agreed, and found the restrictions imposed by Paragraph 217 made it 'impossible' for people to receive help from third party professionals in Germany, who faced a fine or up to three years in prison under then old law.
This left German patients turning to family members or loved ones for help, some getting life-terminating medicine from abroad.
Judge Vosskuhle said at the time those who wanted to offer suicide assistance must be legally allowed to, without however being forced to do so.
安乐死在德国是一个敏感话题，因为纳粹德国曾经使用他们委婉地称之为“安乐死”的方法杀害了大约 200,000 名残疾人。（译注：T-4行动计划，旨在“清除无生存价值的生命”，消灭对象主要为德国重疾残障人士、精神病患者甚至是孤儿院孤儿等，从1941年开始，甚至一直延续到德国投降后的1945年7月，杀害人数估计为20-25万人）
现有法律，即第 17 条，于 2015 年通过，旨在禁止致力于帮助想要死亡的患者的协会。这也意味着医务人员如开具终止生命的药物将面临刑事起诉。
2017 年，下级法院裁定官员在极端情况下不能拒绝致命药物，这在医生之间造成了混乱。
原告辩称，德国宪法保障个人自由和尊严，包括选择死亡时间和死亡方式的权利。
法院同意，并认为第 217 条施加的限制使人们“不可能”从德国的第三方专业人士那里获得帮助，根据当时的旧法律，他们将面临罚款或最高三年的监禁。
这让德国重症患者转向家人或亲人寻求帮助，有些人从国外获得终止生命的药物。
Vosskuhle 法官当时表示，那些想要提供自杀援助的人必须在法律上得到允许，但不得被迫这样做。
The existing law, known as Paragraph 17, was passed in 2015 and aimed at barring associations dedicated to helping patients wanting to die. It also meant medical personnel faced prosecution for prescribing life-terminating drugs.
In 2017, a lower court ruled that officials could not refuse lethal medication in extreme cases, creating confusion among doctors.
The plaintiffs' argued that Germany's constitution guarantees personal freedom and dignity, which they said includes the right to choose when and how to die.
The court agreed, and found the restrictions imposed by Paragraph 217 made it 'impossible' for people to receive help from third party professionals in Germany, who faced a fine or up to three years in prison under then old law.
This left German patients turning to family members or loved ones for help, some getting life-terminating medicine from abroad.
Judge Vosskuhle said at the time those who wanted to offer suicide assistance must be legally allowed to, without however being forced to do so.
安乐死在德国是一个敏感话题，因为纳粹德国曾经使用他们委婉地称之为“安乐死”的方法杀害了大约 200,000 名残疾人。（译注：T-4行动计划，旨在“清除无生存价值的生命”，消灭对象主要为德国重疾残障人士、精神病患者甚至是孤儿院孤儿等，从1941年开始，甚至一直延续到德国投降后的1945年7月，杀害人数估计为20-25万人）
现有法律，即第 17 条，于 2015 年通过，旨在禁止致力于帮助想要死亡的患者的协会。这也意味着医务人员如开具终止生命的药物将面临刑事起诉。
2017 年，下级法院裁定官员在极端情况下不能拒绝致命药物，这在医生之间造成了混乱。
原告辩称，德国宪法保障个人自由和尊严，包括选择死亡时间和死亡方式的权利。
法院同意，并认为第 217 条施加的限制使人们“不可能”从德国的第三方专业人士那里获得帮助，根据当时的旧法律，他们将面临罚款或最高三年的监禁。
这让德国重症患者转向家人或亲人寻求帮助，有些人从国外获得终止生命的药物。
Vosskuhle 法官当时表示，那些想要提供自杀援助的人必须在法律上得到允许，但不得被迫这样做。
Where is assisted dying legal in Europe?
Assisted dying refers to both voluntary active euthanasia and physician-assisted death, when a patient's life is ended at their request.
Only three countries in Europe approve of assisted dying as a whole: Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
The first two even recognise requests from minors under strict circumstances, while Luxembourg excludes them from the legislation.
Germany, Switzerland, Germany, Finland, and Austria allow physician-assisted death under specific circumstances.
Countries such as Spain, Sweden, England, Italy, Hungary, and Norway allow passive euthanasia under strict circumstances.
Passive euthanasia is when a patient suffering from an incurable disease dies because doctors stops doing something necessary to keep them alive.
