现实中发生的事往往比你想象得更加魔幻
Facts don''t care about your feelings
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图（一个人一生要花7年的时间躺在床上，试图入睡 - 比美国内战时的南部邦联存在时间还要长3年。）
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Lord of the Rings pre-pro began in 1997 and Fellowship came out in 2001. It took just as long to prepare to film the Lord of the Rings as the entire length of the confederacy.
MINAS TIRITH WILL RISE AGAIN
《指环王》于1997年正式开始立项，2001年《指环王1：护戒使者》面世。准备拍摄《指环王》的时间和拍摄整个南部邦联存在的时间一样长。
米纳斯提力斯牛逼！
curious_meerkat
The Confederacy won the reconstruction and survived as a shadow nation which controlled state governments and built an apartheid state in the South.
It fought civil rights through every decade of the 20th century up until a Democratic president signed the Civil Rights Act, switched party allegiance after that, and now exists as the Republican party trying to execute fascist coups so they can continue a white nationalist apartheid state.
You all need to understand that people still wave Confederate flags because it didn't die, and like every fairy tale evil not completely destroyed root and stem, it's been regaining strength in the dark places.
南部邦联成功重建，并作为一个影子国家幸存下来，这个国家控制着各州政府，并在南部建立了一个种族隔离的国家。
它在20世纪的每个十年都在争取独立，直到一位民主党总统签署了《民权法案》，并在那之后改变了立场，它现在作为共和党的形式存在，试图让法西斯掌权，以便他们能够继续维持一个白人民族主义种族隔离国家。
你们都需要知道的是，人们仍然挥舞着南方邦联的旗帜，因为南方邦联没有消亡，就像每个童话故事中的邪恶反派没有被完全摧毁一样，它一直在黑暗中恢复力量。
dogbolter4
It’s petty, but for the Confederacy and all their followers? I’ll allow it.
也许吧，但对邦联和他们所有的追随者来说？对付他们小事一桩，我随他们去哦。
gordonpown
Wait really? 10% of my life assuming a 70 year life expectancy? Over 2 hours every day trying to fall asleep?
Would be a good joke if it were true.
等等，真的吗？假设我的预期寿命为70岁，我生命的10%？每天花费超过2小时只是试图入睡？
如果这是真的，那将是一个很搞笑的笑话。
Menouille
Yeah, humour aside, this stat is garbage
是的，除了图一乐，这就是开局一张图内容全靠编
domesticatedprimate
Actually I think you can go further. I spend most of my day trying to stay awake, and most of the night trying to fall asleep.
Basically, they're the same thing.
This means that you spend the majority of your life trying to get to or from sleep, with the exception of rare moments of lucidity, such as sexual intercourse or running away from a man eating tiger.
I say we just go with 90% as a nice round number.
事实上，我认为这张图表达的不止于此。我白天大部分时间都在努力保持清醒，晚上大部分时间都在努力入睡。
所以基本上，它们差不多。
这意味着你一生中的大部分时间都在试图进入或离开睡眠，除了罕见的清醒时刻，如xxoo或逃离一头吃人的老虎。
我敢说90%已经是个很好的数字了。
Trick_Progress6401
Don't know sounds fishy average global life expectancy is 72.6 years 7 years would be 9.6%. on 24 hour day that means 2.31 hours per day. That sounds like way too much.
Still funny though
不知道是听起来不对劲，还是全球平均的预期寿命是72.6岁。7年将是这个数字的9.6%。一天24小时，即每天要花2.31小时为了入睡。听起来不太靠谱。
不过还是很有趣
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hell2pay
I spend a lot of time trying to fall asleep. So, while it does seem high, and absolutely high for an average, I can feel this in my personal bones.
I write this as I woke up at 2:30AM and still can't fall back asleep at almost 5AM.
