中国父亲做放大镜实验导致2000平方米草地着火
Chinese father sets 2,000-sq-m lawn on fire after magnifying glass experiment goes wrong
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在中国东部城市上海，一位父亲和儿子一起用放大镜做实验出错，意外点燃了一块2000平方米的草坪，最终被警方罚款。
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A father was fined by Chinese police for accidentally igniting a 2,000-square-metre lawn after his experiment with a magnifying glass with his son went wrong in the eastern city of Shanghai.
在中国东部城市上海，一位父亲和儿子一起用放大镜做实验出错，意外点燃了一块2000平方米的草坪，最终被警方罚款。
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A father was fined by Chinese police for accidentally igniting a 2,000-square-metre lawn after his experiment with a magnifying glass with his son went wrong in the eastern city of Shanghai.
在中国东部城市上海，一位父亲和儿子一起用放大镜做实验出错，意外点燃了一块2000平方米的草坪，最终被警方罚款。
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Well his magnifying glass is a SUCCESS
他的放大镜是成功的
Obsidian generator
黑曜石发生器
So the dad gave his kid a science lesson, a social responsibility lesson and an economics lesson all at the same time.
所以爸爸同时给他的孩子上了科学课，社会责任课和经济学课。
His son will never forget this beautiful father and son bonding.
他的儿子永远不会忘记这段美丽的父子情谊时光。
This is dangerous but the way the grass is burning looks cool ngl
这是危险的，但草燃烧的方式看起来很酷
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Luckily no one is injured.
The father will be. Once his wife found out.
幸运的是没有人受伤。
但是被妻子发现后，父亲可能会受伤。
Looks like a black hole in the ground that''s going to swallow everything.
看起来像是地上的一个黑洞，会吞噬一切。
Wife: Who were you with when you burned the field?
Husband: Arson.
妻子：你烧牧场的时候和谁在一起？
丈夫：火。
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At least it wasn''t because of a gender-reveal party.
至少不是因为性别揭秘派对进号子。
Moral of the story: don’t mess around with magnifying glasses
这个故事的寓意是：不要乱动放大镜
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In this guy''s defense, I would never have seen this coming, either.
我想为他说句话，如果是我的话我也不会想到会是这样的后果。
The darkness spreading like Rapunzel''s hurt incantation.
黑暗像长发公主的伤害咒语一样蔓延开来。
and the kid said: "Let there be darkness."
孩子说：“让黑暗降临吧。”
Note to the people: DO THIS WITH A LEAF ON CONCRETE.
以后可以增加一个提示牌，给人们提示：做实验还是在混凝土上放一片叶子来实施吧。
Dad causes grass fire
Son: Learning is fun
爸爸引起火灾
儿子：学习是有趣的
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Teaches his kid science, bond with him, clear the lawn and fertilizes the lawn all at the same time. Sounds like a great dad to me
教孩子科学，和孩子一起，清理草坪，同时给草坪施肥。听起来像个很棒的爸爸。
The real question is why did they set something on fire on grass instead of the nonflammable concrete two feet away
真正的问题是，他们为什么要在草地上放火，而不是在两英尺外的不可燃混凝土上放火
The news makes it sound like it''s arson. He seemed scared and wanted to see what happened maybe on camera. Chill with the narratives
这新闻听起来像是纵火。他看起来很害怕，而且想在镜头上看看发生了什么。这个新闻叙事令人不寒而栗。
Dad: Im going to teach you about science son
*Accidentally start a wild fire
Dad: Now Im going to teach you about crime son
爸爸：我要教你科学，儿子
*不小心引起了一场大火
爸爸：现在我要教你犯罪，儿子
You unlocked extra knowledge:
Burning the plants is bad
你解锁了额外的知识：
烧这些植物不好
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Is he the father of the boy who throw matches inside the manhole.
他是那个把火柴扔进下水道的男孩的父亲吗。
Me: accidentally hits my coffee
My homework:
我：不小心撞到了我的咖啡
我的作业：。。。
Fined? that seems fair.
In America, he''d get charged with reckless endangerment, arson, fleeing the scene, etc. I wouldn''t be surprised if they took his son, and he ended up in jail.
罚款？这似乎很公平。
在美国，他会被指控鲁莽危及生命、纵火、逃离现场等。如果他们带走他的儿子，我不会感到惊讶，他最终会进监狱。
It''s fun and games until you realized the grass is dry
在你意识到草是干的之前，这是一种乐趣和游戏
The grass was way too dry to make these kind of little games. He could have held the magnifing glass against wet grass too and still see if it catches smoke
草太干了，不能做这种小游戏。他也可以把放大镜靠在湿草上，看它是否冒烟。
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I did this too when i was in elementary school and everyone is laughing while all grasses and many tress are on fire ?. Ohh I miss those days.
我小学的时候也干过同样的事情，当周边的草草木木烧起来的时候所有人都在笑。。哦。。。我很想念那些日子
This is how a dad teach his son? When there''s a fire just run and leave it like that? Wow
这就是一个父亲教育儿子的方式吗？着火的时候就跑并且不了了之。。
They''re like opening a portal to another dimension.
