中国男子训练金鱼踢球
Chinese man trains goldfish to play football
译文简介
一个来自中国广东省的男人把他的鱼缸变成了足球场。
正文翻译
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A man from China’s Guangdong province has turned his fish tank into a football stadium. Yang Tianxin started training his goldfish half a year ago. Now he has 5 Ranchu goldfish which know how to shoot a ball into the goal.
一个来自中国广东省的男人把他的鱼缸变成了足球场。半年前杨填鑫开始训练他的金鱼，现在他已有5条兰寿金鱼知道怎么把球射进球门。
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A man from China’s Guangdong province has turned his fish tank into a football stadium. Yang Tianxin started training his goldfish half a year ago. Now he has 5 Ranchu goldfish which know how to shoot a ball into the goal.
一个来自中国广东省的男人把他的鱼缸变成了足球场。半年前杨填鑫开始训练他的金鱼，现在他已有5条兰寿金鱼知道怎么把球射进球门。
评论翻译
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Even Chinese goldfish play football better than the Chinese male football team
连中国金鱼也比中国男子足球队踢的好。
连中国金鱼也比中国男子足球队踢的好。
acbphoneix
Me: Waits patiently for a Pixar movie of fish playing football
我：耐心地等待皮克斯制作一部鱼儿踢足球的电影。
Me: Waits patiently for a Pixar movie of fish playing football
我：耐心地等待皮克斯制作一部鱼儿踢足球的电影。
Jason Chiu
Everyone gangsta till his goldfish starts taking over the World Cup.
人人皆匪直到他的金鱼开始接管世界杯。
Everyone gangsta till his goldfish starts taking over the World Cup.
人人皆匪直到他的金鱼开始接管世界杯。
cOoLiTuSeR
NOW THIS CAN COMPETE WITH “Daily Dose of Internet”
现在这可以跟 “网络每日一囧” PK了
NOW THIS CAN COMPETE WITH “Daily Dose of Internet”
现在这可以跟 “网络每日一囧” PK了
F.A.C.E Games
Imagine people paying him money to watch fishes doing soccer
想象一下人们付钱给他看金鱼踢球
Imagine people paying him money to watch fishes doing soccer
想象一下人们付钱给他看金鱼踢球
Froot is Good
next he’s going to prove einstein wrong and teach them how to climb a tree.
接下来他要证明爱因斯坦是错的，并且教它们怎么爬树。
next he’s going to prove einstein wrong and teach them how to climb a tree.
接下来他要证明爱因斯坦是错的，并且教它们怎么爬树。
Snimmer Sangha
bruh the goldfish as a goalkeeper probably plays better than kepa.Breed: different
让金鱼来当守门员可能还要比凯帕（切尔西门将）干的好，品种不同。（这样侮辱守门员？）
bruh the goldfish as a goalkeeper probably plays better than kepa.Breed: different
让金鱼来当守门员可能还要比凯帕（切尔西门将）干的好，品种不同。（这样侮辱守门员？）
Angelina Yap
fish: playing football
everyone: fish football tournament in the future
me: fIsH dOnt hAvE fEeT
鱼 ：踢足球
大家：未来的鱼类足球锦标赛
我 ：鱼没有脚
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fish: playing football
everyone: fish football tournament in the future
me: fIsH dOnt hAvE fEeT
鱼 ：踢足球
大家：未来的鱼类足球锦标赛
我 ：鱼没有脚
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unknown seizure
The guy: ok guys now you''re gonna play against humans
The game starts
A human: hey I think I stepped on something, it gave a wet sound. Oh it''s a fish...
“好吧，兄弟们，现在你们要和人类比赛了。”
-------比赛开始了------
“嘿，我好像踩到什么东西了，有点湿湿的感觉。草，是一条鱼....”
The guy: ok guys now you''re gonna play against humans
The game starts
A human: hey I think I stepped on something, it gave a wet sound. Oh it''s a fish...
“好吧，兄弟们，现在你们要和人类比赛了。”
-------比赛开始了------
“嘿，我好像踩到什么东西了，有点湿湿的感觉。草，是一条鱼....”
