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The Netherlands!
Yes, you read that right.
Our army is in a rather sad state right now:
60,000 active personnel
5000 reserves
A whopping 16 tanks (beat that Russia!)
Yearly budget of 8 billion (1.33% of USA’s budget)

是荷兰。
是的,你没有看错。
我们的军队现在处在一个相对差的处境当中。
60000名现役士兵
5000名预备役
整整16辆坦克(进攻俄罗斯!)
每年8十亿军费(美国的1.33%)

We were once the most powerful country in the world (and, sadly, one of the leading countries in slavery and colonialism) but now we are just a cute little dot on the map.

我们曾经是世界上最强大的国家(很遗憾也是殖民主义和奴隶贸易的代表),但是我们现在只是地图上的一个可爱的小点。

We had close to 1000 tanks in 1990 (the Leopard 2) but the government has sold all of them ever since.

我们曾经有大约1000辆美洲豹坦克,但是政府从那时起把他们全都卖了。

And still, I dare say that our country is the most difficult to invade.

尽管如此,我仍然敢说我们的国家现在是世界上最难入侵的国家。



As the enemies near the capital of Amsterdam, the following conversation takes place in our army’s HQ:

随着敌人接近首都阿姆斯特丹,在我们国家的高级指挥官之间会发生下列对话:

General 1: “The Netherlands is doomed! Perhaps we should have learned our lesson when we cut our army budget right before WW2.”

将军1:“荷兰注定要灭亡!也许我们应该吸取在二战前削减军队预算的教训。”

General 2: “We have no choice now.”
General 1: “Yes, we proceed with the plan.”
Both generals: “Activate Project Atlantis.”

将军2:“我们现在别无选择。”
将军1:“是的,我们继续执行计划。”
两位将军:“激活亚特兰蒂斯计划”。

You may take our lives, but you will never take our homeland!

你可以夺走我们的生命,但你永远不会夺走我们的家园!

Since the Netherlands is the only country worldwide that is almost entirely below sea-level, it even has a plan where flooding the country is used as a defence strategy (Hollandic Water Line - Wikipedia) and this can easily be done by destroying various flood defences; I say we are the most difficult to invade because there will be nothing to invade if we are desperate enough.

由于荷兰是世界上唯一一个几乎完全低于海平面的国家,我们甚至制定了一个计划,将洪水淹没国家作为防御策略(Hollandic Water Line-wikipedia),这可以通过摧毁各种洪水防御来实现;
我说我们是最难被入侵的国家。因为如果我们不顾一切的话,就没有什么可入侵的了。