这就像打开了另外一个维度空间的传送门
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The father Be like: i will never gonna financially recover from this.
这位父亲像是在说：从此我将无法再从经济上恢复过来
See you in 7 years later when youtube algorithm bring us back here.
7年后youtube的算法会把我们带回这里
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“Black hole opens in yard”
“黑洞在牧场里打开了”
番αce
至少他承认这是他的错，而不是撒谎。
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Father : "This is how I used to play when I was your age."
Son : "I never see anyone play like this."
Father : "Yeah...me too. Anyway, let me show you how it work.."
Few minute later.
Son : "I think I know why no one play like this anymore..."
Father : "Not a single word...."
父亲：“我像你这么大的时候就这样玩。”
儿子：“我从来没见过有人这样玩。”
父亲：“是的……我也是。不管怎样，让我来告诉你它是怎么工作的……”
几分钟后。
儿子：“我想我知道为什么再也没有人这样玩了……”
父亲：“一个字也说不出来……”
Don''t feel bad, people in the ''states do far stupider stuff every day.
别难过，美国人每天做的事都比你蠢得多。
"Please don''t try this at home"
Father: hehe fire goes brrr
请不要在家里尝试”
父亲：火烧起来了
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The son and father be like : RUN , RUN RUN
儿子和父亲就像：快跑，快跑
"Sneakily left." Or, you know, "Fled for their safety after realizing they couldn''t contain the fire themselves, saw how fast it was spreading, took the appropriate steps to call fire fighters, and did not know how bad it would get before help arrives."
“鬼鬼祟祟地离开了。”或者，你知道的“在意识到他们自己无法控制火势，且看到火势蔓延得很快，在采取适当的措施呼叫消防人员后，不知道在救援到来之前火势会有多严重，他们为了自己的安全逃跑了。”
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Rare footage of an interdimensional rift opening on a field in Shanghai
在上海某牧场正在撕开裂口的罕见的二次元片段
The magnifying glass is the nukes thrown at the machine city of 01 in The Matrix. The grass is the humans armies and cities of the world. The dark burned area is the machines conquering the world
放大镜是在黑客帝国01机器城投掷的核弹。草是世界上的人类军队和城市。黑暗的燃烧区域是征服世界的机器。
I like how there’s concrete next to the dry grass. Why can’t he do his experiment there?
旁边就有混泥土地面。为什么他不能在那里做实验？
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After the incident, the two went home.
Mom to his hubby and son: how this day has been to you?
Son: actually...
Dad: ? great
Son: yah great
事发后，两人回家了。
妈妈对丈夫和儿子说：你今天过得怎么样？
儿子：实际上。。。
爸爸：？很好
儿子：太好了
"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
“没有意外。”—乌龟大师
I think the dad only wana show his son the experiment but ended up being a crime. R.I.P money
我想爸爸只是给他儿子看实验，结果却成了犯罪。荷包大出血
Fei Long 黄飞龙
Surveillance cameras: You know I can see you right?
刘大爷：“呵呵，我要带着儿子溜了。没人会发现是我干的！”
监控摄像头：你知道我能看见你对吗？
Looks like something straight out of Revelations.
看起来像是《生化危机启示录》里的场景。
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it amazed me that how fast fire fighters came, in my country they would have arrived after entire block got burned down by this fire.
令我惊讶的是他们的消防员速度那么快，在我的国家，等草坪烧完后消防员才会赶到。
People should not be penaltied for something what went wrong. Especially when they did the safe measures (which they could)
当他们采取安全措施（他们可以）后任然出错，那么就不应该收到惩罚。
Dad was demonstrating how the Pandemic happened to his kid. "Look, son, this is how we f%^$ed up and killed two million people around the world!"
爸爸在给他孩子演示流感大流行
Honestly that burning is pretty clean, like what you should see from natural wildfires on african savannahs, australian forests, and California pine woodlands. Those fires are becoming much worse and dangerous from climate change and some idiots...
老实说，燃烧是相当干净的，就像你应该看到的从非洲草原，澳大利亚森林，加利福尼亚松林的自然野火。而且由于气候变化和一些白痴的行为，这些火灾正变得越来越严重。。。
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No one would have ever imagined that small point from magnifying glass will get like this..
没人会想到放大镜上的小光点会变成这样。。
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A touching moment where a father is teaching his son how to be an arsonist.
一位父亲教儿子如何成为纵火犯的感人时刻。
"Always do it with adult supervision"
“始终在成人监督下进行”....
When you feed your grass gasoline instead of water
当你用汽油代替水浇草的时候
This looks like what I imagine happens at the LHC one day when scientists messed up a controlled blackhole and it grew bigger and they''re unable to stop it
这看起来就像有一天在大型强子对撞机上发生的那样，科学家们把一个受控黑洞搞砸了，黑洞越来越大，他们无法阻止它...