Jason Lee
Chinese National Team - We can''t qualify for the World Cup.
Goldfish - We WON the World Cup
中国国足：“我们没资格参加世界杯。”
金鱼：“我们是世界杯冠军！”
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Chinese National Team - We can''t qualify for the World Cup.
Goldfish - We WON the World Cup
中国国足：“我们没资格参加世界杯。”
金鱼：“我们是世界杯冠军！”
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Just Add A Little Suga
Dang I cant even get my hamster to acknowledge that im not a toilet-
卧槽，我甚至不能让我的仓鼠承认我不是一个辣鸡。
Dang I cant even get my hamster to acknowledge that im not a toilet-
卧槽，我甚至不能让我的仓鼠承认我不是一个辣鸡。
Raul Rosas
best thing about the fish playing soccer is when they bump into each other they dont fake being in pain
金鱼踢足球最妙的地方就是——当它们撞到一起的时候不会有人假摔。
best thing about the fish playing soccer is when they bump into each other they dont fake being in pain
金鱼踢足球最妙的地方就是——当它们撞到一起的时候不会有人假摔。
·Bubbly blxssom·
Imagine how fish school would be:
Teacher: Ok. So the lesson. Um. I forgot. Class dismissed.
想象一下金鱼学校会是什么样的——
老师：好的，现在开始上课。嗯......我好像忘了什么。下课！
Imagine how fish school would be:
Teacher: Ok. So the lesson. Um. I forgot. Class dismissed.
想象一下金鱼学校会是什么样的——
老师：好的，现在开始上课。嗯......我好像忘了什么。下课！
Android gamerPH
In other dimension of YouTube: gold fish train a Hooman to swim
在另一个次元的YouTube：金鱼在训练它的主人游泳。
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In other dimension of YouTube: gold fish train a Hooman to swim
在另一个次元的YouTube：金鱼在训练它的主人游泳。
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Tia Melancholy Jeoncockity
Day 76 of quarantine: I tried my goldfishes to play football to entertain myself.
新冠病毒隔离后的第76天：太无聊了，我来试试让金鱼踢足球
Day 76 of quarantine: I tried my goldfishes to play football to entertain myself.
新冠病毒隔离后的第76天：太无聊了，我来试试让金鱼踢足球
Zuzu
Featuring:
Christiano Goldano
全场最佳：
克里斯蒂亚诺·金鱼尔多
Featuring:
Christiano Goldano
全场最佳：
克里斯蒂亚诺·金鱼尔多
Cooper Hudgins
These have got to be the cutest and smartest goldfish I’ve ever seen, absolutely adorable
这是我见过的最可爱最聪明的金鱼，太可爱了。
These have got to be the cutest and smartest goldfish I’ve ever seen, absolutely adorable
这是我见过的最可爱最聪明的金鱼，太可爱了。
Plantimations!
Why did I think the fish was talking when he pulled it out of the water?
当他把鱼从水里拉出来的时候，我怎么觉得鱼好像在说话？
Why did I think the fish was talking when he pulled it out of the water?
当他把鱼从水里拉出来的时候，我怎么觉得鱼好像在说话？
Dawid Elting
Messi: "i fear nothing but this.... this scares me..."
“求求你，我什么都不怕，但是这个......这个太吓人了......”
Messi: "i fear nothing but this.... this scares me..."
“求求你，我什么都不怕，但是这个......这个太吓人了......”
Epic Kirby12
Mario sonic Olympics: no
Goldfish soccer: yes
《马里奥与索尼克在奥运》：不行！
《金鱼足球》：行！
Mario sonic Olympics: no
Goldfish soccer: yes
《马里奥与索尼克在奥运》：不行！
《金鱼足球》：行！
yachi the boat
I can totally hear “ this is YOUR daily dose of internet”
我都可以听到“这是您的每日网络新闻”这句词儿了。
I can totally hear “ this is YOUR daily dose of internet”
我都可以听到“这是您的每日网络新闻”这句词儿了。
KenSMS 1209
There is no such thing that fishes can do footba…
不可能存在鱼会踢足球这件事儿的……
There is no such thing that fishes can do footba…
不可能存在鱼会踢足球这件事儿的……
H?n?y-m??k-b?rry- :D
Footballers: Let’s play football-
Goldfish: Step aside boys, we’re the famous ones now!
