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"We Can Sh*t For 10 Years" - Dutch PM Mocks Toilet-Paper Shortage Rumors

丹麦首相嘲笑厕纸短缺传闻:我们拉十年屎都够用

With concerns rising in the Western world that toilet paper shortages have developed due to panic hoarding among consumers amid the COVID-19 outbreak, the prime minister in the Netherlands has reassured a fellow citizen that the country has at least a decade worth of the fluffy stuff, reported RT News.

据英国《每日电讯》报道,随着冠状病毒爆发、西方国家消费者恐慌性囤积,导致厕纸短缺的担忧加剧,荷兰总理向一位同胞保证,荷兰至少能供应十年这种毛茸茸的东西。

Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte was walking through a supermarket on Thursday when a shopper asked him if the country had enough toilet paper. Rutte''''s response:

上周四,荷兰总理Mark Rutte穿过一家超市,一位顾客问他,荷兰是否有足够的卫生纸供应。Rutte的回答:



The Netherlands has confirmed 2,468 cases of the virus, including 77 deaths as of Friday morning.

荷兰已经确诊了2468例该种病毒,截至周五上午已导致77人死亡。

Meanwhile, in America, Costco stores have run out of toilet paper.

与此同时,在美国Costco超市已经没有卫生纸卖了。



As "shit has hit the fan," some Americans have called 911 because they were out of toilet paper.

随着“十万屎急”状况出现,一些美国人拨打了911,因为他们没有厕纸用了

Maybe it''''s time the Netherlands transfers some of their toilet paper stockpiles to America. We could use it…

也许是时候让荷兰把他们的卫生纸储备转移到美国了,让我们也可以有厕纸用…