我一天要花很多时间试图入睡。所以，虽然这个数字看起来确实很离谱，而且对于一个普通人来说绝对是很长时间，但我可以从我骨头中感觉到这是真的。
我写这些是因为我每天会在凌晨2:30醒来，然后在将近5点的时候仍然无法入睡。
delicate-butterfly
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I was in this same position too because my parents refused to get me sleeping medication
我也是这样，因为我父母不帮我找医生开安眠药
TheSmellOfDucks
You'd have to spend about 2 hours a night trying to fall asleep for this statistic to be true
你必须每晚花大约2个小时试图入睡，这数据是真的
Green_Gem_
Which I unfortunately do
不幸的是我完全符合
HelloUPStore
Have you tried medication, melatonin, or weed? All 3 have helped me be able to get to sleep somewhat fast or at least ease me into it more. Especially with how the world has been the past few years.
你试过药物、褪黑素或**吗？这三种方法都能帮助我快速入睡，或者至少让我更容易入睡。特别是在过去几年里，时代变了。
Green_Gem_
I've had horrible experiences with meds that mess w/ my sleep schedule, but weed is on my list of things to try
我曾经有过糟糕的失眠经历，服用药物搅乱了我的生物钟，但**是我要试的东西之一
HelloUPStore
Not sure where you live, but medical marijuana is legal where I'm at. I was able to get it because sleeping issues is a serious thing for me and I was tired of taking zzquil of motrin pm. I used it maybe 2x a week. Usually that's enough to help me get back into my sleep cycle. Ask your doctor, and if you are uncomfortable doing that for whatever reason. Veriheal is this private company that will get you your card. Cost like $200 though, but it was worth it for me.
不知道你住在哪里，但医用**在我所在的地方是合法的。我之所以能够得到它，是因为睡眠问题对我来说是一件很严重的事情，而且我已经厌倦了服用安眠药。我一周大概用两次。通常这足以帮助我重新进入睡眠周期。如果你随后因为任何原因而不舒服，就咨询你的医生。Veriheal是一家私人公司，你得在这上面花点钱。虽然花了我200美元，但对我来说是值得的。
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RocinanteMCRNCoffee
I can't speak for them but even though lead is completely legal recreationally in my state I can be fired from my job for partaking, even if I'm on vacation, even if it were prescribed.
Melatonin messes up my sleep cycle even worse no matter when I take it and the quality of sleep I get on it is terrible (but to be fair does have interesting dreams).
It already takes me five alarms to get up for work I can't take a medication that would make me potentially not be woken by them at ll.
EDITED TO ADD: WEED NOT LEAD
我不能替他们说话，但即使吸食**在我所在的州是完全合法的娱乐活动，我也可能因为加入他们而被公司解雇，即便我是在度假，即便这是合法的。
不管我什么时候服用褪黑素，它都会使我的睡眠周期变得更糟，而且我的睡眠质量很差（但公平地说，我确实做过有趣的梦）。
闹钟要响五次我才嫩起床上班，我不能服用一种可能让我睡死过去听不到闹钟响的药物。
Mr_CockSwing
Sometimes i do significantly more than that.
有时候我在让自己入睡上花费的时间远远不止于此。
ronm4c
I like to say that the confederacy lasted only one season longer than the Jersey Shore
我想说，邦联存在的时间只比《泽西海滩》长一季
Draegur
I didn't wake up today and choose violence; violence against filthy confederate rebel scum is not a choice but a DUTY, an HONOR, and a PRIVILEGE!
我今天醒来时选择不使用暴力；针对肮脏的南方叛军人渣的暴力不是一种选择，而是一种责任、荣誉和特权！
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keji_goto
The United States at the time of the Civil War had a population of around 18.9 million. When the Confederacy was founded from the states which seceded from the unx they took around 8.6 million persons with them and formed the Confederate military consisting of around 1 million soldiers from 1861 to 1865.
That was 156 years ago which is roughly 5 or so generations.
