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Should we teach Children the Bible in schools?

我们应该在学校教孩子们圣经吗?


I think we should because:
* Children would be better behaved
* Children would listen to their parents more
* Children wouldn''''t shoot up schools
* Children would recognize the evils of liberalism and socialism
* Children wouldn''''t be having sex all the time
* They would realize that there are only 2 genders
* There would be no more trannies, homos, and pedophiles
* Children would be parting, drinking, doing drugs, or smoking weed all the time
* Children wouldn''''t be hippies and would support our troops to fight terrorism and protect democracy all around the world
* They would realize that America is better than Europe
* People would realize that Evolution is NOT a fact
* They would realize that the Bible is God''''s word
* There will be no more atheists
* Children would realize that Islam is a false religion and the Quran is NOT God''''s word
* They would realize that liberal Christianity isn''''t actually true Christianity
* Children would recognize that they NEEDED to get married and have children
* Daughters will stop moving with their boyfriends
* Everybody will respect President Trump
* Children would realize that CNN and MSNBC is fake news while FOX is the truth
* Black kids would stop trying to resist police officers and blaming the cops for being fed up with their misbehavior
* They would realize that Republicans are NOT racist
* Children would realize that the suburbs are the ideal place to live and the cities are unsafe
* Children would learn to DRIVE

我认为我们应该让孩子们在学校学习圣经,因为:
· 孩子会表现得更好
· 孩子会更多地倾听父母的意见
· 孩子们不会开枪射击学校
· 儿童会认识到自由主义和社会主义的邪恶
· 孩子不总想着一直做爱
· 他们会意识到只有 2 种性别
· 将不再有变性人、同性恋和恋童癖者
· 儿童会远离酗酒、吸毒或吸大麻
· 儿童不会是嬉皮士,而会支持我们的军队在全世界打击恐怖主义和保护民主
· 他们会意识到美国比欧洲好
· 人们会意识到进化不是事实
· 他们会意识到圣经是神的话语
· 不再有无神论者
· 儿童会意识到伊斯兰教是虚假的宗教,《古兰经》不是上帝的话语
· 他们会意识到自由基督教实际上不是真正的基督教
· 儿童会认识到,他们需要结婚生子
· 女儿们不会轻易跟她们的男朋友走
· 每个人都会尊重特朗普总统
· 儿童会意识到 CNN 和 MSNBC 是假新闻,而 FOX 报导的是事实
· 黑人孩子会停止试图抗拒警察,或指责警察受够了他们的不当行为
他们会意识到共和党人不是种族主义者
· 儿童会意识到郊区是理想的居住地点,城市不安全
· 儿童将学习驾驶