足球运动员：让我们踢球吧
金鱼：小子们都给我闪开，我们才是现在的明星！
Footballers: Let’s play football-
Goldfish: Step aside boys, we’re the famous ones now!
足球运动员：让我们踢球吧
金鱼：小子们都给我闪开，我们才是现在的明星！
Lucifer
America, England: Goldfish
France: Redfish
Spain teacher: Orangefish
I want to know if someone called them bluefish
美国、英国：金鱼
法国：红鱼
西班牙老师：橙鱼
我想知道有没有人管它们叫蓝鱼。
America, England: Goldfish
France: Redfish
Spain teacher: Orangefish
I want to know if someone called them bluefish
美国、英国：金鱼
法国：红鱼
西班牙老师：橙鱼
我想知道有没有人管它们叫蓝鱼。
Some Random Peep :D
These gold fish are better than world football champions I mean literally THESE ARE GOLDFISH PLAYING FOOTBALL GOLD FISH GUYS!
这些金鱼比世界世界足球冠军踢得还要好。我说真的是一些金鱼在踢足球啊，兄弟们！
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These gold fish are better than world football champions I mean literally THESE ARE GOLDFISH PLAYING FOOTBALL GOLD FISH GUYS!
这些金鱼比世界世界足球冠军踢得还要好。我说真的是一些金鱼在踢足球啊，兄弟们！
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Shopnil4
I''m more impressed at how clean the tanks is.
让我更加印象深刻的是这水缸真干净。
I''m more impressed at how clean the tanks is.
让我更加印象深刻的是这水缸真干净。
noodlemations Official
i have never been so embarrased about the fact goldfish are better at soccer then me
我真是从没有这么尴尬过，金鱼都比我踢球踢得好。
i have never been so embarrased about the fact goldfish are better at soccer then me
我真是从没有这么尴尬过，金鱼都比我踢球踢得好。
Fadli
They should put a trigger system whereby if a goal is scored, food is released for the scorer near the goalpost.
他们应该放一个触发机制，一旦进球了，在球门附近就会释放出食物给进球者。
They should put a trigger system whereby if a goal is scored, food is released for the scorer near the goalpost.
他们应该放一个触发机制，一旦进球了，在球门附近就会释放出食物给进球者。
Prrasad Ghodake
This proves that goldfish doesn''t have goldfish memory
这证明了金鱼并不是只有金鱼的记忆（译者注：传说金鱼的记忆只有7秒）
This proves that goldfish doesn''t have goldfish memory
这证明了金鱼并不是只有金鱼的记忆（译者注：传说金鱼的记忆只有7秒）
Faze Nigwards
They don''t be having feet doe?. Ngl they do be playin
它们居然没有脚吗？它们的确在踢球。
They don''t be having feet doe?. Ngl they do be playin
它们居然没有脚吗？它们的确在踢球。
Paviteran Paviteran
This person should be awarded by the Guiness World Records. He is a great person spending his most time training the fishes to entertain us
这个人应该被授予吉尼斯纪录。他是个很棒人，把大部分时间花在训练鱼来娱乐我们。
This person should be awarded by the Guiness World Records. He is a great person spending his most time training the fishes to entertain us
这个人应该被授予吉尼斯纪录。他是个很棒人，把大部分时间花在训练鱼来娱乐我们。
StockPhotoKid
I wish these types of goldfish were land animals so I could pet it for hours
我希望这些类型的金鱼是陆地生物，这样我就可以抚摸它几个小时。
I wish these types of goldfish were land animals so I could pet it for hours
我希望这些类型的金鱼是陆地生物，这样我就可以抚摸它几个小时。
Sheree Hi
When I''m the only one saying soccer: BIG TEARS
当我是唯一一个喊进球的人：大哭。
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When I''m the only one saying soccer: BIG TEARS
当我是唯一一个喊进球的人：大哭。
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Casey Blackheart
Hello everyone, welcome to YOUR Daily Dose of Internet
大家好，欢迎来到“网络每日一囧”。
Hello everyone, welcome to YOUR Daily Dose of Internet
大家好，欢迎来到“网络每日一囧”。
SaBer Blue
I can already hear it: Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet
我已经听到了：大家好，这里是网络每日一囧。
I can already hear it: Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet
我已经听到了：大家好，这里是网络每日一囧。
Paycen Lee
This channel is like daily dose of internet but in China
这个频道就像网络每日一囧，不过是在中国。
This channel is like daily dose of internet but in China
这个频道就像网络每日一囧，不过是在中国。
Perry
Hmmm, wrong sport there bud... I thought the goldfish would grow arms and throw the ball ?