The Nintendo Wii-U launched in 2012 and was officially discontinued in 2017 selling around 13.56 million units.
The Wii-U was a thing for a year longer than the Confederacy, had millions of more supporters, and didn't end with Nintendo having to close up shop and merge with someone like Sony who they had been at war with for years.
These are the things I think about when people tell me they have pride in the Confederacy.
美国内战时的人口约为1890万。当邦联从脱离联邦的各州上建立起来时，他们带走了大约860万人，并在1861年至1865年间组建了由大约100万士兵组成的邦联军队。
那是156年前，大约是5代人之前。
任天堂Wii-U于2012年推出，2017年正式停产，销量约1356万台。
Wii-U的历史比邦联长了一年，拥有数以百万计的支持者，并没有因为任天堂不得不关闭线下门店，并与索尼这样，跟他们鏖战多年的公司合并而结束。
当人们告诉我他们对邦联感到自豪时，我就会想到这些。
ohboymykneeshurt
Not me. I fall a sleep in seconds or minutes. I like to sleep in tho so it probably evens out.
这张图里的人肯定不是我。我只需要几秒钟或几分钟就睡着了。我喜欢睡在沙发上，这样可能会让我安心。
DepressedWomble30
That figure is alot higher when your clinically depressed.
当你患有抑郁症时，这个数字要高得多。
theNrg
the average person needs between 10 to 20 minutes to fall asleep , lets put it at ~15 minutes daily.
That's 5475 minutes yearly = 91.25 hours = 3.8 days
avg. life expectancy is ~80 years, so 304 days in total , or less than a year
post debunked.
一般人需要10到20分钟才能入睡，让我们假设每天要花大约15分钟。
每年5475分钟=91.25小时=3.8天
一个人平均预期寿命约为80岁，因此总共304天，或不到一年
穿帮啦。
TheOftenNakedJason
7 years? That's like 10% of my life. 2 hours 24 minutes per day average for my entire life?
I have trouble falling asleep, but those numbers make no sense.
7年？这是我生命的10%。我一生平均每天要浪费2小时24分钟？
我很难入睡，但这些数字毫无意义。
whipfinish
7 years? Not a fact.
7年？这绝对不是真的。
sooner2016
People who lose wars should not be allowed to have statues, rallies, and celebrations of their culture that was defeated.
打输战争的人不应该被允许拥有雕像、集会和庆祝他们被打败的文化。
the_sexy_muffin
Huh, it takes me like 15 mins to fall asleep, if I live til 80, this won't even amount to a full year, more like 300 days. Does it really take people so long to fall asleep?
嗯，我每天需要15分钟才能入睡，如果我活到80岁，这加起来还不到一整年的时间，也就是大约300天。人们真的需要这么长时间才能入睡吗？
Novel-Jackfruit-369
OK that's one's humorous
就瞎编吧
Few_Ad_5677
The confederacy was a squad of basic bitches who didn’t want do so manual labor for themselves
But
7 years is 8.75% of your life. 8.75% of your life is right around 2 hours a day.
So that’s bullshit
邦联基本上就是一群坏到骨子里的奴隶主，他们不想为自己做体力劳动
但是
7年是你生命的8.75%。8.75%的生命是每天2小时左右。
所以那是胡说八道
QuidYossarian
My insomnia is more determined than traitors. Checks out.
我的失眠比叛徒更顽固。退房。
Klyphord
And 3 years longer than AOC was a bartender.
比咱们众议员以前当酒保的时间还长3年。
ClassicResult
Do people flying that flag even pretend give two shits about the confederacy any more? I haven't seen that argument in years. When liberals go on (and on, and on, and on) about the confederacy, even in attempts at jokes like this, it just lends credence to the otherwise ridiculous idea that the flag is literally anything other than a symbol of white supremacy, so knock it off. Plus these jokes suck.