Sources: Euronews
扩展阅读：在欧洲，辅助死亡在哪些地方是合法的？
辅助死亡是指自愿安乐死和医生辅助患者死亡，当患者的生命在他们的主动要求下结束时。
整个欧洲只有三个国家批准协助死亡：比利时、荷兰和卢森堡。
前两个甚至承认在严格的情况下未成年人安乐死的请求，而卢森堡将这种情况排除在立法外。
德国、瑞士、德国、芬兰和奥地利允许在特定情况下医护人员可以协助患者死亡。
西班牙、瑞典、英国、意大利、匈牙利和挪威等国家在严格的情况下允许被动安乐死。
被动安乐死是指患有不治之症的病人因为医生停止做一些必要的维持患者生命的事情来寻求死亡。
Assisted dying refers to both voluntary active euthanasia and physician-assisted death, when a patient's life is ended at their request.
Only three countries in Europe approve of assisted dying as a whole: Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
The first two even recognise requests from minors under strict circumstances, while Luxembourg excludes them from the legislation.
Germany, Switzerland, Germany, Finland, and Austria allow physician-assisted death under specific circumstances.
Countries such as Spain, Sweden, England, Italy, Hungary, and Norway allow passive euthanasia under strict circumstances.
Passive euthanasia is when a patient suffering from an incurable disease dies because doctors stops doing something necessary to keep them alive.
Sources: Euronews
扩展阅读：在欧洲，辅助死亡在哪些地方是合法的？
辅助死亡是指自愿安乐死和医生辅助患者死亡，当患者的生命在他们的主动要求下结束时。
整个欧洲只有三个国家批准协助死亡：比利时、荷兰和卢森堡。
前两个甚至承认在严格的情况下未成年人安乐死的请求，而卢森堡将这种情况排除在立法外。
德国、瑞士、德国、芬兰和奥地利允许在特定情况下医护人员可以协助患者死亡。
西班牙、瑞典、英国、意大利、匈牙利和挪威等国家在严格的情况下允许被动安乐死。
被动安乐死是指患有不治之症的病人因为医生停止做一些必要的维持患者生命的事情来寻求死亡。
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LOL that's so funny
哈哈，太有趣了
Germans are hilarious.
德国人很幽默。
The staff at the clinic don't want to die or get sick, normal I think.
诊所的工作人员不想死或生病，我想这很正常。
Again, thanks for the laugh
再次谢谢，令我捧腹
What utter nonsense to insist people who are going to die be vaccinated against the possibility of dying.
坚持要对即将死亡的人接种疫苗以防止死亡的可能性，这完全是胡说八道。
Laughing out load for the first time today, thank you.
今天第一次笑出声来，谢谢。
The vaxxed will euthanise themselves in time they dont need help.
瘾君子们会在不需要帮助的情况下对自己实施安乐死。
Speechless.
无语了
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This is like a south park episode!
这就像南方公园里的情节！
If you intend to end your life taking the jab really makes no difference
如果你打算结束你的生命，注射真的没什么区别
Vaccine doesnt stop you from spreading it! how many times do people need to hear that
疫苗并不能阻止病毒的传播！人们需要听到多少次
The need to be careful else they could end up killing someone.
auto_awesome
Did you mean: The need to be careful else they would end up killing someone.
需要小心，否则他们最终可能会杀了什么人。
This is truly disturbing. Prolonging someone's suffering is inhumane. These people should be ashamed of themselves.
这确实令人不安。 延长这些人的痛苦是不人道的。 这些人应该为自己感到羞耻。
So they won't kill you unless you are vaccinated. On what planet does that make sense?
所以除非你接种了疫苗，否则他们不会杀死你。这在哪个星球上有意义？
This one.. Earth... where we are no longer interested in logic or facts or humanity.
就是这个星球……地球……我们不再对逻辑、事实或人性感兴趣。
That's a stupidity and euthanasia is a right that should be guaranteed by the public healthcare system. Sick people are patients, not clients. Health can't be a business.
这是愚蠢的，安乐死是一项应该由公共医疗保健系统保障的权利。生病的人是病人，而不是客户。健康不应该成为一门生意。
If the staff are injected with the 'so called' vaccine won't they be protected? Oh, I remember the 'so called' vaccine isn't really a vaccine it's immune gene therapy which just mucks up your immune system.
如果工作人员注射了“所谓的”疫苗，他们就不会受到保护吗？哦，我记得“所谓的”疫苗并不是真正的疫苗，它是免疫基因疗法，它只会破坏您的免疫系统。
Hahahaha you have to be vaccinated in order to die, is it now a condition of entering heaven.
哈哈哈哈你必须打疫苗才能死，这个现在是上天堂的条件了吗？
So you'll need to have taken a jab that does nothing other than possibly lesson your symptoms, in order to get another one which contains the ultimate symptom. Not sure If to laugh or cry.