额，错了，伙计...我以为金鱼会长出胳膊来扔球呢？
Hmmm, wrong sport there bud... I thought the goldfish would grow arms and throw the ball ?
额，错了，伙计...我以为金鱼会长出胳膊来扔球呢？
M WJW
This man is planning his own project Mbappé : Goldfish version
这个人正在规划自己的项目--姆巴佩（法国足球员）：金鱼版。
This man is planning his own project Mbappé : Goldfish version
这个人正在规划自己的项目--姆巴佩（法国足球员）：金鱼版。
Marvel Disneyfan
“Chinese man trains goldfish to play football”
Me, for a brief moment of complete and utter stupidity upon looking at the thumbnail: That’s nice, but how did he teach them to fly?
“中国人训练金鱼踢足球”
我有那么一瞬间完全彻底愚蠢地看着这则新闻：很好，但他是怎么教它们飞行的？
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“Chinese man trains goldfish to play football”
Me, for a brief moment of complete and utter stupidity upon looking at the thumbnail: That’s nice, but how did he teach them to fly?
“中国人训练金鱼踢足球”
我有那么一瞬间完全彻底愚蠢地看着这则新闻：很好，但他是怎么教它们飞行的？
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Ray Catchapiro
Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
大家好，这里是你们的网络每日一囧。
Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
大家好，这里是你们的网络每日一囧。
The Happy Suma
Imagine people’s reactions when they realize that goldfish are better than them at soccer.
(Thanks for this many likes, I never got this much.?)
想象一下当人们意识到金鱼踢球比他们强时的反应。
（谢谢这么多人喜欢，我从来没有被这么多人喜欢/点赞。）
Imagine people’s reactions when they realize that goldfish are better than them at soccer.
(Thanks for this many likes, I never got this much.?)
想象一下当人们意识到金鱼踢球比他们强时的反应。
（谢谢这么多人喜欢，我从来没有被这么多人喜欢/点赞。）
GkPur4l
The Goldfish can defend better than David Luiz
金鱼的防守比大卫·路易斯（巴西后卫）强。
The Goldfish can defend better than David Luiz
金鱼的防守比大卫·路易斯（巴西后卫）强。
YEETED HALOS
More like the dude train them like this:
"See the ball? Score the goal or be my dinner"
Fish *sweating nervously "Alright fellas we need to kick a goal or dine by that man, your call"
这个家伙更像是这样训练它们的：
“看到这个球了吗？进球或者做我的晚餐”
鱼紧张流汗 “来吧，伙计们，我们需要进个球，要不就被那个人杀死，你们决定吧。”
More like the dude train them like this:
"See the ball? Score the goal or be my dinner"
Fish *sweating nervously "Alright fellas we need to kick a goal or dine by that man, your call"
这个家伙更像是这样训练它们的：
“看到这个球了吗？进球或者做我的晚餐”
鱼紧张流汗 “来吧，伙计们，我们需要进个球，要不就被那个人杀死，你们决定吧。”
Sam Fisher
Did HE train the fish or did the fish train HIM to give food each time they score???
Think about that 1 ??
是他训练鱼踢球还是鱼训练他每次得分就要给鱼们吃的。
好好想想看 ？？
Did HE train the fish or did the fish train HIM to give food each time they score???
Think about that 1 ??
是他训练鱼踢球还是鱼训练他每次得分就要给鱼们吃的。
好好想想看 ？？
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