挥舞着那面旗帜的人还会假装对南部联盟不屑一顾吗？我已经好几年没见过这种争论了。当自由主义者继续（不停地，不停地，不停地）谈论南部邦联时，即使是在开恶俗的玩笑，这也只是证明了一种荒谬的想法，即南部邦联实际上不是白人至上的象征，所以请停止开这些狗屁玩笑。而且这些笑话很烂。
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mapple0002
I feel like the confederacy was the south going through a phase, like when I was a little goth for a bit.
我觉得南部邦联是当时美国南部一个必经的历史进程，就像我以前经历过非主流的时代一样。
Oysterpoint
If you’re having trouble sleeping… there’s a good chance you have a magnesium deficiency. Look it up.
Taking magnesium worked wonders for me.
You have all that stress and anxiety at night for a specific reason.
如果你睡眠不好，很有可能是镁缺乏症。去医院查一查。
服用镁对我有奇效。
你睡觉前感受到的压力和焦虑是有原因的。
xmustangxx
And also jokes apparently don’t care about math
这些梗图完全不考虑事实，编就完事了
ItsAMysteryScoobyDoo
Imagine living in a world where we have civil wars in Africa with child soldiers and large corporations pillaging the world--sending us towards our worlds entire demise......and you're concerned with a Boogeyman that died over 150 years ago and was only around for 5 years to begin with.
One of the the most capable societies on planet earth, haunted by a ghost that we as a country fought a civil war to destroy over a century ago.
The confederacy is dead. It's been dead.
There's ACTUAL Boogeymen in the world that we need to give the Confederacy-treatment too.
想象一下，生活在这样一个世界里：非洲内战，娃娃兵和大企业掠夺世界，把我们推向毁灭的边缘。。。而你所关心的是一个在150多年前就消亡的，从诞生开始只存在5年的妖怪。
地球上最有能力的国家之一，被一个幽灵所困扰，我们作为一个国家在一个多世纪前打了一场内战来摧毁这个幽灵。
邦联已经死了。它已经死了。
世界上确实有这些怀念妖怪的家伙存在，我们也需要给他们进行治疗。
D0NW0N
Also 3 years longer than trumps presidency.
比特朗普的任期也要长3年。
If the unx lost, than we would have very much likely have lost WW2. Something to think about for those who still hold on to the confederacy. You would been free from the unx for 80 years only to be forced into an Authoritarian State, Who just basically conquered the world.
People hold on to the past as if their life depends on it. I say you can't forget for risk of repeating the same mistakes, but you can't be loyal to a dead cause.
如果北部州打输了战争，我们很可能会输掉第二次世界大战。对于那些仍然坚持邦联信仰的人来说，这是一件值得思考的事情。你从北部州的统治中被解放了80年，却被迫被合并进一个专制国家，而这个国家基本上征服了全世界。
人们总是厚古薄今，就好像他们活在过去一样。我要说的是你不能怀着重蹈覆辙的风险，也不能忠于一个死路一条的事业。
Sup_Im_Ravi
And three years longer than the Trump "presidency" existed.
比特朗普的“总统任期”还要长三年。
KyzarNexus
McDonalds has been established for ~66 years. That’s 16.5x longer than the confederacy existed.
而麦当劳已经成立66年了。这比邦联存在的时间长16.5倍。
BlueKetch44
Not sure about the significance of this. The Confederacy was the last formal stand of chattel slavery in the United States, but it was the culmination of almost 250 years of the practice. Beyond that, the subjugation of our African and indigenous American populations continued unabated after 1872, and the echoes of it haunt us to this day. I don't think I've spent that long in my life trying to get to sleep.
我不确定这件事的意义。邦联是美国对保有奴隶制的最后一次正式站台，但它是近250年实践下的顶峰。除此之外，1872年后，我们对非洲和美洲原居民的征服有增无减，其罪恶的回音至今仍萦绕在我们心头。我不认为我们在这种罪恶下要花那么长时间试图入睡。