因此，您需要进行一次注射，除了可能会引起您的不适症状之外什么都做不了，只是为了获得另一次包含最终终结的注射。不确定该笑还是该哭。
Probably I should not have laughed as I read that you have to be vaccinated to enjoy a peaceful death - but it did hit my funny bone.
当我读到你必须接种疫苗才能享受平静的死亡时，我可能不应该笑 - 但它确实击中了我的笑点。
We can't kill you, unless you are healthy? Bizarre....
除非你身体健康，否则我们不能杀了你？多么诡异……
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I heard this last night on the news and my head almost exploded from the irony of it all. Unbelievable.
昨晚我在新闻中听到了这个消息，我的脑子几乎从这一切的讽刺中爆炸了。 难以置信。
Just do the deed yourself. If you want friends and family there so be it. There's plenty of fentanyl and fentanyl laced heroin around these days. Just grab a couple of grams, swallow it, and the pearly gates will appear. No pain. No need for a vaccine, a doctor, or Germany.
自己做就行了。 如果你想要朋友和家人，那就去吧。 这些天有很多芬太尼和芬太尼混合海洛因。 抓几克吞下，天国之门就会出现。 不痛、不需要打疫苗、医生或德国政府批准。
Why would someone wanting to kill themselves get jabbed to protect themselves? This story is nonsense.
为什么想要自杀的人会被注射以保护自己？ 真是个胡说八道的故事。
My God!!!! What hypocrisy!! People have themselves vaccinated to protect themselves from dying of Covid but are prepared to be murdered by end of life fanatics???? You could not make this up!!!!!
天哪！！！！ 如此虚伪！！ 人们得自己接种疫苗以保护自己免于死于 Covid，但准备好被安乐死狂热分子谋杀？？？？ 这是你编不出来的！！！！！
Oh the irony: they are finishing you off with the vaccie, but won't help you to go without suffering. These people really are e vil.
具有讽刺意味的是：他们正在用疫苗结束你的生活，但拒绝帮助你结束痛苦。 这些人真邪恶。
The Germans are quite famous for this are they not?
德国佬一向因此知名，不是吗？
Just like ensuring prisoners had to be declared healthy before they were executed.
就像确保囚犯在被处决之前必须被宣布为健康一样。
Too late, they're euthanising themselves already
太晚了，他们已经在对自己实施安乐死了！
so if you do not get vaccinated, they will not kill you? hmmmmmmm, let me think about this.
所以如果你不接种疫苗，他们就不会杀死你？ 嗯嗯嗯，让我先想想。
So between having the two shots and a booster, these poor souls would have to wait at least five months before being allowed to die? Is this not the sickest joke ever?
那么在两次注射和一次加强针之间，这些可怜的灵魂必须至少等五个月才能被允许死亡？ 这不是有史以来最恶心的笑话吗？
And they say the Germans don't have a sense of humour. It reads like a Monty Python sketch. "Here for the euthanasia?" "Yes good, down the hall, first left. Oh, have you your vaccination card?" "No?, Oh sorry".
有些人说德国佬没有幽默感。可这篇新闻读起来就像蒙提·派森喜剧节目一样（英国喜剧组合，类似美国《辛普森一家人》）。 “您来这儿是为了安乐死？” “好的，在大厅里，左边第一个窗口。哦，您带了您的疫苗接种卡吗？” “没有？，哦对不起”。
Oh thanks for the good old laugh. It was needed tonight.
哦，谢谢你的笑话，今晚能用得上。
so you have to get vaccinated to die, to protect the staff who are already vaccinated with a vaccine that they clearly don't believe protects them. A vaccines primary function is to protect the recipient.
所以你必须接种疫苗才能死亡，以此保护已经接种疫苗的员工，他们显然不相信可以保护他们。 疫苗的主要功能是保护接种者。
So you have to be vaccinated to prevent death in order to die. Makes perfect sense(sarcasm)
因此，您必须接种疫苗以防止死亡才能死亡。 很有道理（多么讽刺）
The Germans are going crazy again.
德国佬又发疯了。
Ludicrous, so someone suffering a terminal illness, avoiding the vaccine for perceived medical reasons suffers. Makes no sense.
可笑，患有绝症的人由各种医学原因一般要避免接种疫苗。 这一点意义也没有。
Oh sure they want to [hope] see if the jab kills you first.??.. the most ridiculous thing I have ever read... I hope this is fake news...
哦，他们肯定希望看看接种疫苗是不是会先杀死你。??.. 这是我读过的最荒谬的事情......我希望这是假新闻......
They will be out of business soon. The jab will be doing their work for them.
他们很快就会倒闭。 接种疫苗将替他们做他们应该干的事儿。